I love the house but don't love the street name

[Anonymous]

I guess OP would never move to Cumming, GA or Intercourse, PA

[Anonymous]

We have a Woodcock in our neighborhood. I feel slightly awkward saying it but it would never deter me from buying a house on that street.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Ignore them. They'll get over it.

[Anonymous]

You’re immature.
I thought this was a serious thread.
I would never live on “plantation” themed roads.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

+1. It’s not pronounced “vajeena”

It's not pronounced "rajeena" either. Least not in Saskatchewan. There, they rhyme.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

+1. It’s not pronounced “vajeena”

It's not pronounced "rajeena" either. Least not in Saskatchewan. There, they rhyme.

So a dumb joke that doesn't translate, but the PPs are sheltered and dense.

[Anonymous]

OP -- Just be glad that you don't live in the capital of the Turks and Caicos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

I’m starting to doubt the intelligence of DCUM posters bc Regina and Vagina aren’t even slant rhymes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

+1. It’s not pronounced “vajeena”

Regina, the capital of Saskatchewan, is Reg-eye-na.

[Anonymous]

What a weird thing to focus on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In Victorian England it was a thing to change your name if it had the affix "cock." Fortunately we don't live in Victorian England.

("Cock" comes from the 13th century English word for a young man, which was added to a name to denote the son of. Hancock is shortened from Johan-cock, Old English for Johnson.)

"He's the cock of the block" was a very common, and not vulgar, phrase, referencing the strut of a male rooster.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I guess OP would never move to Cumming, GA or Intercourse, PA

If she spent some time in Defiance, OH she might learn to stop caring what her parent think of her street name.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You’re immature.
I thought this was a serious thread.
I would never live on “plantation” themed roads.

In New England "plantation" was used to describe any agricultural settlement.

[Anonymous]

I didn't even read this post.

GTFO.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hancock is okay.

I rejected the racist/Confederate ones.

What is a "racist/confederate" street name?

I’m sure the other buyers thanked you for bowing out.