The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:KG the other day.

It's honestly insane a 50 year old man strung her along for seven years and then married the next girlfriend in under a year. I mean, it's not insane that that happened because men do that shit all the time, it's just that Don's a little old to be doing that and KG's a little too old to not realize that's what was going on

I think everything with these people is transactional so it doesn't surprise me at all. My question is what is the reason that KG couldn't just be broken up with and discarded? Did the Trumps owe something Fox News? Is she keeping Jr's addiction secrets?

Someone said she was his sober coach. What's the skinny on this? I always thought she was on coke too. It did seem like a weird relationship and more like employer/employee--no affectionbetween them. KG is also nine years older than he is, I think. His new wife has a lot of money, right? KG actually needed the job in Greece. She was a public employee in CA. I don't think she comes from money though maybe she got good divorce settlements. Maybe she'll meet someone in Greece.

She was a Fox News host for like 15 years. I'm sure she is comfortable.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm genuinely curious about the visuals/florals for Bettina's wedding, too. Ivanka's florals were beautiful:



Compared to Tiffany's, which were very "her" but kind of tacky:

Oh my goodness, what are those arches about? FFS.

I know. If they were just white and pink, I'd think they were inoffensive but the blue and purple rainbow...ick. For a conservative family, they sure do love gay-coded shit. (Rainbows, The Village People, butch women)

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

I'm actually lol because I have only ever seen this photo before with Kimberly cropped out!

I can see why.

And honestly, okay, even if you take into account she's a lot shorter than them, maybe she didn't get the memo about color coordinating, etc. Who wears all black to a wedding in Palm Beach? If Tiffany had gotten married in NYC, sure, the stiff and structured black gown would make sense but use a little common sense when packing for a wedding in Florida and realize most normal people will be in lighter colors and flowy fabrics.

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

I'm actually lol because I have only ever seen this photo before with Kimberly cropped out!

I can see why.

And honestly, okay, even if you take into account she's a lot shorter than them, maybe she didn't get the memo about color coordinating, etc. Who wears all black to a wedding in Palm Beach? If Tiffany had gotten married in NYC, sure, the stiff and structured black gown would make sense but use a little common sense when packing for a wedding in Florida and realize most normal people will be in lighter colors and flowy fabrics.

Don wore a tux, so maybe she figured it was fine as long as she was coordinating with him?



Then again, with as much of a hanger-on as Kimberly was, I'm kind of surprised she didn't take it upon herself to figure out what Ivanka and the other wives were wearing.

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Anonymous wrote:Side note, upon googling her to see if she actually dresses like the shit on her shopmy, I really like this dress:

that picture makes her head look absolutely enormous. She really has an unfortunately manly face.

I can't imagine thinking, "I'll put on my paillete minidress and strappy embellished sandals, and add the one accessory this outfit really needs: an intense bracelet stack."

This may he controversial, but am I the only person who finds bracelets stacks dated, heavy, and just uncomfortable looking? In this particular case, why does that outfit need a bracelet stack?

Not just a bracelet stack but a phone wristlet dangling from her arm as well. She lives in Palm Beach where it’s easy to walk into a store and drop 5k on a gorgeous designer dress. But these women reek of poor taste. If I saw her in the wild I’m sure she’d look like a complete unnatural freak. Imagine all these MAGA women sans makeup… In the great words of Countess Luann- money can’t buy you class.

In her defense, I think that's her personal camera? It looks like a casual event.

It most certainly does not look like a casual event and wearing a camera dangling around your wrist with a sequin slip dress and 4 inch heels is tacky tacky tacky. Maybe it’s got a special compartment where she can hold juniors nose candy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Side note, upon googling her to see if she actually dresses like the shit on her shopmy, I really like this dress:

that picture makes her head look absolutely enormous. She really has an unfortunately manly face.

I can't imagine thinking, "I'll put on my paillete minidress and strappy embellished sandals, and add the one accessory this outfit really needs: an intense bracelet stack."

This may he controversial, but am I the only person who finds bracelets stacks dated, heavy, and just uncomfortable looking? In this particular case, why does that outfit need a bracelet stack?

Not just a bracelet stack but a phone wristlet dangling from her arm as well. She lives in Palm Beach where it’s easy to walk into a store and drop 5k on a gorgeous designer dress. But these women reek of poor taste. If I saw her in the wild I’m sure she’d look like a complete unnatural freak. Imagine all these MAGA women sans makeup… In the great words of Countess Luann- money can’t buy you class.

In her defense, I think that's her personal camera? It looks like a casual event.

It most certainly does not look like a casual event and wearing a camera dangling around your wrist with a sequin slip dress and 4 inch heels is tacky tacky tacky. Maybe it’s got a special compartment where she can hold juniors nose candy.

I like the dress and it looks really good on her. Agree that her heels are too high and the arm stuff is stupid.
Why can't they just do one thing well? Why the over doing? But I guess that's to be expected in a family that thinks gold plating everything is classy and it gives us great entertainment on this forum.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Side note, upon googling her to see if she actually dresses like the shit on her shopmy, I really like this dress:

that picture makes her head look absolutely enormous. She really has an unfortunately manly face.

I can't imagine thinking, "I'll put on my paillete minidress and strappy embellished sandals, and add the one accessory this outfit really needs: an intense bracelet stack."

This may he controversial, but am I the only person who finds bracelets stacks dated, heavy, and just uncomfortable looking? In this particular case, why does that outfit need a bracelet stack?

Not just a bracelet stack but a phone wristlet dangling from her arm as well. She lives in Palm Beach where it’s easy to walk into a store and drop 5k on a gorgeous designer dress. But these women reek of poor taste. If I saw her in the wild I’m sure she’d look like a complete unnatural freak. Imagine all these MAGA women sans makeup… In the great words of Countess Luann- money can’t buy you class.

In her defense, I think that's her personal camera? It looks like a casual event.

It most certainly does not look like a casual event and wearing a camera dangling around your wrist with a sequin slip dress and 4 inch heels is tacky tacky tacky. Maybe it’s got a special compartment where she can hold juniors nose candy.

I didn't mean casual like jeans and sneakers, I meant casual like not black tie. From the pics, only a few attendees were in long dresses and tuxedos. It was mostly suits without ties like Don is sporting and sequin dresses. They fit in with the rest of the crowd.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:KG the other day.

It's honestly insane a 50 year old man strung her along for seven years and then married the next girlfriend in under a year. I mean, it's not insane that that happened because men do that shit all the time, it's just that Don's a little old to be doing that and KG's a little too old to not realize that's what was going on

I think everything with these people is transactional so it doesn't surprise me at all. My question is what is the reason that KG couldn't just be broken up with and discarded? Did the Trumps owe something Fox News? Is she keeping Jr's addiction secrets?

Someone said she was his sober coach. What's the skinny on this? I always thought she was on coke too. It did seem like a weird relationship and more like employer/employee--no affectionbetween them. KG is also nine years older than he is, I think. His new wife has a lot of money, right? KG actually needed the job in Greece. She was a public employee in CA. I don't think she comes from money though maybe she got good divorce settlements. Maybe she'll meet someone in Greece.

She was a Fox News host for like 15 years. I'm sure she is comfortable.

I forgot about that. That must be how she connected with the Trumps in the first place.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Side note, upon googling her to see if she actually dresses like the shit on her shopmy, I really like this dress:

that picture makes her head look absolutely enormous. She really has an unfortunately manly face.

I can't imagine thinking, "I'll put on my paillete minidress and strappy embellished sandals, and add the one accessory this outfit really needs: an intense bracelet stack."

This may he controversial, but am I the only person who finds bracelets stacks dated, heavy, and just uncomfortable looking? In this particular case, why does that outfit need a bracelet stack?

Not just a bracelet stack but a phone wristlet dangling from her arm as well. She lives in Palm Beach where it’s easy to walk into a store and drop 5k on a gorgeous designer dress. But these women reek of poor taste. If I saw her in the wild I’m sure she’d look like a complete unnatural freak. Imagine all these MAGA women sans makeup… In the great words of Countess Luann- money can’t buy you class.

In her defense, I think that's her personal camera? It looks like a casual event.

It most certainly does not look like a casual event and wearing a camera dangling around your wrist with a sequin slip dress and 4 inch heels is tacky tacky tacky. Maybe it’s got a special compartment where she can hold juniors nose candy.

It's not a camera or a wristlet. I think that's someone standing behind her and it looks like hers. She's holding an actual clutch here:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:KG the other day.

It's honestly insane a 50 year old man strung her along for seven years and then married the next girlfriend in under a year. I mean, it's not insane that that happened because men do that shit all the time, it's just that Don's a little old to be doing that and KG's a little too old to not realize that's what was going on

I think everything with these people is transactional so it doesn't surprise me at all. My question is what is the reason that KG couldn't just be broken up with and discarded? Did the Trumps owe something Fox News? Is she keeping Jr's addiction secrets?

KG absolutely knows WAY too much.

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Saw this pic of them today and I like her outfit. I'm gonna be the lone dissenter here. I think she will knock off CBK, not Kate Middleton.

She looks like Fauxlania here. Also, that is SUCH a weird outfit for the Bahamas.

It's from a soccer tournament with Don, Donald, and Melania last summer, not the Bahamas:

Ahhh. Then I am going with Jr's outfit being very off here.

What’s off is that he needs an undershirt. 🤢

[Anonymous]

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Saw this pic of them today and I like her outfit. I'm gonna be the lone dissenter here. I think she will knock off CBK, not Kate Middleton.

She looks like Fauxlania here. Also, that is SUCH a weird outfit for the Bahamas.

It's from a soccer tournament with Don, Donald, and Melania last summer, not the Bahamas:

Ahhh. Then I am going with Jr's outfit being very off here.

Honestly, I think of the Trumps Melania's outfit is a little off. She looks so severe. Although, once again, I guess she and Bettina color coordinated?

The one who truly looks off is the mousy woman on the far right with the dress that looks like a burlap sack and stringy hair hanging in her face.

Melania looks like a fembot here. Is that the FIFA head guy and his wife?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

I'm actually lol because I have only ever seen this photo before with Kimberly cropped out!

I can see why.

And honestly, okay, even if you take into account she's a lot shorter than them, maybe she didn't get the memo about color coordinating, etc. Who wears all black to a wedding in Palm Beach? If Tiffany had gotten married in NYC, sure, the stiff and structured black gown would make sense but use a little common sense when packing for a wedding in Florida and realize most normal people will be in lighter colors and flowy fabrics.

THIS

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

Oof. She's even got a smokey eye and purple lipstick while the rest of the women have makeup in light pinks and neutrals. She really just didn't fit in.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for the Trump family at the wedding today? Of course Vanks will be in something wildly inappropriate because she can't stand to not be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Tiffany will be in something perfectly nice that none of us notice because she's the middle child. (Three years from now we will see a pic of her and be like, "This outfit is so cute, where did she wear it? Oh, Don's wedding in 2026.") On the off-chance Melania makes an appearance, she will be in a Gucci mumu, with no indication she is the stepmother of the groom. She will leave after the ceremony.

KG will pull a Taylor Swift and show up in one of her Elvira fits to object.

I think they're going to be matchy. I feel like there's a bridezilla dress code and I can't wait to see what everyone does with it.

The women of the family do love to be color coordinated for events. Remember Tiffany's wedding where they all coordinated perfectly in sequins and pastels for a mothers/sisters photo and then Kim was off to the side in black ruining it? Maybe that's why she and Don didn't work out. Bettina would never screw up a color coordinated moment like that.

Mel looks genuinely happy there, and in the bridal shower pic of Tiffany's someone posted earlier. Maybe Tiffany is the favorite step-dd?

I think Melania really likes children. I also firmly believe Donald consented to one child with her. It doesn't surprise me that she would be a good stepmom to a young Tiffany. She didn't get to have a daughter of her own.

This photo makes me sad. At some point, Melania had a soul and Tiffany, as the ignored child, had a chance to totally escape her fathers orbit.