The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Today-Inauguration Day:

Melania and Ivanka apparently think they are in the UK…both are wearing hats to church.

Melania has abandoned her Jackie O era. She’s wearing puritan/Star Wars dark side Empire black and white.

Ivanka is wearing very dark Hunter green as she desperately tries to cosplay Kate Middleton.

Melania wore black and white last night as well—including a black cape. Very Darth Vader.

Biden is hosting the Trumps for coffee after church. ICYMI: the Trumps did not host the Bidens the last time around.

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry, it's comical. From a fashion standpoint it's fine. Good even -- I like the contrast of the black and white and it is perfectly fitted. But the combination of the somber color palette, her hat covering half her face, and her expression is bizarre and hilarious. It will give rise to people claiming it's not really her of course. She always looks dire but the fact that you can't see her eyes at all is so funny to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Presented without comment, Kellyanne Conway last night

Omfg. Her plastic surgery does look good but I’m sorry…rarely is a woman too old for a dress but this is one of those instances.

Agree. Aging cleavage is a no

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sorry, it's comical. From a fashion standpoint it's fine. Good even -- I like the contrast of the black and white and it is perfectly fitted. But the combination of the somber color palette, her hat covering half her face, and her expression is bizarre and hilarious. It will give rise to people claiming it's not really her of course. She always looks dire but the fact that you can't see her eyes at all is so funny to me.

Omg I had thought the pp describing it as a Mary Poppins hat was exaggerating.

She wasn’t.

No one on this thread ever needs to exaggerate these disasters. 😂🤣😂

God, look how OLD Biden and Trump look. They should both be in a nursing home.

[Anonymous]

I would like this a lot on another tall, icy blonde. She looks crazy thought. Her face is bizarre. I wish people looked at this and realized that all the extensive surgery from a young age is NOT worth it. If she'd just stuck with her nose job and then let herself age a bit, she'd be a beautiful woman in her 40s. Instead she looks like a cyborg.

Great color on the coat though and I love her purse. I will admit the whole effect feels a smidge Germany in the 40s, which given the context, is probably a mistake.

[Anonymous]

Melania’s figure is amazing. I wonder if she works out?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s figure is amazing. I wonder if she works out?

Her personality strikes me more as the type to just starve herself. The way rich women stayed thin back in the 50s and 60s -- consume nothing but coffee and nicotine, never break a sweat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s figure is amazing. I wonder if she works out?

Of course.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s figure is amazing. I wonder if she works out?

Her personality strikes me more as the type to just starve herself. The way rich women stayed thin back in the 50s and 60s -- consume nothing but coffee and nicotine, never break a sweat.

Women who starve themselves look different than how Melania looks. She looks fit and graceful.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would like this a lot on another tall, icy blonde. She looks crazy thought. Her face is bizarre. I wish people looked at this and realized that all the extensive surgery from a young age is NOT worth it. If she'd just stuck with her nose job and then let herself age a bit, she'd be a beautiful woman in her 40s. Instead she looks like a cyborg.

Great color on the coat though and I love her purse. I will admit the whole effect feels a smidge Germany in the 40s, which given the context, is probably a mistake.

Look at how her face is strangely devoid of appropriate lines and planes but her neck is beginning to show age. So uncanny valley.

Ugh, I hope her own daughter can escape this compulsion these people have to ruin their faces.

[Anonymous]

We may need to add a new category to Ivanka’s fashion choices… we already have child pageant contestant, sassy grandma, Russian stripper? Do we need a British royal cosplay category?

[Anonymous]

Fashion is back, finally

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sorry, it's comical. From a fashion standpoint it's fine. Good even -- I like the contrast of the black and white and it is perfectly fitted. But the combination of the somber color palette, her hat covering half her face, and her expression is bizarre and hilarious. It will give rise to people claiming it's not really her of course. She always looks dire but the fact that you can't see her eyes at all is so funny to me.

The hat looks so stupid. It's navy not black though, which is better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s figure is amazing. I wonder if she works out?

Her personality strikes me more as the type to just starve herself. The way rich women stayed thin back in the 50s and 60s -- consume nothing but coffee and nicotine, never break a sweat.

Women who starve themselves look different than how Melania looks. She looks fit and graceful.

She looks rigid and robot like. There’s nothing graceful about her body or face.

By contrast, Ivanka looks graceful. That glamazon can wear clothes well.

Signed,

Dem who can’t stand any of these people yet recognizes Ivanka’s beauty

[Anonymous]

Melanie’s outfit for today is okay but her demeanor today is that she has a huge stick up her A$$ so it takes away from the outfit. Usha’s outfit is pretty ordinary and unforgettable, the collar and scarf hanging out are terrible.

Ivanka looks good although she is cosplaying British Royal Family, so nothing original. So far, not one person that truly hit the mark.