Conception Begins At Erection Act

[Anonymous]

I had a vasectomy so there's no more genetic material. Does this make me exempt from the law?

[Anonymous]

I think you fall in the exception categories. Whack yourself out!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a vasectomy so there's no more genetic material. Does this make me exempt from the law?

There's still genetic material - it's being made, just not making it down your tubes. You're killing hundred s of millions of babies by smothering them in your testicles.

Still counts as murder, champ.

[Anonymous]

Ew, are men holding onto dead material in their gonads?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ew, are men holding onto dead material in their gonads?

Yep. Their bodies reabsorb all the dead babies and makes them stronger.

If anything, vasectomies are planned infanticides. Every sperm is sacred, you know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a vasectomy so there's no more genetic material. Does this make me exempt from the law?

No. Because we will introduce another bill that men with vasectomies must have them reversed. If this isn't possible then intercourse is only for the creation of the human race. You are out of luck, Buster! Don't think for even a second that you can get away with disregarding these new laws.