What are your mottos?

[Anonymous]

You'll take my Weber charcoal grill from my cold, dead hands.

[Anonymous]

“Everyone makes mistakes”
Trust your gut
You live and you learn

[Anonymous]

Closed mouths don't get fed.

[Anonymous]

Want what you have
Do what you can
Be who you are

[Anonymous]

Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto Me.

[Anonymous]

Erections have consequences.

-Bill Clinton

[Anonymous]

It only takes a minute if you wait until the last minute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed.

NP. This makes me think of a favorite lyric, "If you don’t expect too much from me, you might not be let down."

Best pop song of the 90s.

[Anonymous]

If something might go wrong then it's wrong.

[Anonymous]

stay fluid even in staccato

[Anonymous]

If you don't like the weather, just wait a minute.

[Anonymous]

If you don't like the weather, just wait a minute.

-Mark Twain

[Anonymous]

The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

or in other words, "when did you problem become my problem?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lesson from riding a bike/motorcycle/snowboard: don't look at the thing you're trying to avoid. Look where you want to go.

This is great one!

"Better to run toward than to run away from something."