The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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It's "browch."The brooch on her lapel.

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Anonymous wrote:three thoughts:
1. Mrs. Rubio is thirsty.
2. Nobody cares about how blond Tiff is.
3. English is stupid. Or is it stoopid?

Stoapid, pronounced stoopid

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Anonymous wrote:We got our first pic of a Trump woman at the wedding! Via, who else, our girl Rem:

Hate the game, not the player. Except this player. If she wasn't such a brown-noser.

Anyway, Tiff looks great. But I just have to say, that body is by Eli Lilly and Company.

I don’t like the dress pattern and think it would probably clash with others in family pictures. The shoes are too toey and give me the ick. This is a miss for me.

I like the dress and the pattern! And I actually can't stand matchy-matchy family wedding photos, I think people work too hard to make everything "go together" and complement, and it results in photos that feel fake and inauthentic. I don't want wedding photos that look like an ad for mother of the bride dresses.

Anyway, I also like this color combo on her... is she secretly an autumn? I would love to know what her real hair color is. That would be fun, to find out what the natural hair color of all the Trump blondes actually is. I bet they'd all look better closer to their natural shade and chopping about a foot off. We'll never know though!

Tiffany is definitely a natural blonde.

Just because she was naturally blond at 3 doesn’t mean she’s still blond at 30-something.

Duh. Being blond as a child means you're a natural blond, even if your hair darkens as you age. Your skin tone is that of a natural blonde. Most adults don't still have light blonde hair, even if they did as children.

That's...not what that means. I had that color hair as a little girl and I'm now light brunette. I don't get to say I'm a natural blond bc I was blond 35 years ago.

My son was a blonde until he was about 6 or so. He now has thick dark curls and looks Mediterranean. I don’t think anyone would think he’s a blonde! Puberty can be kind of a reset on a lot of things. But generally agree that a woman who was blonde as a child is possibly more likely to be able to pull off blonde as an adult. I think Tiffany’s blonde actually is pretty good on her. Ivanka would look much better as a brunette.

I think they both look good as blondes but they need to tweak the shade a little more.

Actually when my mom and sister and I got our colors analyzed the woman said your natural hair color at 19 is the best shade for you. So, even though I am light brunette now at almost 40 I have started reverting to strawberry blond and it looks great.

Here's Tiffany Trump as a teen. Very blonde. She's one of the few people I would consider a natural blonde.

She might do better with some low lights but I think the real problem is her spray tan color. She looks like Malibu Barbie with that color which is why the blonde looks weird.

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Anonymous wrote:I know we hate posting Rem, but she is the only person who covers Jeanette Rubio frequently and Jeanette just had two killer looks on a diplomatic visit to India:

I love both these looks - the first dress is so unusual and very sophisticated paired with the blazer. The gold evening dress is lovely. She fit right in with the other attendees at that function.

Really? The gold dress is a big miss for me. It's some gold lame-looking monstrosity that belongs back in the 80s.

I like the gold dress but think it’s too sexy for what is essentially a work trip. If you’re there as the spouse of a high ranking official, you are on a work trip and I think it should tend a little less sexy. But in this crazy world where KG can dress like that as ambassador, I guess it’s whatever.

She's dressed in a lovely evening gown that is hardly "too sexy." Here are some of the other attendees.

Who else were we supposed to be looking at? That was quite a lot of cleavage on display for an official event with India, no less.

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Anonymous wrote:I know we hate posting Rem, but she is the only person who covers Jeanette Rubio frequently and Jeanette just had two killer looks on a diplomatic visit to India:

I love both these looks - the first dress is so unusual and very sophisticated paired with the blazer. The gold evening dress is lovely. She fit right in with the other attendees at that function.

Really? The gold dress is a big miss for me. It's some gold lame-looking monstrosity that belongs back in the 80s.

I like the gold dress but think it’s too sexy for what is essentially a work trip. If you’re there as the spouse of a high ranking official, you are on a work trip and I think it should tend a little less sexy. But in this crazy world where KG can dress like that as ambassador, I guess it’s whatever.

She's dressed in a lovely evening gown that is hardly "too sexy." Here are some of the other attendees.

Who else were we supposed to be looking at? That was quite a lot of cleavage on display for an official event with India, no less.

The other dresses aren’t nearly as sexy as the gold one. Gold is a flashy color to start with and then the structure of the bust is basically like a push up bra that lifts, separates and pushes together the breasts. I like the dress but not for a work function. I think it would be basically fine if the bodice were built differently. If it were her 25th wedding anniversary or a family wedding, I’d be fine with it. I agree it’s not on the same level as the Lauren Sanchez corsets dress which was ugly and tacky anywhere and only maybe appropriate for like a rock star at the Grammys (but even then, the “look at me, I’m basically naked!” thing is just boring and thirsty).

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Does anyone else think that Ivanka is channeling Eva Peron?

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Anonymous wrote:I know we hate posting Rem, but she is the only person who covers Jeanette Rubio frequently and Jeanette just had two killer looks on a diplomatic visit to India:

I love both these looks - the first dress is so unusual and very sophisticated paired with the blazer. The gold evening dress is lovely. She fit right in with the other attendees at that function.

Really? The gold dress is a big miss for me. It's some gold lame-looking monstrosity that belongs back in the 80s.

I like the gold dress but think it’s too sexy for what is essentially a work trip. If you’re there as the spouse of a high ranking official, you are on a work trip and I think it should tend a little less sexy. But in this crazy world where KG can dress like that as ambassador, I guess it’s whatever.

She's dressed in a lovely evening gown that is hardly "too sexy." Here are some of the other attendees.

Who else were we supposed to be looking at? That was quite a lot of cleavage on display for an official event with India, no less.

Have you seen the way Indian socialites dress these days, LOL?

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Does anyone else think that Ivanka is channeling Eva Peron?

She wishes. Add it to the cosplay list.

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Rem is starting to come thru with Trump family photos!

And before anyone b itches and says, "Stop posting Rem twitter" - no. She follows them on IG and compiles their stories into posts. I'm not going to go to each Trump woman's IG account, screenshot each outfit, upload to Imgur, etc.

Everyone's favorite Natural-Blonde-at-33-Even-Though-She-Hasn't-Been-Naturally-Blonde-Since-2010, Tiffany:

Ivanka posting thirst traps from her brother's wedding weekend:

Auntie Vanks, Kai, and Kai's watch tanline:

Ivanka in way too revealing of a mini dress for her brother's wedding:

Ivanka in another way too revealing mini dress for her brother's wedding:

Ivanka and Jared once again looking like they're going to separate events:

Lara and her protruding arm veins:

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Girl, no shame on posting Remmy. I started it and was happy when you joined. That said, I posted some of those last night and nobody jumped on! So good job.

This woman should not be in something that short. When she sits down, her tushy is on the seat. Gross! Unless she stands the entire time. Talking about Ivanka. In her spirt state (Florida) she's old enough to be a grandmother. Almost a great-grand mother . Stop showing your undies!

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Anonymous wrote:I know we hate posting Rem, but she is the only person who covers Jeanette Rubio frequently and Jeanette just had two killer looks on a diplomatic visit to India:

I love both these looks - the first dress is so unusual and very sophisticated paired with the blazer. The gold evening dress is lovely. She fit right in with the other attendees at that function.

Really? The gold dress is a big miss for me. It's some gold lame-looking monstrosity that belongs back in the 80s.

I like the gold dress but think it’s too sexy for what is essentially a work trip. If you’re there as the spouse of a high ranking official, you are on a work trip and I think it should tend a little less sexy. But in this crazy world where KG can dress like that as ambassador, I guess it’s whatever.

She's dressed in a lovely evening gown that is hardly "too sexy." Here are some of the other attendees.

Who else were we supposed to be looking at? That was quite a lot of cleavage on display for an official event with India, no less.

Have you seen the way Indian socialites dress these days, LOL?

The ones at dinner with heads of state?

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Anonymous wrote:I know we hate posting Rem, but she is the only person who covers Jeanette Rubio frequently and Jeanette just had two killer looks on a diplomatic visit to India:

I love both these looks - the first dress is so unusual and very sophisticated paired with the blazer. The gold evening dress is lovely. She fit right in with the other attendees at that function.

Really? The gold dress is a big miss for me. It's some gold lame-looking monstrosity that belongs back in the 80s.

I like the gold dress but think it’s too sexy for what is essentially a work trip. If you’re there as the spouse of a high ranking official, you are on a work trip and I think it should tend a little less sexy. But in this crazy world where KG can dress like that as ambassador, I guess it’s whatever.

She's dressed in a lovely evening gown that is hardly "too sexy." Here are some of the other attendees.

Who else were we supposed to be looking at? That was quite a lot of cleavage on display for an official event with India, no less.

Have you seen the way Indian socialites dress these days, LOL?

The ones at dinner with heads of state?

Yes! There's a documentary about them. Desi Bling, I think it's called. Mrs. Rubio, don't you have something better to do than be on here?

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Ivanka is so awkward and weird i just can't stop laughing at most of her pics. And whats with the enormous boob-flower?

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Anonymous wrote:yall didn't even stop when Mrs. Rubio posted her own pics. Harsh.

She's still at it and nobody cares.

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Anonymous wrote:yall didn't even stop when Mrs. Rubio posted her own pics. Harsh.

She's still at it and nobody cares.

I noticed that. So sad. Clearly Mr. Rubio is not putting out. Doesn't he have SS protection?