Cute recent toddler-isms

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My two year old was playing with her little Fisher Price toy phone, punching buttons and making sounds. Playing along, I picked up my iPhone, put it to my ear, and pretended to answer it, saying "Hello, Larla?!" She looked at me like I was the dumbest person on the planet and said "I wasn't calling you, Mama. I was just sending you a text."

Too cute.

My 3-year old was wondering earlier why we would own a TV that isn't a touch screen, and why I have to drive our car instead of sitting with him in a (self-driving) trolley like Daniel Tiger does.

[Anonymous]

My 3.5 yo DD calls popsicles “pop-a-scopes” and I hope she never stops. She also has a flip-open cardboard mailer from Discover (credit card) that she somehow decided was a computer. And she’ll take it out randomly and say she’s “working on her ‘puter’.”

[Anonymous]

My two year old likes carbonated water, and knows mama enjoys wine. She started calling bubble water “my baby wine.”

[Anonymous]

My 2.5 yo doesn’t say “pizza” or “pasta”. He just calls them both “pista”.