Office restrooms

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I get paid to manage a staff of truly talented people.

I am not paid to clean toilets. That's the cleaning ladies job.

I will not touch the seat so I hover. I was warned not to flush the wet wipes. I place them to the side on the floor for pickup.

They don't have a receptacle for pads and such in the stalls?????

Those "cleaning ladies" despise you and talk about you after work.

Do you really think I care if some Guatemalan janitor gossips about me?

+1. What do I care what they say/think.

Because some of us are the children of those people who had to clean up after dirty white folk. We grow up hearing the stories that our parents told us. Then we grow up become educated and resent white people. We end up being your coworkers, your neighbors and we will view you as dirty pigs. Thanks for affirming why I don’t like white people.

You have not been out of the area a lot? There are lots and lots of white janitors and "cleaning ladies," too. No, not in the DC area.

You are so racist.

Haha, you mentioned people from Guatemalans not I.

You have issues if you take nasty dumbs and throw toilet paper and think working class people are your servants to pick up your crap.

You’re trash with money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get paid to manage a staff of truly talented people.

I am not paid to clean toilets. That's the cleaning ladies job.

I will not touch the seat so I hover. I was warned not to flush the wet wipes. I place them to the side on the floor for pickup.

They don't have a receptacle for pads and such in the stalls?????

Those "cleaning ladies" despise you and talk about you after work.

Do you really think I care if some Guatemalan janitor gossips about me?

+1. What do I care what they say/think.

So you make a toilet stall unusable until the cleaning staff come and then you create unsanitary conditions for the cleaning staff to deal with because that‘s their “station in life?”

I made a comment upthread that people who do this stuff in bathrooms are angry and passive aggressive. You couldn’t have proven the point any better.

If I were an HR manager and could track this problem, I would consider treating your coworkers and custodial staff this way to be a fireable offense.

+1, In every office setting that I have worked in, this type of behavior (and, sadly, it always seems to happen, although 90% of the time it seems to be confined to the ladies room) is almost always met with an e-mail from the office manager / HR to all employees of the offending gender to "cut that shit out". Of course, based on PP's IDGAF attitude towards their coworkers and "Guatemalan janitors" they probably just smile at those e-mails.

Unless PP is HR, in which case, damn- I feel bad for every single person who works at your company.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get paid to manage a staff of truly talented people.

I am not paid to clean toilets. That's the cleaning ladies job.

I will not touch the seat so I hover. I was warned not to flush the wet wipes. I place them to the side on the floor for pickup.

They don't have a receptacle for pads and such in the stalls?????

Those "cleaning ladies" despise you and talk about you after work.

Do you really think I care if some Guatemalan janitor gossips about me?

+1. What do I care what they say/think.

Because some of us are the children of those people who had to clean up after dirty white folk. We grow up hearing the stories that our parents told us. Then we grow up become educated and resent white people. We end up being your coworkers, your neighbors and we will view you as dirty pigs. Thanks for affirming why I don’t like white people.

You have not been out of the area a lot? There are lots and lots of white janitors and "cleaning ladies," too. No, not in the DC area.

You are so racist.

Haha, you mentioned people from Guatemalans not I.

You have issues if you take nasty dumbs and throw toilet paper and think working class people are your servants to pick up your crap.

You’re trash with money.

No, honey. I’m clean and hygienic. I don’t let my skin or any body part touch that foul toilet seat. I use wipes to clean myself and don’t touch door handles without them. You are free to do what you want and get whatever disease is present. I’ll stay clean

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get paid to manage a staff of truly talented people.

I am not paid to clean toilets. That's the cleaning ladies job.

I will not touch the seat so I hover. I was warned not to flush the wet wipes. I place them to the side on the floor for pickup.

They don't have a receptacle for pads and such in the stalls?????

Those "cleaning ladies" despise you and talk about you after work.

Do you really think I care if some Guatemalan janitor gossips about me?

+1. What do I care what they say/think.

So you make a toilet stall unusable until the cleaning staff come and then you create unsanitary conditions for the cleaning staff to deal with because that‘s their “station in life?”

I made a comment upthread that people who do this stuff in bathrooms are angry and passive aggressive. You couldn’t have proven the point any better.

If I were an HR manager and could track this problem, I would consider treating your coworkers and custodial staff this way to be a fireable offense.

+1, In every office setting that I have worked in, this type of behavior (and, sadly, it always seems to happen, although 90% of the time it seems to be confined to the ladies room) is almost always met with an e-mail from the office manager / HR to all employees of the offending gender to "cut that shit out". Of course, based on PP's IDGAF attitude towards their coworkers and "Guatemalan janitors" they probably just smile at those e-mails.

Unless PP is HR, in which case, damn- I feel bad for every single person who works at your company.

It’s def not just the ladies room. The men’s room is equally disgusting. There are brown smudges on the toilet - which I understand now from this thread is body oil and sweat from fat people - and pee everywhere.

[Anonymous]

Time out! Y’all are leaving wipes and such ON THE FLOOR?!?! In your shared office bathroom? Not even putting them in the little pad receptacle / metal box?

Why haven’t you asked for tiny trash cans in each stall?

This is absolutely the worst thing I’ve read on DCUM. For shame!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Time out! Y’all are leaving wipes and such ON THE FLOOR?!?! In your shared office bathroom? Not even putting them in the little pad receptacle / metal box?

Why haven’t you asked for tiny trash cans in each stall?

This is absolutely the worst thing I’ve read on DCUM. For shame!

It's totally despicable behavior. Not at all acceptable.

[Anonymous]

This thread is a new low and the poop-leavers have no discernible moral code. I really do hope they are just bored teen trolls.

Also, I do some HR work and can confirm this is treated as a disciplinary matter. I hope all you people who think you are entitled to shit on space that your co-workers need to use get fired. It’s not your personal bathroom and the cleaning staff are not your personal servants.

[Anonymous]

The hoverers and poop leavers are most likely Trumpsters who would like the janitors who clean up their $hit to be deported or live in cages.

So disgusting all of you with terrible bathroom habits. It is not that difficult to NOT be a savage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get paid to manage a staff of truly talented people.

I am not paid to clean toilets. That's the cleaning ladies job.

I will not touch the seat so I hover. I was warned not to flush the wet wipes. I place them to the side on the floor for pickup.

They don't have a receptacle for pads and such in the stalls?????

Those "cleaning ladies" despise you and talk about you after work.

Do you really think I care if some Guatemalan janitor gossips about me?

+1. What do I care what they say/think.

So you make a toilet stall unusable until the cleaning staff come and then you create unsanitary conditions for the cleaning staff to deal with because that‘s their “station in life?”

I made a comment upthread that people who do this stuff in bathrooms are angry and passive aggressive. You couldn’t have proven the point any better.

If I were an HR manager and could track this problem, I would consider treating your coworkers and custodial staff this way to be a fireable offense.

+1, In every office setting that I have worked in, this type of behavior (and, sadly, it always seems to happen, although 90% of the time it seems to be confined to the ladies room) is almost always met with an e-mail from the office manager / HR to all employees of the offending gender to "cut that shit out". Of course, based on PP's IDGAF attitude towards their coworkers and "Guatemalan janitors" they probably just smile at those e-mails.

Unless PP is HR, in which case, damn- I feel bad for every single person who works at your company.

It’s def not just the ladies room. The men’s room is equally disgusting. There are brown smudges on the toilet - which I understand now from this thread is body oil and sweat from fat people - and pee everywhere.

Nobody’s body oil and sweat leaves brown smudges. Wtf

[Anonymous]

Why are people engaging with the troll? Folks are really getting worked up over the sh!t soaked, wet wipe leaving, poop hovering troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why are people engaging with the troll? Folks are really getting worked up over the sh!t soaked, wet wipe leaving, poop hovering troll.

+1
There was another thread exactly like this recently, complete with a toilet-hovering poster who talked about the talented staff she manages and her disdain for normal rules of restroom decency. 90% chance it’s a troll, 10% chance it’s someone who’s serious and has severe mental illness. I believe Jeff may have deleted the original thread, so here we go again.

[Anonymous]

This would all go away if you sat on the toilet like your mother taught you at home. Not one person on this thread is going to outlive the other with these gyrations on the can. Then wash your hands, dry them and throw the towel inside the trash can.
Just try being civilized, they rest of this is made up stuff to make you feel superior, instead your flinging and depositing your waste outside the receptacle where it is intended to go.

That's is what well brought up, courteous people do.

[Anonymous]

There are three stalls in our office restroom. I went this afternoon and found the remnants of someone’s massive diahrrea all over the seat in one, one stall full of pee all over the seat and floor, and fecal matter/smudges in the last stall. Needless to say I hightailed it outta there and went to another floor. I feel bad for the cleaning lady who had to clean all that

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are three stalls in our office restroom. I went this afternoon and found the remnants of someone’s massive diahrrea all over the seat in one, one stall full of pee all over the seat and floor, and fecal matter/smudges in the last stall. Needless to say I hightailed it outta there and went to another floor. I feel bad for the cleaning lady who had to clean all that

I would have vomited after the first one

[Anonymous]

This morning I left a massive bowl-buster in the office restroom. Note that not a drop was on or around or near. It was all “in.”

It is possible to leave Mt. Everest and still be tidy.