Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work

[Anonymous]

Why in the heck is someone weird because they do not want to sit on a public toilet??
That makes no sense.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The neurotic hover-er really took things to a weird place here...

Agreed. She's unhinged.

Hey crazy butthole lady - why can't you just use a paper toilet seat liner? That prevents your butt cheeks from touching the seat. No need to hover.

10:51 brought but buttholes - I did not. And if I am in the stall by myself and leave the seat clean, who cares what and how I do my thing when I am in there.
You do you and I will do me.

Do you know what happens when you hover? Small droplets of urine fly on the floor, onto the toilet paper roll used by other people, the walls, other parts of the toilet, and even your own clothes. These droplets do not cause a large puddle, but they do fly everywhere where other people need to touch. Or do you make sure you wipe up the floor, walls, seat, and toilet paper dispenser when you pee? I doubt it.

Sit you fat ass down on the seat and use a paper seat cover. I guarantee it is 10x more sanitary than your hover method the spreads your pee all over the stall. If you're worried about sanitation, all you need to do is wash your hands thoroughly and apply some Purell.

Weirdo.

Give me a break -- I'm not worried about catching Ebola...I just do not want to sit on top of someone else's funky a** residue.
You are so not smart, droplets of pee do not fly around the dang room because you hover, it happens when you flush !!!
http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/how-toilets-spread-germs


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Most of us make it a point to cover our mouths when we cough, wash our hands frequently, and wipe down our desks and other germy surfaces. But there's another strategy for your flu-fighting arsenal you may not know about: keeping a lid on your toilet.

Every time you flush with an open lid, bacteria spray into the air around your toilet. And some of these germs could pass along symptoms of diarrhea or vomiting. (Yuck.)

Scientists at Leeds University tested the air above toilets and found that the germ, C. difficile, which causes violent bacteria and vomiting, can be spewed up to 10 inches above toilet seats with every open flush. These germs were found on the sides of the toilet, on the top, and on the floor—even when the toilet wasn’t in use. In other words, even an unoccupied, open bowl can spread bacteria.

Although the highest levels of bacteria were found right after a flush, even 90 minutes later, between 15-47 contaminated water droplets were detected on nearby surfaces—which means you may want to think twice about where you’re leaving your toothbrush.

The best way to prevent the spread of these bacteria? Keep the lid closed! The study found that this reduced the spread of bacteria by 10 times. If someone if your family has come down with the winter bug, clean off all areas of the toilet regularly. And if you’re out in public among lidless toilets, make sure to wash your hands.

I am 99% sure there are no lids on the toilets at my office. ugh!

[Anonymous]

Women do this nasty sh* all the time at my office and every single restroom has seat covers so there really is no excuse for the lame crap about putting your ass where someone else's ass has been. It's damn disgusting that people think it's ok to just leave their piss lying around all over the place.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Women do this nasty sh* all the time at my office and every single restroom has seat covers so there really is no excuse for the lame crap about putting your ass where someone else's ass has been. It's damn disgusting that people think it's ok to just leave their piss lying around all over the place.

that is the problem
not
how
they
pee

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Women do this nasty sh* all the time at my office and every single restroom has seat covers so there really is no excuse for the lame crap about putting your ass where someone else's ass has been. It's damn disgusting that people think it's ok to just leave their piss lying around all over the place.

that is the problem
not
how
they
pee

I'm the PP and I'm not sure if you're agreeing or disagreeing, but I'm responding to the thread title, while ALSO thinking it's stupid to claim that hovering is a more hygienic option.

[Anonymous]

Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

[Anonymous]

[guardian]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Women do this nasty sh* all the time at my office and every single restroom has seat covers so there really is no excuse for the lame crap about putting your ass where someone else's ass has been. It's damn disgusting that people think it's ok to just leave their piss lying around all over the place.

that is the problem
not
how
they
pee

I'm the PP and I'm not sure if you're agreeing or disagreeing, but I'm responding to the thread title, while ALSO thinking it's stupid to claim that hovering is a more hygienic option.

Hovering keeps you from touching a** funk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?

[Anonymous]

Some women are shockingly self centered and gross.
I actually had a woman apologize to me after she exited the bathroom once and realized when I went in there her apology was for peeing on the seat.
Even if she was a germophobe why wouldn't she wipe the seat herself? Why would she leave that for others?

To you self centered women - get a wet paper towel and wipe the seat down and then dry it with another paper towel.
Or - go back to the barn you were raised in.

Some of these gals are the same ones who leave the bathroom without washing their hands - supposedly to make sure their manicure and precious pretty skin are unscathed. The saying is 'you don't know where those hands have been ' often applies to prissy gals.

Nasty!

Anyway I'd put up signs about not peeing on the seat. And if you do here's your Lysol wipes to clean it up with - emphasis on cleaning up your own mess.

Omg!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?

Well, clearly his mom didn't do her job and coddled him and cleaned up his messed. Take note moms if boys - you are doing them no favors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?

Well, clearly his mom didn't do her job and coddled him and cleaned up his messed. Take note moms if boys - you are doing them no favors.

Well, clearly his mom didn't do her job and coddled him and cleaned up his messes. Take note moms of boys - you are doing them no favors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ok this was me. Growing up, my mom told us to hover. She never mentioned cleaning up afterwards. I got to my first real grown up job and hovered. After a week or so, someone put a note up in the office that whoever was getting pee on the toilet seat needs to stop and to just sit down. I was extremely mortified by this. I immediately stopped hovering. I believe I covered the seat with toilet paper because this was before seat covers. Now though, it appears that it isn't a problem to just sit on the toilet seat, so I just sit down.

So maybe it was a germaphobe mom that put this idea into that girl's head. I have a co-worker who won't let her kids touch anything in the bathroom. And she always uses toilet paper or tissue when she touches anything. I wonder if she hovers.

As an adult you needed someone to tell you to wipe up pee and as an adult your aim is that bad?

Well, clearly his mom didn't do her job and coddled him and cleaned up his messed. Take note moms if boys - you are doing them no favors.

Well, clearly his mom didn't do her job and coddled him and cleaned up his messes. Take note moms of boys - you are doing them no favors.

Wait - omg, you're a woman? Ewwww. Yes, I'd be mortified. And please tell dear mom how to clean up her messes too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Women do this nasty sh* all the time at my office and every single restroom has seat covers so there really is no excuse for the lame crap about putting your ass where someone else's ass has been. It's damn disgusting that people think it's ok to just leave their piss lying around all over the place.

+ 1,000,000

If anyone stops doing this this will be one of DCUM's most helpful threads ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why in the heck is someone weird because they do not want to sit on a public toilet??
That makes no sense.

Because it's you that's making the public toilet toxic by leaving pee everywhere. If you don't want to use the public toilet properly stay out of there - go ped in the woods if you want to act like that.

[Anonymous]

On Friday, wait until you know THAT person is going to go in & pee... Then right before she goes in... cover all the seats with suran wrap. April Fools! You peed all over yourself!