Practical White Elephant?
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Anonymous
| Tampon flask to smuggle your booze into concerts, sporting events, etc. I gave this at one of these parties and they fought over it. |
Anonymous
| 13:36 - the scalp massager is legit. I bought one for like $4 at Bed Bath Beyond and it's quite literally the best $4 I have ever spent. |
Anonymous
We have one...lol lifesaver. |
Anonymous
I may actually use this idea. Practical and cool yet the fact that it’s for a toilet is humorous. |
Anonymous
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Lint roller.
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Anonymous
| Card game. Or board game. |
Anonymous
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The Wine Rack let’s you hide wine in your bra:
The WineRack 200-008 The Wine Rack, Medium https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FYZZI2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_5dTZDbTEJ1J8D I guess it’s only practical for winos who drink red, but it gave me a chuckle. |
Anonymous
| A small reading light that you can attach to books. Love this. |
Anonymous
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Miralax
Mega package of toilet paper Case of cup-o-noodles A book for explaining sex to your kids. |
Anonymous
| A folder full of job applications to McDonalds, Taco Bell, grocery stores, convenience stores, car detailing places, etc. Include some nice pens and notepads with the "gift". |
Anonymous
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A box full of dental hygiene stuff: Couple tubes of toothpaste, a couple toothbrushes, dental floss, mouthwash.
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Anonymous
| Amazon has a fanny pack that looks like a hairy beer belly! |
Anonymous
| BlueQ is fun - "Get Along with Your Co-workers" gum, funny oven mitts, dish towels, and my personal favorite, "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" hand sanitizer. |
Anonymous
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Bandaids with children’s cartoons on them.
Ice scraper with attached waterproof mitten. Also, I adore my squatty potty. |