Conception Begins At Erection Act

[Anonymous]

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As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.

In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

Wouldn't it be beautiful if this were to pass

Every sperm is sacred

Yes. It would be beautiful! What an idiot but love it!

[Anonymous]

Sperm motility is really down because of environmental factors, so it should be easy to corral those wayward sperm who make it out

[Anonymous]

It reminds me of a gross joke that I can't repeat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You realize this is in line with Catholic theology? Are democrats thinking they are outsmarting republicans by offering Catholic teaching on abstinence? Lmfao. Unironically this is a really great idea and would solve A LOT of problems

Guys aren't going to like it, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You realize this is in line with Catholic theology? Are democrats thinking they are outsmarting republicans by offering Catholic teaching on abstinence? Lmfao. Unironically this is a really great idea and would solve A LOT of problems

No.
It’s called reductio ad absurdum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!

Me too....I mean this seems very godly..... I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

If we are going to criminalize women, then hell yes men get equal treatment.

THIS!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Democrats are just dumb people.

You're the dumb one, not realizing the point the lawmaker is trying to make.

It's why Trump loves his supporters~ dumber than a box of rocks.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!

This crazy is on your side, hon.

Seems done in jest but MAGA cannot take a joke

too stupid to get it

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

Only if someone turns them in.

Or if they turn themselves in.

Wouldn't it be great if, when this law passes, a bunch of guys are convicted all over the country?

Dem, and a fem....but, no. Stupid isn't a corrective to stupid.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!

^^example of Dems who didn’t get it until I posted it was a democrat.

Don’t try to pretend.

I for one got it, b/c I can read, thx. I just don't think it's effective. 🤷‍♀️

[Anonymous]

Wait are they outlawing periods as well? There's a dead egg there somewhere.

[Anonymous]

Isn’t there something in the Bible about not casting thy seed on the ground? We’ve been drifting closer to becoming a theocracy so I could see it happening.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Isn’t there something in the Bible about not casting thy seed on the ground? We’ve been drifting closer to becoming a theocracy so I could see it happening.

And this would be...good?

Policy by meme. Awesome! (not)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?

It’s your fault for knowingly giving birth to males. You should’ve aborted them instead. Now you can deal with the consequences.