She is totally unhinged. Truly baffling. |
The dough and sauce was already made by the host, toppings cut up, so yes - assembling it is EASY. But, if they had to make their own dough and make their own sauce and cut up all the toppings, it would be labor intensive. But that’s not the case here. |
The dough was pre-made, genius. Roll it out (2 minutes?) and throw some toppings on it (about a minute). I mean, seriously. |
Yeah, you have no idea how to make pizza properly. |
Well, neither have you b/c pizza pros don't take 20 mins to make a pizza. Do you not have opposable thumbs? |
Are you the idiot insisting a proper pizza is "cooked"? Because one does not cook a pizza. |
I mean, sure, you can make shitty pizza super quick. At that point, why not just order Dominos? Hell, that would have been better than springing this nonsense on your guests. |
Considering the pizza shops get the dough shaped in about 90 seconds… you have no idea how to make pizza properly if you think it’s that labor intensive after the dough and sauce are made and toppings chopped up. |
I have no idea what you're talking about, but that's not surprising. |
I'm sure you're a pro. Just make sure you tell people this is what they're expected to do before they come over, so they can choose to decline to participate in your lunacy. |
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You give yourself away, this was too easy. |
Again, seek help that you so desperately need. You are hallucinating. |
Laughing at your is all I need today. |
I think it was a litmus test so the duds could be culled from the group. |