But, but the Midwest is closer to Hawaii. ![]() |
Imagine being so unsophisticated yourself that you think 300 miles is a few hours in the car while trying to crap on everyone who lives in one of the largest metropolitan areas in the country. |
Lol |
This is its own brand of provincialism. |
I’d say this is because in Chicago they don’t talk about other cities or regions they way they do in DC, for example. They are provincial and comfortable with that. But I do hear lots of talk about Michigan and Wisconsin. They vacation there and/or grew up there. |
And in DC, there is similar talk about Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Your point? |
There are some very insecure people living in the DC area, apparently. No one brings up DC, ever. No one cares. Chicago is an actual city with gorgeous lake front. Longest continuous harbor system in the nation. There is a reason Chicagoans that winter in Palm Beach bring their yachts back up for the summer. But I guess Chicago is too hickish for a suburban east coaster living in their 800k house surrounded by highways. |
Literally no one in the rest of the country talks about Northern Virginia. |
Do you know what <300 miles means? Look where the Big Ten universities are located. Wisconsin, Illinois, Iowa, Michigan and Michigan State, Ohio State, plus all of the lower tier state schools in that region. For all the bumpkin midwits 30 to 300 miles away from Chicago, it's easy to move there after college with your high school friends. Mom and dad are just a car drive away. In contrast, moving to the West Coast or the District, New York or Boston requires guts, a better job, and more ambition. |
People in Manhattan think anyone not in Manhattan are unsophisticated rubes. So it’s more about them than it is about Chicago. |
There is a gorgeous influencer in Chicago my daughter follows. She went to USC for college and then back to Chicago to begin her career. She is so pretty, blonde... but then she opens her mouth and has an awful Chicago/Midwest accent. |
Yeah, it takes guts and ambition to move to Fairfax, VA and push paper for a living! Screw all of those “bumpkin midwits!” that you are secretly jealous of! Lol. |
Here we have it, folks: the epitome of cosmopolitan sophistication. May we all aspire to meet your standards. ![]() |
I’m sure that she would be so much more attractive with a Philly, Boston or NY accent because those accents are just music to the ears. |
The biggest reason I couldn’t live in Chicago is the winters. I have never thought of whether it is “sophisticated” or not. It has great commuter rails and nice suburbs. I wish DC had these things. Though it also has its rust belt parts, which aren’t awesome. |