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My wife just acted like a b**** so I am chugging her milk straight out of the carton
That's right mfer, right out of the carton |
| I hate one of my coworkers. I have a cold and I licked her craisin and put it back in her pile of craisins on a napkin. |
I hope she doesn't mysteriously disappear and your dna points you out as a suspect. |
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When I was in my early 20's and had recently moved in with my husband (then boyfriend) and we got angry at each other, I bedazzled all the pockets of his favorite jeans.
We later went to therapy to learn how to communicate and argue productively. DH will still occasionally tease me if we disagree about something, that he needs to hide his jeans before going to sleep.
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| Dab of anchovy paste in a coworker’s shoes after she kept leaving her shoes in my cubby every weekend. We job shared and each had a small cubby to keep personal materials. She worked T-F and I worked Sat-M. I’d come in to find my cubby stuffed with her stuff, especially her shoes if she went to the gym after work. |
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Not so petty things I've read about:
* Wife hod loaded handgun in his travel bag, just before husband took a business trip. * Wife chainsawed house in half. I can't vouch for the truth of these reports. |
That is neither petty nor minor. |
| I liked the DCUM poster who popped all the inflatable Christmas decorations outside of her DH's AP's house. |
We like our tea very strong so one morning I made my DH a very weak tea that more resembled hot water. That's the only act of revenge I remember. Married for 14 years
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THta's disgusting. Please never do that again - feel free to exact revenge another way. |
| About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won. |
NP Hilarious. I laughed at the craisin licker. |
| I remember reading about salting the roses of your enenmy. But this is only for competitve gardening people |
OMG that is hilarious - did he find out it was you? |
that is brilliant but aren't you also kind of punishing yourself. |