Practical White Elephant?

Anonymous
I just RSVP’d to a “practical” white elephant. We are supposed to bring useful things that are still funny. I need two ideas for DH and myself. I thought the point was for it to be funny, not practical?
Anonymous
Roll of stamps, stick a scratch off lottery ticket on top...
Anonymous
Nose hair trimmer. I use it on my toe knuckles and my kids unibrow.
Anonymous
Toilet bowl brush
Anonymous
Shiitake Mushroom Log Kit
Anonymous
Squatty Potty
Anonymous
What is the age range and price range?

We had an office white elephant and someone brought in a set of plastic containers. The younger employees in their 20s were all trying to get them while the ones over 30 who lived in houses with kids had no interest -probably already had a bunch.

On Amazon search for the banana slicer and read the reviews. I'd do this and copy/paste/print out some of the more hilarious reviews.
Cuthbert
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Thanks for the information
Anonymous
Scrub daddy sponges. So useful. Beguiling smile.
Anonymous
Use your flex spending account to buy something like a first aid kit.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Toilet bowl brush


This is a good one, get the one in the little self-closing container.

You can also get one and pair it with poo-pourri.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Glow toilet light... Over 4,200 reviews don't lie! https://www.amazon.com/LumiLux-Advanced-16-Color-Internal-Detection/dp/B01M2ZI34E/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=glow+toilet&qid=1573651534&sr=8-1

This is brilliant. Not OP, but I may be buying this for my white elephant party.
Anonymous
Last year at our office party someone gave a big pack of plastic forks, spoons and knives. These are always in demand!
Anonymous
Fire extinguisher!
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