The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I don't think she's ugly, per se, and she has a great body, but she's just one of those people who looks older. Not old. But I don't think she looks 39. You could tell me she was a well-preserved 50 and I'd believe you.

She is starting to look manly. What is up with the Trump son’s wives transforming into trans looking people. I love trans people. I am just highlighting the paradox.

I think that might just be Don Jr.'s type. Vanessa, Kim, and Bettina all have very masculine faces. Vanessa was definitely the prettiest of the three, though.

I didn't see a pic of Vanessa in the roundup of Trump women's wedding gowns, so I went looking. They got married 10 months after Trump and Melania at Mar-a-Lago. The dress was Reem Acra.

I am obsessed with what is going on at hip level with this picture.

I assume Ivanka is pregnant and then you have Vanessa's butt jutting into the bridesmaids pelvic area of the Marilyn Monroe style halter dress.

Lol. No, just an unflattering dress. This pic is from late 2005 and Ivanka's oldest wasn't born until July 2011.

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

+1 bettina is tall enough and I predict she will go blonder and blonder...

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

Mel looks genuinely happy there, and in the bridal shower pic of Tiffany's someone posted earlier. Maybe Tiffany is the favorite step-dd?

I think Melania really likes children. I also firmly believe Donald consented to one child with her. It doesn't surprise me that she would be a good stepmom to a young Tiffany. She didn't get to have a daughter of her own.

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

I'm actually lol because I have only ever seen this photo before with Kimberly cropped out!

KG is too short for this family.

Exactly. They do color coordinate a lot and Bettina is much better at it. Here they all are in black and white for the SOTU earlier this year:

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Saw this pic of them today and I like her outfit. I'm gonna be the lone dissenter here. I think she will knock off CBK, not Kate Middleton.

She looks like Fauxlania here. Also, that is SUCH a weird outfit for the Bahamas.

It's from a soccer tournament with Don, Donald, and Melania last summer, not the Bahamas:

Ahhh. Then I am going with Jr's outfit being very off here.

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Saw this pic of them today and I like her outfit. I'm gonna be the lone dissenter here. I think she will knock off CBK, not Kate Middleton.

She looks like Fauxlania here. Also, that is SUCH a weird outfit for the Bahamas.

It's from a soccer tournament with Don, Donald, and Melania last summer, not the Bahamas:

Ahhh. Then I am going with Jr's outfit being very off here.

Honestly, I think of the Trumps Melania's outfit is a little off. She looks so severe. Although, once again, I guess she and Bettina color coordinated?

The one who truly looks off is the mousy woman on the far right with the dress that looks like a burlap sack and stringy hair hanging in her face.

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Anonymous wrote:KG the other day.

It's honestly insane a 50 year old man strung her along for seven years and then married the next girlfriend in under a year. I mean, it's not insane that that happened because men do that shit all the time, it's just that Don's a little old to be doing that and KG's a little too old to not realize that's what was going on

I think everything with these people is transactional so it doesn't surprise me at all. My question is what is the reason that KG couldn't just be broken up with and discarded? Did the Trumps owe something Fox News? Is she keeping Jr's addiction secrets?

Someone said she was his sober coach. What's the skinny on this? I always thought she was on coke too. It did seem like a weird relationship and more like employer/employee--no affectionbetween them. KG is also nine years older than he is, I think. His new wife has a lot of money, right? KG actually needed the job in Greece. She was a public employee in CA. I don't think she comes from money though maybe she got good divorce settlements. Maybe she'll meet someone in Greece.

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

I'm actually lol because I have only ever seen this photo before with Kimberly cropped out!

KG is too short for this family.

Exactly. They do color coordinate a lot and Bettina is much better at it. Here they all are in black and white for the SOTU earlier this year:

The Trumps are nothing if not masters of their own marketing/branding. Between Ivanka's knack for branding and Melania's aesthetic eye in general, I am sure they crack the whip with the siblings before big events. I'm just picturing Ivanka sending a text like "Melania is wearing a black suit and white blouse to the State of the Union, so we will all be in neutrals. Please send pics of TWO proposed outfits to Melania's advance team no later than COB next Thursday. Thank you."

Even Usha, who, God love her, never gets it right, is in a black suit there.

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Anonymous wrote:KG the other day.

It's honestly insane a 50 year old man strung her along for seven years and then married the next girlfriend in under a year. I mean, it's not insane that that happened because men do that shit all the time, it's just that Don's a little old to be doing that and KG's a little too old to not realize that's what was going on

I think everything with these people is transactional so it doesn't surprise me at all. My question is what is the reason that KG couldn't just be broken up with and discarded? Did the Trumps owe something Fox News? Is she keeping Jr's addiction secrets?

Someone said she was his sober coach. What's the skinny on this? I always thought she was on coke too. It did seem like a weird relationship and more like employer/employee--no affectionbetween them. KG is also nine years older than he is, I think. His new wife has a lot of money, right? KG actually needed the job in Greece. She was a public employee in CA. I don't think she comes from money though maybe she got good divorce settlements. Maybe she'll meet someone in Greece.

She doesn't. I can't find it now but Gavin Newsom did an interview a while ago where they asked if he still speaks to her and he said no, not really, and then said she came from a family of hardworking middle-class Irish immigrants and that Kim was ambitious and smart.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

Mel looks genuinely happy there, and in the bridal shower pic of Tiffany's someone posted earlier. Maybe Tiffany is the favorite step-dd?

I think Melania really likes children. I also firmly believe Donald consented to one child with her. It doesn't surprise me that she would be a good stepmom to a young Tiffany. She didn't get to have a daughter of her own.

I think she would be such a good girl mom.

Thirty-five years from now, Barron's poor wife will be stuck with a closet of coats, oversized hats, and alien sunglasses. And she just won't have the personal connection to them that a daughter would have lol.

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I'm genuinely curious about the visuals/florals for Bettina's wedding, too. Ivanka's florals were beautiful:



Compared to Tiffany's, which were very "her" but kind of tacky:

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Anonymous wrote:KG the other day.

It's honestly insane a 50 year old man strung her along for seven years and then married the next girlfriend in under a year. I mean, it's not insane that that happened because men do that shit all the time, it's just that Don's a little old to be doing that and KG's a little too old to not realize that's what was going on

I think everything with these people is transactional so it doesn't surprise me at all. My question is what is the reason that KG couldn't just be broken up with and discarded? Did the Trumps owe something Fox News? Is she keeping Jr's addiction secrets?

Someone said she was his sober coach. What's the skinny on this? I always thought she was on coke too. It did seem like a weird relationship and more like employer/employee--no affectionbetween them. KG is also nine years older than he is, I think. His new wife has a lot of money, right? KG actually needed the job in Greece. She was a public employee in CA. I don't think she comes from money though maybe she got good divorce settlements. Maybe she'll meet someone in Greece.

Interesting. I never heard that and I'm not sure I believe it. Why would she be his sober coach? I assumed she was an addict too - she's so hyper and manic.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

Mel looks genuinely happy there, and in the bridal shower pic of Tiffany's someone posted earlier. Maybe Tiffany is the favorite step-dd?

I think Melania really likes children. I also firmly believe Donald consented to one child with her. It doesn't surprise me that she would be a good stepmom to a young Tiffany. She didn't get to have a daughter of her own.

Yes, this has come up again and again on these threads. The only time she looks genuinely happy to me is when she is around kids. I still think she's a grasping grifter loser, but she does seem to like children and that's better than nothing.

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I know we hate posting Rem, but she is the only person who covers Jeanette Rubio frequently and Jeanette just had two killer looks on a diplomatic visit to India:

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Anonymous wrote:I'm genuinely curious about the visuals/florals for Bettina's wedding, too. Ivanka's florals were beautiful:



Compared to Tiffany's, which were very "her" but kind of tacky:

Oh my goodness, what are those arches about? FFS.