Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work

[Anonymous]

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-16983788
Posters have gone up around a university campus instructing students on how to use the toilet properly.
Swansea University says it has produced them to help address cultural differences.
The posters include images showing students what they should and should not do.
Some students have called them ridiculous but others say they are a good idea to help keep the toilets clean and hygienic.
The images on the posters show a drawing of someone standing on a toilet seat with a red cross and another with a figure sitting correctly with a green tick.

^ the photos of the posters are pretty hilarious

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

NO, I do not see how that works. I do not know how often you wash your a**. According to DCUM a lot of you do not use a washcloth, OR SOAP! The issue is people are not clean and I am not sitting on a seat after a million other people. I wipe any mess I make in the bathroom or the kitchen or anyplace else. I hate to tell you but I've seen people leave a mess with the seat covers. They leave them half hanging in the toilet or take the USED cover and put it in the trash smelling like PEE!
Guess what the problem is not that people hover, the problem is people are nasty and do not clean up the mess they make !!!! GET IT?????

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[Anonymous]

You people are crazy. There is no way in hell I'm sitting on a nasty ass public toilet seat with only a sheer cover protecting my butt from other's butt dirt.

I hover. I clean any spots. That's all that needs to be done. Stop blaming hoverers for the toilet nastiness. The issue is dirty people, NOT hoverers. If you're dirty and you sit, you will still leave a mess as you stand up and wipe (blood drops, poop smears, unfleshed toilets, toilet paper mess, etc).

[Anonymous]

My routine is to spin off the outer 1/4 inch of the roll with my foot, then grab it with the part that came off last. Wipe the seat then flush it. Then I cover the seat with 35-40 yards of toilet paper. There needs to be a lot of paper on the roll obviously. I'm a guy though, men's rooms are disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You people are crazy. There is no way in hell I'm sitting on a nasty ass public toilet seat with only a sheer cover protecting my butt from other's butt dirt.

I hover. I clean any spots. That's all that needs to be done. Stop blaming hoverers for the toilet nastiness. The issue is dirty people, NOT hoverers. If you're dirty and you sit, you will still leave a mess as you stand up and wipe (blood drops, poop smears, unfleshed toilets, toilet paper mess, etc).

I carry disinfectant wipes with me and wipe the seat down before using. I'm too uncoordinated to hover.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You people are crazy. There is no way in hell I'm sitting on a nasty ass public toilet seat with only a sheer cover protecting my butt from other's butt dirt.

I hover. I clean any spots. That's all that needs to be done. Stop blaming hoverers for the toilet nastiness. The issue is dirty people, NOT hoverers. If you're dirty and you sit, you will still leave a mess as you stand up and wipe (blood drops, poop smears, unfleshed toilets, toilet paper mess, etc).

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who are these idiots talking about heiney holes? No one thinks something is touching their hole. There is a lot of mass around the hole -- that is what touches the toilet.
Some of you are outright nasty.

This made me LOL. OMG, still laughing...

[Anonymous]

I feel the hovering poster - I worked one job many years ago where there were regular poo smears on the seats. Not anything super, erm, thick, but definitely there.

Of course this was also the job where someone regularly pooped on the women's bathroom floor. *gag*

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is your co-worker a recent immigrant? Apparently countries who have taken in refugees have started having to post posters by toilets to explain how to use a "western" type toilet - explaining to not get up and stand on the toilet and squat, etc.

+ Don't wash clothes in the toilet.