Random things that annoy me

[Anonymous]

Can't remember the cereal, but the commercial about it with the woman and the dog. She says something like, "You know when I scratch your belly, and you make that mmm noise? Well this is mine."

She annoys the living fuck out of me, and I don't know why.

[Anonymous]

Asians.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can't remember the cereal, but the commercial about it with the woman and the dog. She says something like, "You know when I scratch your belly, and you make that mmm noise? Well this is mine."

She annoys the living fuck out of me, and I don't know why.

Me too!!! And also that animal shelter or whatever commercial asking for donations. The one that has that song in the background "inthe aaaarms if the angel, far awaaaay from here..." I annoys every ounce of my being.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People who leave two or three car lengths of space between their car and the one in front of them at traffic lights so that I can't get around them to get into the turn lane. Why do people do that?

Because it is so much fun to annoy you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People who come into your lane and nearly run you off the road in the process.

People who don't let merging traffic merge and nearly run you off the road in the process.

People who don't signal for lane changes. It's not the law in MD but it is everywhere else.
People who look in my shopping car expecting to see a bunch of processed crap. I'm fat because of a medical condition not because I don't work out and eat right. I run 40 miles a week on average but still weigh over 200lbs.

The woman in Chic-fil-A who made a loud comment about my having an ice cream. Yep, I know I am fat but one cone isn't going to kill me and no I am not diabetic or pre-diabetic.
My husband and his outright refusal to clean anything.

Simple solution: only drive in Maryland but, remember, it is illegalin MD to talk on cell phone while driving.

You had no clue that your husband was a slob prior to marriage? You must have seen his apt. and that should have given you a clue. Or, maybe he just thinks cleaning up is "women's work/" Hire a maid and let him pay.

You are abslutely correct, it is nobody's business what you buy unless they are going to pay for your groceries--you should tell them that. Ass for Chic-fil-a, I can't remember ever seeing anyone in there (behind counter) who wasn't overweight. You should have called the manager and insisted on another free dessert. I'm not joking--I'm about 20 lbs overweight and it was suggested to me that maybe I should forego fries and have just a salad./ I told her to do the impossible and where to go while she was doing this.

[Anonymous]

Permanent frowns.

[Anonymous]

The one that particuraly stood out to me was "people who marry young." How is that annoying to you? I totally get the annoyance at bad drivers, rude people, ridiculous packaging, jumping dogs, etc. But how could someone getting married young possibly affect you in ANY way? (Before the flames start to be thrown, no, I did not get married really young -- I was 27.)

[Anonymous]

Because people who marry young tend to believe in soulmates and other fairy tales. Naivete pisses me off.

[Anonymous]

Angry black women who get angry when you call them angry.
White people who get offended when you mention how they get priviledges over others because they think there is NO prejudice just because they haven't experienced it.
Latin American people who don't expect anything more from their lives than working a below poverty line paying job and making 6 kids they can barely feed.
Asian people who think they are smarter than everyone.
Old Indian men. They are nasty.
Catholics.
Republicans.
Oil changes.
Splinters.
Mosquitos.
People who stop the whole left lane traffic to make a left turn when left turns are not allowed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Angry black women who get angry when you call them angry.
White people who get offended when you mention how they get priviledges over others because they think there is NO prejudice just because they haven't experienced it.
Latin American people who don't expect anything more from their lives than working a below poverty line paying job and making 6 kids they can barely feed.
Asian people who think they are smarter than everyone.
Old Indian men. They are nasty.
Catholics.
Republicans.
Oil changes.
Splinters.
Mosquitos.
People who stop the whole left lane traffic to make a left turn when left turns are not allowed.

You forgot:
Jews
Episcalpalians
Unitarians
Dumb-asses
fuctards
douchebags
Yourself

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People who come into your lane and nearly run you off the road in the process.

People who don't let merging traffic merge and nearly run you off the road in the process.

People who don't signal for lane changes. It's not the law in MD but it is everywhere else.
People who look in my shopping car expecting to see a bunch of processed crap. I'm fat because of a medical condition not because I don't work out and eat right. I run 40 miles a week on average but still weigh over 200lbs.

The woman in Chic-fil-A who made a loud comment about my having an ice cream. Yep, I know I am fat but one cone isn't going to kill me and no I am not diabetic or pre-diabetic.
My husband and his outright refusal to clean anything.

Simple solution: only drive in Maryland but, remember, it is illegalin MD to talk on cell phone while driving.

You had no clue that your husband was a slob prior to marriage? You must have seen his apt. and that should have given you a clue. Or, maybe he just thinks cleaning up is "women's work/" Hire a maid and let him pay.

You are abslutely correct, it is nobody's business what you buy unless they are going to pay for your groceries--you should tell them that. Ass for Chic-fil-a, I can't remember ever seeing anyone in there (behind counter) who wasn't overweight. You should have called the manager and insisted on another free dessert. I'm not joking--I'm about 20 lbs overweight and it was suggested to me that maybe I should forego fries and have just a salad./ I told her to do the impossible and where to go while she was doing this.

DH was a neat freak when I married him. Then his salary increased (and work load decreased) by $100k and he informed me that he now makes too much to clean. I did hire a cleaning lady.

As for the person in Chic-fil-A she was a customer.

[Anonymous]

People who think I give a shit about them growing up in a mud hut with no running water, blah, blah, blah, but they WORKED HARD to get Ivy degrees. Sheesh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Angry black women who get angry when you call them angry.
White people who get offended when you mention how they get priviledges over others because they think there is NO prejudice just because they haven't experienced it.
Latin American people who don't expect anything more from their lives than working a below poverty line paying job and making 6 kids they can barely feed.
Asian people who think they are smarter than everyone.
Old Indian men. They are nasty.
Catholics.
Republicans.
Oil changes.
Splinters.
Mosquitos.
People who stop the whole left lane traffic to make a left turn when left turns are not allowed.

You forgot:
Jews
Episcalpalians
Unitarians
Dumb-asses
fuctards
douchebags
Yourself

L.O.L!

[Anonymous]

Oil changes? Huh?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Asians.

Really? ALL Asians? Asia is a big continent.