Cute recent toddler-isms

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When my son was 2 years old, he started calling his pajamas broken (2 piece) and fixed (footie). Now that's what we call them.

That’s adorable. My 3 yo refers to the metal variety of things (eg, spoons, forks, toy trains) as “cold” and the plastic or wooden ones as “warm.” As in, “no, I want a warm spoon” or “I have a cold Thomas and Percy.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When my son was 2 years old, he started calling his pajamas broken (2 piece) and fixed (footie). Now that's what we call them.

That’s adorable. My 3 yo refers to the metal variety of things (eg, spoons, forks, toy trains) as “cold” and the plastic or wooden ones as “warm.” As in, “no, I want a warm spoon” or “I have a cold Thomas and Percy.”

If the sun is shining, especially in he morning, my three-year-old will say "mommy, the sun is so hot!" (She means bright )

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When my son was 2 years old, he started calling his pajamas broken (2 piece) and fixed (footie). Now that's what we call them.

That’s adorable. My 3 yo refers to the metal variety of things (eg, spoons, forks, toy trains) as “cold” and the plastic or wooden ones as “warm.” As in, “no, I want a warm spoon” or “I have a cold Thomas and Percy.”

If the sun is shining, especially in he morning, my three-year-old will say "mommy, the sun is so hot!" (She means bright )

These are amazing.

[Anonymous]

I told my 2 year old it was time to take a bath. His response: "that doesn't really matter to me personally."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When my son was 2 years old, he started calling his pajamas broken (2 piece) and fixed (footie). Now that's what we call them.

That’s adorable. My 3 yo refers to the metal variety of things (eg, spoons, forks, toy trains) as “cold” and the plastic or wooden ones as “warm.” As in, “no, I want a warm spoon” or “I have a cold Thomas and Percy.”

If the sun is shining, especially in he morning, my three-year-old will say "mommy, the sun is so hot!" (She means bright )

Haha mine will say "larlas eyes hurt! Go away mister sun!" And then start gigging compulsively

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I told my 2 year old it was time to take a bath. His response: "that doesn't really matter to me personally."

[Anonymous]

We taught my 1 year old baby sign language, and the sign for "thank you" is like blowing a kiss from your chin. When he hears us saying "thank you," he tries to copy it using the sign, but it just looks like he's repeatedly smacking himself in the face because his aim isn't very exact!

[Anonymous]

This thread is delightful

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I told my 2 year old it was time to take a bath. His response: "that doesn't really matter to me personally."

Adorable!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I told my 2 year old it was time to take a bath. His response: "that doesn't really matter to me personally."

+2! Hilarious!

[Anonymous]

"Nanny doesn't care for this book".

Apparently, the nanny did tell 22 month old DD that she didn't care for a particular book and DD remembered her exact words.

[Anonymous]

DH asked 2 year Old if he wanted milk or water with dinner. His answer? “Beer!”

[Anonymous]

My 22 mo DS has been asking for M and Ms since Halloween. Only he calls them..."enemas".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I told my 2 year old it was time to take a bath. His response: "that doesn't really matter to me personally."

Hahahahahaha! I am crying over here!

[Anonymous]

My MIL constantly exclaims “Shame!” about any unpleasant fact or event ranging from cloudy weather to a broken leg. She put 2yo DS to bed last night so that I could go with DH to urgent care for pneumonia. The very first thing DS said when I came to get him from his crib this morning was “Shame, Shame, Shame! Dada really really sick!”