PSA! Stop piling your leaves in the street at the curb for collection. It’s dangerous for cyclists!!

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Anonymous wrote:When you pile your leaves in the street for DPW to vacuum them up, the edges of the pile get run over by traffic and then when it rains they become a slippery death trap for cyclists.

Be best. Keep your leaves in your own damn yards and not in the street where they can cause a rider to crash. This sort of thing should be common sense, but a lot of people are too stupid to realize it.

Consider yourselves warned.

Consider myself warned? I'll make the pile bigger this week ... you're a joke.

Enjoy replacing your windshield then. We have long memories. Might have to do it a few times!

Smile for our neighborhood Ring cams, dash cams, and traffic cams! And then I’ll be smiling at you in court.

DP

There is almost zero chance you will be able to identify some random stranger who might live miles away from your home just because your ring camera showed them riding by on a bike and smashing your car window. Like, no chance at all. Police will absolutely not care. They’ll give you a CCN number and tell you to file an insurance claim.

Lucky for me I have friends in very high places.

Your friends in high places will be rolling their eyes and muttering about you when you ask them to devote resources to your ridiculous vandalism compliant.

JFC, some of you people…

With all due respect, it depends on where you live. Where I live the police would be happy to find the people who did this. Our neighborhood gives lots of gifts to the local station and have a long history of helping them. They love working our neighborhood. So yes they would hunt you down. But they do not have to. You will be back in the neigborhood and I will throw rocks at you.

Are you saying you would physically assault someone for causing property damage worth about $300 (that is incidentally one of the easiest types of property damage to fix- there are companies whose entire business models revolve around mobile windshield repair)?

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Anonymous wrote:When you pile your leaves in the street for DPW to vacuum them up, the edges of the pile get run over by traffic and then when it rains they become a slippery death trap for cyclists.

Be best. Keep your leaves in your own damn yards and not in the street where they can cause a rider to crash. This sort of thing should be common sense, but a lot of people are too stupid to realize it.

Consider yourselves warned.

Consider myself warned? I'll make the pile bigger this week ... you're a joke.

Enjoy replacing your windshield then. We have long memories. Might have to do it a few times!

Smile for our neighborhood Ring cams, dash cams, and traffic cams! And then I’ll be smiling at you in court.

DP

There is almost zero chance you will be able to identify some random stranger who might live miles away from your home just because your ring camera showed them riding by on a bike and smashing your car window. Like, no chance at all. Police will absolutely not care. They’ll give you a CCN number and tell you to file an insurance claim.

Lucky for me I have friends in very high places.

Your friends in high places will be rolling their eyes and muttering about you when you ask them to devote resources to your ridiculous vandalism compliant.

JFC, some of you people…

Oh honey, in my neighborhood, it would be dealt with swiftly. Trust and believe.

I’d put $$$ on “nope, it won’t”

No one cares that someone smashed your windshield, Linda. File an insurance claim. The police are busy. Those who still remain on the force, that is. And they still remember all your bleating about defunding them a couple years ago, and your yard signs.


Trust and believe THAT…. honey.

You don’t have the friends I do, you don’t live in the neighborhood I do, and you will never run in the circles I do. Sweetie.

DP

If you’re still responsible for driving yourself around in your own car and parking it out on the street where any rando can just go by and vandalize it, you aren’t at the station in life you seem to think you are. Because the people actually in the circles you seem to think you travel in, don’t drive themselves around and they certainly don’t have to deal with street parking.

Sorry about that wake up call.

Ouch!

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Anonymous wrote:When you pile your leaves in the street for DPW to vacuum them up, the edges of the pile get run over by traffic and then when it rains they become a slippery death trap for cyclists.

Be best. Keep your leaves in your own damn yards and not in the street where they can cause a rider to crash. This sort of thing should be common sense, but a lot of people are too stupid to realize it.

Consider yourselves warned.

Thank you for this! I never knew leaves had this effect I'll do anything I can to take out that miserable entitled population. ALL my leaves are going in the street now.