I hate funeral processions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you choose to live near a cemetery. Did you really expect to not see a funeral procession?

This one is on you.

And have some decency and humility in your life. Be an adult and adapt.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love a funeral procession.

It makes people in this self important area take a minute to let somebody matter more for 1second.

I couldn't possibly think of somebody who matters less than a literal corpse. It's not even a "somebody," it's an inanimate pile of meat and bones.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In small towns people still stop on the sidewalk and remove their hats or put their hands over their hearts at the approach of a funeral procession. Motorists also pull to the curb in either direction.

In small towns people still say "colored," and "oriental," and gay people have to pretend their lovers are their "roommates."

We should be ridiculing them for clinging to their backwards ways in 2022, not idealizing them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In small towns people still stop on the sidewalk and remove their hats or put their hands over their hearts at the approach of a funeral procession. Motorists also pull to the curb in either direction.

In small towns people still say "colored," and "oriental," and gay people have to pretend their lovers are their "roommates."

We should be ridiculing them for clinging to their backwards ways in 2022, not idealizing them.

SO TRUE

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why is this a thing? It’s dangerous to have a bunch of cars running through lights. It makes no sense. Spoiler alert, the dead person can wait for you to get there.

I know it’s mean to complain because someone died, that’s why I’m doing it here.

I just need to get it off my chest. Unless random people are lining the streets to see your casket go by, you don’t need a funeral procession. Little tags on the mirror are not a good reason to suspend laws and risk lives.

Do you know what would be better? Have the hearse wait 20 minutes at the church so everyone can get to the cemetery and then have to wait around for your final fashionably late grand entrance.

Or, put everybody in a tour bus with the casket in the middle and see where people decide to sit.

Okay thank you.

I don't care if it's DCUM, show some Goddamned respect for the dead, OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love a funeral procession.

It makes people in this self important area take a minute to let somebody matter more for 1second.

I couldn't possibly think of somebody who matters less than a literal corpse. It's not even a "somebody," it's an inanimate pile of meat and bones.

You must be the poster who describes a baby growing inside its mother as an unwelcome guest

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In small towns people still stop on the sidewalk and remove their hats or put their hands over their hearts at the approach of a funeral procession. Motorists also pull to the curb in either direction.

In small towns people still say "colored," and "oriental," and gay people have to pretend their lovers are their "roommates."

We should be ridiculing them for clinging to their backwards ways in 2022, not idealizing them.

Excuse me? Don't ascribe those terms to people in small towns. Please don't pretend that urban people don't use derogatory terms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love a funeral procession.

It makes people in this self important area take a minute to let somebody matter more for 1second.

I couldn't possibly think of somebody who matters less than a literal corpse. It's not even a "somebody," it's an inanimate pile of meat and bones.

Meat that is going to waste, amiright?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love a funeral procession.

It makes people in this self important area take a minute to let somebody matter more for 1second.

+1

Sorry, my three year old who couldn't hold it one more minute and peed all over the seat because we couldn't make it to a bathroom because we were STOPPED ON A GD HIGHWAY matters more than a dead person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is this a thing? It’s dangerous to have a bunch of cars running through lights. It makes no sense. Spoiler alert, the dead person can wait for you to get there.

I know it’s mean to complain because someone died, that’s why I’m doing it here.

I just need to get it off my chest. Unless random people are lining the streets to see your casket go by, you don’t need a funeral procession. Little tags on the mirror are not a good reason to suspend laws and risk lives.

Do you know what would be better? Have the hearse wait 20 minutes at the church so everyone can get to the cemetery and then have to wait around for your final fashionably late grand entrance.

Or, put everybody in a tour bus with the casket in the middle and see where people decide to sit.

Okay thank you.

I don't care if it's DCUM, show some Goddamned respect for the dead, OP.

Weird how you guys are dancing on Vicky White's grave. You know most dead people were awful people in real life, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love a funeral procession.

It makes people in this self important area take a minute to let somebody matter more for 1second.

+1

Sorry, my three year old who couldn't hold it one more minute and peed all over the seat because we couldn't make it to a bathroom because we were STOPPED ON A GD HIGHWAY matters more than a dead person.

Sounds like poor planning on your part. Grow up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is this a thing? It’s dangerous to have a bunch of cars running through lights. It makes no sense. Spoiler alert, the dead person can wait for you to get there.

I know it’s mean to complain because someone died, that’s why I’m doing it here.

I just need to get it off my chest. Unless random people are lining the streets to see your casket go by, you don’t need a funeral procession. Little tags on the mirror are not a good reason to suspend laws and risk lives.

Do you know what would be better? Have the hearse wait 20 minutes at the church so everyone can get to the cemetery and then have to wait around for your final fashionably late grand entrance.

Or, put everybody in a tour bus with the casket in the middle and see where people decide to sit.

Okay thank you.

I don't care if it's DCUM, show some Goddamned respect for the dead, OP.

Weird how you guys are dancing on Vicky White's grave. You know most dead people were awful people in real life, right?

No, I do not think that at all about people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In small towns people still stop on the sidewalk and remove their hats or put their hands over their hearts at the approach of a funeral procession. Motorists also pull to the curb in either direction.

In small towns people still say "colored," and "oriental," and gay people have to pretend their lovers are their "roommates."

We should be ridiculing them for clinging to their backwards ways in 2022, not idealizing them.

You must not have listened to any rap music lately or conversations in urban areas.

[Anonymous]

Op, make sure to let your people know that when you die not to do this

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love a funeral procession.

It makes people in this self important area take a minute to let somebody matter more for 1second.

+1

Sorry, my three year old who couldn't hold it one more minute and peed all over the seat because we couldn't make it to a bathroom because we were STOPPED ON A GD HIGHWAY matters more than a dead person.

Sounds like poor planning on your part. Grow up.

Yes, I totally planned to sit there for 30 minutes. F off and go worship another dead body. I don't care about your or your dead family.