The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Side note, upon googling her to see if she actually dresses like the shit on her shopmy, I really like this dress:

that picture makes her head look absolutely enormous. She really has an unfortunately manly face.

I can't imagine thinking, "I'll put on my paillete minidress and strappy embellished sandals, and add the one accessory this outfit really needs: an intense bracelet stack."

This may he controversial, but am I the only person who finds bracelets stacks dated, heavy, and just uncomfortable looking? In this particular case, why does that outfit need a bracelet stack?

Not just a bracelet stack but a phone wristlet dangling from her arm as well. She lives in Palm Beach where it’s easy to walk into a store and drop 5k on a gorgeous designer dress. But these women reek of poor taste. If I saw her in the wild I’m sure she’d look like a complete unnatural freak. Imagine all these MAGA women sans makeup… In the great words of Countess Luann- money can’t buy you class.

In her defense, I think that's her personal camera? It looks like a casual event.

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Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, while I was on Rem's twitter, I saw this:

I love that she's wearing Zara but not sure how I feel about it. It makes her look wider around the middle.

It doesn't look good on her. No shade on her because that suit is designed for a different body type and would be hard for a lot of women to pull off. She also needs some color in there.

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Anonymous wrote:Also, while I was on Rem's twitter, I saw this:

I love that she's wearing Zara but not sure how I feel about it. It makes her look wider around the middle.

It doesn't look good on her. No shade on her because that suit is designed for a different body type and would be hard for a lot of women to pull off. She also needs some color in there.

+1000. The light beige is blending in with her fair skin and blond hair. She did break it up with red lipstick but a scarf would've been better.

It's giving Melania when she insists on wearing camel and it blends in with her skin and hair.

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Anonymous wrote:More wedding info

Yes, did you all not see Trump's chat with the press earlier where a journalist asked if he was taking time off to go to the wedding and he said "I am going to try to be there, I have this thing called Iran. But I'd like to be there, he's a person I've known for a long time."

"He's a person I've known for a long time"...about his 50 year old son. Insane.

Pretty sure he was, you know, joking.

Still think he was, you know, joking?

Jeez. Nobody wants to be with him enough to do any sort of a secondary ceremony in DC?

If my dad couldn't come to my wedding, and even if I couldn't bring the wedding to him, I'd still make sure he was involved in some way.

Family values?

Frankly, I'm surprised Bettina didn't want to do her wedding at the WH. I know she is more private than her in-laws' are known for being, but I think she could do something classic Americana kind of like how Naomi Biden did, with Ralph Lauren.

+1. She's marrying into the Trump family, to the drug addled failson who already has what - 3 or 4 kids? It's not like she's some sweet woman who just wants a quiet life in the 'burbs. I'm surprised she's not milking this.

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

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Saw this pic of them today and I like her outfit. I'm gonna be the lone dissenter here. I think she will knock off CBK, not Kate Middleton.

She looks like Fauxlania here. Also, that is SUCH a weird outfit for the Bahamas.

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Anonymous wrote:KG the other day.

It's honestly insane a 50 year old man strung her along for seven years and then married the next girlfriend in under a year. I mean, it's not insane that that happened because men do that shit all the time, it's just that Don's a little old to be doing that and KG's a little too old to not realize that's what was going on

I think everything with these people is transactional so it doesn't surprise me at all. My question is what is the reason that KG couldn't just be broken up with and discarded? Did the Trumps owe something Fox News? Is she keeping Jr's addiction secrets?

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

I'm actually lol because I have only ever seen this photo before with Kimberly cropped out!

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

I'm actually lol because I have only ever seen this photo before with Kimberly cropped out!

KG is too short for this family.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

Mel looks genuinely happy there, and in the bridal shower pic of Tiffany's someone posted earlier. Maybe Tiffany is the favorite step-dd?

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Anonymous wrote:I don't think she's ugly, per se, and she has a great body, but she's just one of those people who looks older. Not old. But I don't think she looks 39. You could tell me she was a well-preserved 50 and I'd believe you.

She is starting to look manly. What is up with the Trump son’s wives transforming into trans looking people. I love trans people. I am just highlighting the paradox.

I think that might just be Don Jr.'s type. Vanessa, Kim, and Bettina all have very masculine faces. Vanessa was definitely the prettiest of the three, though.

I didn't see a pic of Vanessa in the roundup of Trump women's wedding gowns, so I went looking. They got married 10 months after Trump and Melania at Mar-a-Lago. The dress was Reem Acra.

I am obsessed with what is going on at hip level with this picture.

I assume Ivanka is pregnant and then you have Vanessa's butt jutting into the bridesmaids pelvic area of the Marilyn Monroe style halter dress.

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Saw this pic of them today and I like her outfit. I'm gonna be the lone dissenter here. I think she will knock off CBK, not Kate Middleton.

She looks like Fauxlania here. Also, that is SUCH a weird outfit for the Bahamas.

It's from a soccer tournament with Don, Donald, and Melania last summer, not the Bahamas:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't think she's ugly, per se, and she has a great body, but she's just one of those people who looks older. Not old. But I don't think she looks 39. You could tell me she was a well-preserved 50 and I'd believe you.

She is starting to look manly. What is up with the Trump son’s wives transforming into trans looking people. I love trans people. I am just highlighting the paradox.

I think that might just be Don Jr.'s type. Vanessa, Kim, and Bettina all have very masculine faces. Vanessa was definitely the prettiest of the three, though.

I didn't see a pic of Vanessa in the roundup of Trump women's wedding gowns, so I went looking. They got married 10 months after Trump and Melania at Mar-a-Lago. The dress was Reem Acra.

I am obsessed with what is going on at hip level with this picture.

I assume Ivanka is pregnant and then you have Vanessa's butt jutting into the bridesmaids pelvic area of the Marilyn Monroe style halter dress.

At first it seems really sweet and generous that the bride isn't worried about being upstaged by her bridesmaids because they are wearing wedding-dress looks and color. But that satin is horribly unforgiving even on the best figure.