Someone is peeing on the toilet seat at work

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You should say to Larla "Can you believe someone is peeing all over the seat? How gross! I wonder why they don't use seat covers or wipe the seat when they are done? Nasty!"

This is what I would do. I'm passive aggressive as hell, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think you and your friend need more work to do!

I am so skeeved out by the fact that you went into the stall after her to see if there was pee on the seat.

If I asked my boss to send out an email about it he would think I was insane.

I'm curious. What would you do in this situation? Do you not find it disgusting?

Not the pp, and I do find it disgusting, but common. So,I just put a sign up. It's tacky to try to "out" someone. Geezz, grow up.
And I do hover, I am not sitting down after some of you nasty heffas! If I make a sprinkle I wipe.

OP here. We were not trying to "out" anyone. We just wanted to know who the Hell was being so nasty and we want to figure out a way to make it stop!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

NO, I do not see how that works. I do not know how often you wash your a**. According to DCUM a lot of you do not use a washcloth, OR SOAP! The issue is people are not clean and I am not sitting on a seat after a million other people. I wipe any mess I make in the bathroom or the kitchen or anyplace else. I hate to tell you but I've seen people leave a mess with the seat covers. They leave them half hanging in the toilet or take the USED cover and put it in the trash smelling like PEE!
Guess what the problem is not that people hover, the problem is people are nasty and do not clean up the mess they make !!!! GET IT?????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think you and your friend need more work to do!

I am so skeeved out by the fact that you went into the stall after her to see if there was pee on the seat.

If I asked my boss to send out an email about it he would think I was insane.

I'm curious. What would you do in this situation? Do you not find it disgusting?

Not the pp, and I do find it disgusting, but common. So,I just put a sign up. It's tacky to try to "out" someone. Geezz, grow up.
And I do hover, I am not sitting down after some of you nasty heffas! If I make a sprinkle I wipe.

OP here. We were not trying to "out" anyone. We just wanted to know who the Hell was being so nasty and we want to figure out a way to make it stop!

Leave a sign genius. You are going to end up in HR if you confront someone over this trifling mess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think you and your friend need more work to do!

I am so skeeved out by the fact that you went into the stall after her to see if there was pee on the seat.

If I asked my boss to send out an email about it he would think I was insane.

I'm curious. What would you do in this situation? Do you not find it disgusting?

Not the pp, and I do find it disgusting, but common. So,I just put a sign up. It's tacky to try to "out" someone. Geezz, grow up.
And I do hover, I am not sitting down after some of you nasty heffas! If I make a sprinkle I wipe.

OP here. We were not trying to "out" anyone. We just wanted to know who the Hell was being so nasty and we want to figure out a way to make it stop!

Leave a sign genius. You are going to end up in HR if you confront someone over this trifling mess.

OP again. I am so non-confrontational. I never ever for a second considered confronting her myself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think you and your friend need more work to do!

I am so skeeved out by the fact that you went into the stall after her to see if there was pee on the seat.

If I asked my boss to send out an email about it he would think I was insane.

I'm curious. What would you do in this situation? Do you not find it disgusting?

Not the pp, and I do find it disgusting, but common. So,I just put a sign up. It's tacky to try to "out" someone. Geezz, grow up.
And I do hover, I am not sitting down after some of you nasty heffas! If I make a sprinkle I wipe.

OP here. We were not trying to "out" anyone. We just wanted to know who the Hell was being so nasty and we want to figure out a way to make it stop!

Plus you assume that the person is a hoverer. You do realize people sit and leave blood or stand up and drip. The problem is nastiness - period! There is no magic way of making people using the toilet and never leaving messes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think you and your friend need more work to do!

I am so skeeved out by the fact that you went into the stall after her to see if there was pee on the seat.

If I asked my boss to send out an email about it he would think I was insane.

I'm curious. What would you do in this situation? Do you not find it disgusting?

Not the pp, and I do find it disgusting, but common. So,I just put a sign up. It's tacky to try to "out" someone. Geezz, grow up.
And I do hover, I am not sitting down after some of you nasty heffas! If I make a sprinkle I wipe.

OP here. We were not trying to "out" anyone. We just wanted to know who the Hell was being so nasty and we want to figure out a way to make it stop!

Plus you assume that the person is a hoverer. You do realize people sit and leave blood or stand up and drip. The problem is nastiness - period! There is no magic way of making people using the toilet and never leaving messes.

Yes, I assume that but honestly It doesn't really matter, I just want it to stop!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think you and your friend need more work to do!

I am so skeeved out by the fact that you went into the stall after her to see if there was pee on the seat.

If I asked my boss to send out an email about it he would think I was insane.

I'm curious. What would you do in this situation? Do you not find it disgusting?

Not the pp, and I do find it disgusting, but common. So,I just put a sign up. It's tacky to try to "out" someone. Geezz, grow up.
And I do hover, I am not sitting down after some of you nasty heffas! If I make a sprinkle I wipe.

OP here. We were not trying to "out" anyone. We just wanted to know who the Hell was being so nasty and we want to figure out a way to make it stop!

Leave a sign genius. You are going to end up in HR if you confront someone over this trifling mess.

OP again. I am so non-confrontational. I never ever for a second considered confronting her myself.

I know, I was talking to the pp who suggested it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

You'll never convince a neurotic person with logic. Their brains don't function that way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

NO, I do not see how that works. I do not know how often you wash your a**. According to DCUM a lot of you do not use a washcloth, OR SOAP! The issue is people are not clean and I am not sitting on a seat after a million other people. I wipe any mess I make in the bathroom or the kitchen or anyplace else. I hate to tell you but I've seen people leave a mess with the seat covers. They leave them half hanging in the toilet or take the USED cover and put it in the trash smelling like PEE!
Guess what the problem is not that people hover, the problem is people are nasty and do not clean up the mess they make !!!! GET IT?????

But see, if you are using the toilet correctly, your a** hole does not touch the seat. So there is no risk of contamination to your a** hole from my a** hole. Maybe I should put up some pictures about how to properly sit on a toilet?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

NO, I do not see how that works. I do not know how often you wash your a**. According to DCUM a lot of you do not use a washcloth, OR SOAP! The issue is people are not clean and I am not sitting on a seat after a million other people. I wipe any mess I make in the bathroom or the kitchen or anyplace else. I hate to tell you but I've seen people leave a mess with the seat covers. They leave them half hanging in the toilet or take the USED cover and put it in the trash smelling like PEE!
Guess what the problem is not that people hover, the problem is people are nasty and do not clean up the mess they make !!!! GET IT?????

But see, if you are using the toilet correctly, your a** hole does not touch the seat. So there is no risk of contamination to your a** hole from my a** hole. Maybe I should put up some pictures about how to properly sit on a toilet?

OMG! Is your behind only made of a hole?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
PEOPLE'S ACTUAL ASSES/BUTT CHEEKS/GLUTIMOUS MAXIMUS GET DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You seem to think if people sit on the toilet that will magically make it impossible to get anything on the toilet seat.
Let me break it down:

You stand up to wipe and drip on the seat
You mess on the toilet it seat cover and it somehow ends up getting mess on the seat
While inserting your tampon you accidentally get blood on the seat.
You move to wipe and accidentally get a drop of poo on the seat
You are dumping your colostomy bag and there is a spill/drip
You have overactive bladder and barely sit down before you start peeing
GET IT?
There are a million ways to get anything dirty -- the bottom line is if you make a mess: CLEAN THAT S***!!!!
I am not going to tell people how to use the toilet -- I just ask that if you make a mess: CLEAN THAT S***!!!!
And I have no idea where your behind or thighs have been and since so many of you DCUM'ERS claim to use washcloths or soap, I have no desire to have any of my body parts touch any part of a public toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The main reason I learned how to hover is for this situation. I used to sit, but got tired of dealing with pre-sprinkled seats.

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Sit down! Use a seat cover if you must, but for the love of clean bathrooms, SIT!

Not the pp, but I am not going to sit. Guess what, the issue is not hovering, the issue is being nasty, if you make a mess wipe it up. I also flush with my foot. People are nasty and if they are not wiping the seat they are doing other disgusting stuff, probably not washing their hands either.

The bathroom is nasty because people who hover spray everywhere. Toilets are designed quite well to contain the mess to INSIDE the bowl. Unless you hover and get the mess other places.

So, if we could all agree to sit, things would be much cleaner. See how that works?

NO, I do not see how that works. I do not know how often you wash your a**. According to DCUM a lot of you do not use a washcloth, OR SOAP! The issue is people are not clean and I am not sitting on a seat after a million other people. I wipe any mess I make in the bathroom or the kitchen or anyplace else. I hate to tell you but I've seen people leave a mess with the seat covers. They leave them half hanging in the toilet or take the USED cover and put it in the trash smelling like PEE!
Guess what the problem is not that people hover, the problem is people are nasty and do not clean up the mess they make !!!! GET IT?????

But see, if you are using the toilet correctly, your a** hole does not touch the seat. So there is no risk of contamination to your a** hole from my a** hole. Maybe I should put up some pictures about how to properly sit on a toilet?

OMG! Is your behind only made of a hole?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
PEOPLE'S ACTUAL ASSES/BUTT CHEEKS/GLUTIMOUS MAXIMUS GET DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You seem to think if people sit on the toilet that will magically make it impossible to get anything on the toilet seat.
Let me break it down:

You stand up to wipe and drip on the seat
You mess on the toilet it seat cover and it somehow ends up getting mess on the seat
While inserting your tampon you accidentally get blood on the seat.
You move to wipe and accidentally get a drop of poo on the seat
You are dumping your colostomy bag and there is a spill/drip
You have overactive bladder and barely sit down before you start peeing
GET IT?
There are a million ways to get anything dirty -- the bottom line is if you make a mess: CLEAN THAT S***!!!!
I am not going to tell people how to use the toilet -- I just ask that if you make a mess: CLEAN THAT S***!!!!
And I have no idea where your behind or thighs have been and since so many of you DCUM'ERS claim to use washcloths or soap, I have no desire to have any of my body parts touch any part of a public toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should have been "NOT" to use washcloths or soap.
Nurse Ratchet Toilet Queen has me all up in my feelings and I cannot type!!

[Anonymous]

This is the best thread ever.

- new poster who agrees we should all sit. To neurotic posters - it's no different than sitting on a bench after someone wearing shorts sat there. Your a**hole doesn't go directly on the seat.