The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Melania at the WH Picnic tonight:

I like the pink dress. The wide belt is a little distracting though.

She looks good in pink. Her smile makes her beautiful. I can’t believe I am saying this… She must have a secret lover that makes her happy.

I'm going with this narrative.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania at the WH Picnic tonight:

I like the pink dress. The wide belt is a little distracting though.

She looks good in pink. Her smile makes her beautiful. I can’t believe I am saying this… She must have a secret lover that makes her happy.

I don’t think it needs to be a lover making her happy. I think she now spends minimum time with her husband, at the cost of the Republic falling, but hey. I’d be happy with that turn of events too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania at the WH Picnic tonight:

Is it me or does she look like she is wearing a weird pink tunic over a patterned skirt? I know it's a dress, but the first glance of it looked like a peasant tunic.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania at the WH Picnic tonight:

Is it me or does she look like she is wearing a weird pink tunic over a patterned skirt? I know it's a dress, but the first glance of it looked like a peasant tunic.

It's a jumpsuit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Katie Miller with her belly hanging out in public bc she has a breeding/pregnancy kink under the guise of being concerned about the birth rate:

Seriously this is the third pic I've seen of this woman's pregnant belly in as many days. And I'm sure her response to this would be "You're just a mean feminist who hates children." No I don't, I just think you don't need to constantly talk about how much you want your gollum husband nutting in you. Usha's prengnat with her fourth and she doesn't subject me to that torture.

OMG brava, I had the worst effing day and this made me laugh so hard.

Melania - her love for belting everything rivals his obsession with the ballroom, it’s that bad. And a wide-belted pink jumpsuit is weird but it’s also hard to dress for a picnic at which your husband is wearing a suit. I know there are so many weird things about him but I swear people of the future will be like WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SAME EXACT OUTFIT EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHAT THE OCCASION MAY CALL FOR?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Katie Miller with her belly hanging out in public bc she has a breeding/pregnancy kink under the guise of being concerned about the birth rate:

Seriously this is the third pic I've seen of this woman's pregnant belly in as many days. And I'm sure her response to this would be "You're just a mean feminist who hates children." No I don't, I just think you don't need to constantly talk about how much you want your gollum husband nutting in you. Usha's prengnat with her fourth and she doesn't subject me to that torture.

OMG brava, I had the worst effing day and this made me laugh so hard.

Melania - her love for belting everything rivals his obsession with the ballroom, it’s that bad. And a wide-belted pink jumpsuit is weird but it’s also hard to dress for a picnic at which your husband is wearing a suit. I know there are so many weird things about him but I swear people of the future will be like WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SAME EXACT OUTFIT EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHAT THE OCCASION MAY CALL FOR?

Branding!

Say whatever you will about orange menace, he is a master marketer. And a lot of that marketing comes down to things that intelligent people find stupid:

The tacky gold everything
The ill fitting suit, always the same
The MAGA hats

It works for him. It works for his political career. It’s kind of a lesson for all of us about what people who don’t know us actually pay attention to.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Katie Miller with her belly hanging out in public bc she has a breeding/pregnancy kink under the guise of being concerned about the birth rate:

Seriously this is the third pic I've seen of this woman's pregnant belly in as many days. And I'm sure her response to this would be "You're just a mean feminist who hates children." No I don't, I just think you don't need to constantly talk about how much you want your gollum husband nutting in you. Usha's prengnat with her fourth and she doesn't subject me to that torture.

OMG brava, I had the worst effing day and this made me laugh so hard.

Melania - her love for belting everything rivals his obsession with the ballroom, it’s that bad. And a wide-belted pink jumpsuit is weird but it’s also hard to dress for a picnic at which your husband is wearing a suit. I know there are so many weird things about him but I swear people of the future will be like WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SAME EXACT OUTFIT EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHAT THE OCCASION MAY CALL FOR?

Branding!

Say whatever you will about orange menace, he is a master marketer. And a lot of that marketing comes down to things that intelligent people find stupid:

The tacky gold everything
The ill fitting suit, always the same
The MAGA hats

It works for him. It works for his political career. It’s kind of a lesson for all of us about what people who don’t know us actually pay attention to.

The weird thing about his suits is that his hard core MAGA followers probably don't even own a suit, yet they worship a man who only wears suits except when he's golfing, another thing the hard core have never done.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This type of clothing is a staple of her IDGAF rich Florida lady outfits like all those Gucci caftans she was wearing before she had to be First Lady again.

This is aspirational for her. She wants to be back in Florida doing nothing please and thank you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Katie Miller with her belly hanging out in public bc she has a breeding/pregnancy kink under the guise of being concerned about the birth rate:

Seriously this is the third pic I've seen of this woman's pregnant belly in as many days. And I'm sure her response to this would be "You're just a mean feminist who hates children." No I don't, I just think you don't need to constantly talk about how much you want your gollum husband nutting in you. Usha's prengnat with her fourth and she doesn't subject me to that torture.

OMG brava, I had the worst effing day and this made me laugh so hard.

Melania - her love for belting everything rivals his obsession with the ballroom, it’s that bad. And a wide-belted pink jumpsuit is weird but it’s also hard to dress for a picnic at which your husband is wearing a suit. I know there are so many weird things about him but I swear people of the future will be like WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SAME EXACT OUTFIT EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHAT THE OCCASION MAY CALL FOR?

Branding!

Say whatever you will about orange menace, he is a master marketer. And a lot of that marketing comes down to things that intelligent people find stupid:

The tacky gold everything
The ill fitting suit, always the same
The MAGA hats

It works for him. It works for his political career. It’s kind of a lesson for all of us about what people who don’t know us actually pay attention to.

The weird thing about his suits is that his hard core MAGA followers probably don't even own a suit, yet they worship a man who only wears suits except when he's golfing, another thing the hard core have never done.

But it’s what they THINK they would do if they were mega rich.

They think they would wear sloppy suits, play golf, cover everything in Home Depot gold leaf, and marry hot Europeans in succession.

Bad taste is your real taste. Good taste is the residue of someone else’s privilege.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

OK I make fun of her for wearing belts all the time but as weird as the giant belt is with this outfit it’s better than the sash with the tassel that looks like a giant bush hanging just where it should be.

Also Trump was just taking questions about his son’s wedding which is this weekend, so prepare for an incoming torrent of Trump women’s fashion mishaps.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Katie Miller with her belly hanging out in public bc she has a breeding/pregnancy kink under the guise of being concerned about the birth rate:


Seriously this is the third pic I've seen of this woman's pregnant belly in as many days. And I'm sure her response to this would be "You're just a mean feminist who hates children." No I don't, I just think you don't need to constantly talk about how much you want your gollum husband nutting in you. Usha's prengnat with her fourth and she doesn't subject me to that torture.

Thank you PP. You are a wordsmith and make this a better place.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

OK I make fun of her for wearing belts all the time but as weird as the giant belt is with this outfit it’s better than the sash with the tassel that looks like a giant bush hanging just where it should be.

Also Trump was just taking questions about his son’s wedding which is this weekend, so prepare for an incoming torrent of Trump women’s fashion mishaps.

Sweet baby Jesus I didn’t even notice this at first 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Anonymous]

omg the tassel bush thingy. I Can't wait for trashy wedding fashion shots.

and that gollum quote. Mercy.

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