I love the house but don't love the street name

[Anonymous]

Morning Wood is bad. How did that get allowed?

[Anonymous]

We once looked at a house on Lambskin Lane.....hard no on that one. Ick.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We once looked at a house on Lambskin Lane.....hard no on that one. Ick.

"Hard no?" I see what you did there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think girl names like Alison road are stupid.

Why? So boy names are ok? Go crawl back under your rock, pp!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think girl names like Alison road are stupid.

The Gin Blossoms disagree (great song).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I am an immigrant. My parents would probably disown me over this one. Kidding, but they will give me a hard time.

Why would not you be grateful to John Hancock, a founder of the United States, and the country that took in your immigrant parents. Are they fascists?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I used to live on Pussy Willow street. As a vaginal enthusiast the name didn’t bother me, but my advice is to just deal with it regardless if it is a good house.

Vaginal Enthusiast would be a great name for a band, or a Fantasy Football team.

[Anonymous]

When I was looking for houses earlier this year, I really wanted to live on Winnebago Rd, but nothing came up. I wanted to tell people I spent 1.5 on an RV. We ended up in a different neighborhood, but that neighborhood had the best and worst names all starting with “W”.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Confederate Lane in Fairfax runs into Plantation Parkway in Mosby Woods. Check out a map. Someone wanted to make a rather emphatic statement.

Yup https://www.pressherald.com/2021/08/09/virginia-contends-with-confederate-names-on-side-streets/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bet they would completely flip the F out if they saw a box of Grape Nuts on you our kitchen table. I mean they must be imagining someone’s private parts replaced with grapes to go with the image of a person’s hand on his own cock. Plus of course there are no grapes or nuts inside.

Be my friend!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I was looking for houses earlier this year, I really wanted to live on Winnebago Rd, but nothing came up. I wanted to tell people I spent 1.5 on an RV. We ended up in a different neighborhood, but that neighborhood had the best and worst names all starting with “W”.

I’ve lived in that neighborhood for six years now and I still get confused!
Too bad you didn’t buy here, though, because it’s a great neighborhood!

I like the suggestion of using “Hancook” with the parents! I still think this is a dumb complaint, though.

[Anonymous]

OP -- I don't understand your concern. Hancock is a nice name in the US.

[Anonymous]

So don't buy the house if it bothers you so much. To 99% of people, it's a common and even distinguished last name. The other 1% are 9 year old boys or your parents.

[Anonymous]

People with cock affixes change their names all the time. OP and her kids have to live with the address. Let them decide what they like. I remember going to school with a Lauren Dickerson. She changed her last name in high school. Another guy I knew had the last name, Dick. He changed his name as well.