I love the house but don't love the street name

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Over what exactly? Are you a British Lord?

The cock part. It’s considered very vulgar.

If you think “cock” instead of John Hancock or Herbie Hancock, etc., then it’s because you are immature and vulgar; it has nothing to do with the name.

I think it’s perfectly fine to not what a person’s genitals in your address pp. It’s her choice.

I don't know if you are aware, but the term for a man's genitals is: penis. Not "cock."

What? Cock is also a slang word to mean penis, PP.

Right…as in if you are vulgar, use slang, and have your mind in the gutter—it’s still a stretch, but yeah, you might have a problem with Hancock “because it is a term for a man’s genitals.” It’s not a “TERM,” is the point: it is slang.

If you are a mature and reasonable person, you think of John Hancock, Herbie Hancock, a financial institution, and perhaps “cock of the walk.” But you don’t think OMG PENIS.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

I’m starting to doubt the intelligence of DCUM posters bc Regina and Vagina aren’t even slant rhymes.

In Latin “Regina” (queen) rhymes with “vagina.”

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve never understood why you guys put cock and dick in everything.

Immigrant

Assimilate or go back to the shithole you came from where people’s cocks and ducks stick out if their ragged pants

What are you going to do if she doesn’t?

Nothing. I always need a target of scorn and derision, such as you.

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Over what exactly? Are you a British Lord?

The cock part. It’s considered very vulgar.

If you think “cock” instead of John Hancock or Herbie Hancock, etc., then it’s because you are immature and vulgar; it has nothing to do with the name.

I think it’s perfectly fine to not what a person’s genitals in your address pp. It’s her choice.

I don't know if you are aware, but the term for a man's genitals is: penis. Not "cock."

What? Cock is also a slang word to mean penis, PP.

Right…as in if you are vulgar, use slang, and have your mind in the gutter—it’s still a stretch, but yeah, you might have a problem with Hancock “because it is a term for a man’s genitals.” It’s not a “TERM,” is the point: it is slang.

If you are a mature and reasonable person, you think of John Hancock, Herbie Hancock, a financial institution, and perhaps “cock of the walk.” But you don’t think OMG PENIS.

Reading this warms the cockles of my heart.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

I’m starting to doubt the intelligence of DCUM posters bc Regina and Vagina aren’t even slant rhymes.

In Latin “Regina” (queen) rhymes with “vagina.”

Do OP's parents speak Latin as their primary language?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Over what exactly? Are you a British Lord?

The cock part. It’s considered very vulgar.

If you think “cock” instead of John Hancock or Herbie Hancock, etc., then it’s because you are immature and vulgar; it has nothing to do with the name.

I think it’s perfectly fine to not what a person’s genitals in your address pp. It’s her choice.

I don't know if you are aware, but the term for a man's genitals is: penis. Not "cock."

No it's pecker or Johnson or wanker.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

I’m starting to doubt the intelligence of DCUM posters bc Regina and Vagina aren’t even slant rhymes.

In Latin “Regina” (queen) rhymes with “vagina.”

Do OP's parents speak Latin as their primary language?

No but if they are from Goa, they may have learned enough Latin at their Catholic school to know the pronunciation.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How does someone as dumb as OP get enough money to buy a house regardless of the street name? I guess you have John HanCOCK to thank for your access to the American Dream. You really must be one of the densest OPs in years to post here. For the other sheltered one above, yes, Regina rhymes with vagina.

What? No it does not.

the "i" in Regina makes an "ee" sound
The "i" in Vagina makes an "eye" (rhymes with pie or high) sound

I’m starting to doubt the intelligence of DCUM posters bc Regina and Vagina aren’t even slant rhymes.

In Latin “Regina” (queen) rhymes with “vagina.”

Do OP's parents speak Latin as their primary language?

Op here. No they aren’t Indian. Muslim. Arab.

No but if they are from Goa, they may have learned enough Latin at their Catholic school to know the pronunciation.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of street names, years ago I attended a county fair and entered a street naming contest. I won, and a county rep bought the street sign to my house as a token of it being named after me.

26 years later, and I have never been able to track the location of the street in the county. I was a typical narcist teen, so I gave the street my first and middle name

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Speaking of street names, years ago I attended a county fair and entered a street naming contest. I won, and a county rep bought the street sign to my house as a token of it being named after me.

26 years later, and I have never been able to track the location of the street in the county. I was a typical narcist teen, so I gave the street my first and middle name

So then you're Han Cock?

[Anonymous]

Am I the only one who saw the subject line and thought of Sores and Boils Alley from Gilmore Girls?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Honestly, why? Hancock is a fine name.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Over what exactly? Are you a British Lord?

The cock part. It’s considered very vulgar.

If you think “cock” instead of John Hancock or Herbie Hancock, etc., then it’s because you are immature and vulgar; it has nothing to do with the name.

I think it’s perfectly fine to not what a person’s genitals in your address pp. It’s her choice.

I don't know if you are aware, but the term for a man's genitals is: penis. Not "cock."

The genitals include the scrotum and testicles. There's a reason it's plural. A penis is a penis.

[Anonymous]

Plural is penes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Over what exactly? Are you a British Lord?

The cock part. It’s considered very vulgar.

If you think “cock” instead of John Hancock or Herbie Hancock, etc., then it’s because you are immature and vulgar; it has nothing to do with the name.

I think it’s perfectly fine to not what a person’s genitals in your address pp. It’s her choice.

I don't know if you are aware, but the term for a man's genitals is: penis. Not "cock."

The genitals include the scrotum and testicles. There's a reason it's plural. A penis is a penis.

Methinks that you just cocked that up.

Sometimes a penis is just a penis.