Conception Begins At Erection Act

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

Look there are some guidelines about what they can and cannot do with their bodies. That is the way it is.

Keep your legs closed, boys, and you'll be fine. I raised responsible young men who know how to control themselves, not man sluts, so I'm not worried.

Our country would be better off if all teens kept their legs closed. Spend that time studying, working a part-time job, and participating in worthwhile extracurricular activities or sports.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

It would be sad for your boys but this exactly how controlling and ridiculous the GOP is with women.

I know you think this nonsense is a winning political argument, but it's not, as Kamala learned.

[Anonymous]

Onan was damned.

[Anonymous]

Shouldn’t it be conception starts at a gleam in the eye?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

Tell them to pray harder. You don’t want them going blind!!

[Anonymous]

Ejaculating to fertilize an egg. The result is an embryo.

--Signed, your 8th grade English teacher

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let’s see, twice a day since eighth grade x 37 years makes me guilty of the offense of material release approximately 27,000 times; pretty sure I can get listed on Interpol.

Seems I am the Kaiser Soze of releasing genetic material!

What an underachiever, most boys between the 8th and 12th grades are busy at least 5 times a day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious how Dems used weird during the elections, yet Dems have now gotten so unhinged they are writing bills about knuckle glazing. Dems have had their minds and realities shattered, lol. They can't handle it and are losing it.

Curiously, this would criminalize wet dreams. I am not sure how you would enforce this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!

Oh, you poor dear. This insanity was drummed up by a Democrat.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Democrats are just dumb people.

You're the dumb one, not realizing the point the lawmaker is trying to make.

We were the ones who understood it. Read the first few “maga, respond!” Posters for the ones who didn’t get it. It’s still dumb.

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Democrats truly think they're the smartest people in the room - which, in itself, is pretty amusing.

[Anonymous]

Ha! Men don't like it when they are targeted, do they. It's all silly har har and stupid. Yes, yes it is fellows. I wish it wasn't just fines but the possibility of death as a punishment, just like it is for women.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious how Dems used weird during the elections, yet Dems have now gotten so unhinged they are writing bills about knuckle glazing. Dems have had their minds and realities shattered, lol. They can't handle it and are losing it.

Curiously, this would criminalize wet dreams. I am not sure how you would enforce this.

I doubt it would. It is clearly written in the context of male/female vaginal intercourse. There is an exemption for using contraception.

[Anonymous]

If conception begins at erection, then maybe inserting a lien on said male's future earnings to support offspring born.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious how Dems used weird during the elections, yet Dems have now gotten so unhinged they are writing bills about knuckle glazing. Dems have had their minds and realities shattered, lol. They can't handle it and are losing it.

Curiously, this would criminalize wet dreams. I am not sure how you would enforce this.

Obviously we'd develop a good surveillance system - and a network of snitches. Hey it's working for Texas for women getting abortions. Plus, just like in Texas, you'd allow anyone to have standing to bring charges.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious how Dems used weird during the elections, yet Dems have now gotten so unhinged they are writing bills about knuckle glazing. Dems have had their minds and realities shattered, lol. They can't handle it and are losing it.

Curiously, this would criminalize wet dreams. I am not sure how you would enforce this.

I doubt it would. It is clearly written in the context of male/female vaginal intercourse. There is an exemption for using contraception.

How would you prove your intent to fertilize? For instance, you could have homosexual fantasies.