Petty and minor acts of revenge

[Anonymous]

As a kid my old brother really bullied me. Once in a while, I would pour a full cup of water into each of his sneakers (his school shoes) at night In the morning he was puzzled and had to wear wet shoes all day.

[Anonymous]

If you have access to their phone, go in and just randomly delete 4-5 contacts.

[Anonymous]

I only thought crazies did stuff like this......

Until I read that P!nk sliced her husband’s tires a few months ago.

I guess this is more the norm now than I realized.

[Anonymous]

Water in sneakers is a really great idea. Should have tried one sneaker at a time, see if there was a different reaction.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won.

You are diabolical. I want to be your friend and plot with you.

My own petty revenge- at work a guy wanted to block a project I was working on and repeatedly involved himself in order to try to derail it. Once it was finished, with enormous success, I submitted him for an award for his contributions to the project.

Wow! I bow to you, brilliant. Yes, we should be friends (I'm the poster you replied to).
Do you have anything pending that I can help with?

Sure, someone lied and said that I insulted him by saying he lacked relevant training. Most people realize it's untrue, because my insults (while rare) are much meaner than the one he is claiming. Any ideas there?

This is a tough one. Does he report to you? Assuming no. If you work on projects together, make him the project leader and presenter (if that's part of the project). You solely do your part and he either shines or not. This is kind of lame. Need a bit more time to think about it. ~ your new friend in revenge

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As I was in the process of packing to leave my ex, he was full of resentment and as revenge shaved his pubic hairs and put the shavings in a pair of my shoes. Unknowingly, I went to put the shoes on and you can figure out the rest...

He also cut the chords to all three of my vibrators...

I really can't figure out the rest.

Op here, lol. I went to put the shoes on and I had just lotioned my feet, as such his pubic hairs were stuck to the soles of my feet. Nothing a washcloth couldn't fix, but it just solidified my reason for leaving him. Mind you he was the one who cheated.

[Anonymous]

I wanted to drip a few drops of juice from a tuna can on a coworker's chair so she'd question her hygiene but I chickened out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As I was in the process of packing to leave my ex, he was full of resentment and as revenge shaved his pubic hairs and put the shavings in a pair of my shoes. Unknowingly, I went to put the shoes on and you can figure out the rest...

He also cut the chords to all three of my vibrators...

I really can't figure out the rest.

Op here, lol. I went to put the shoes on and I had just lotioned my feet, as such his pubic hairs were stuck to the soles of my feet. Nothing a washcloth couldn't fix, but it just solidified my reason for leaving him. Mind you he was the one who cheated.

Thank you. I wanted to hear from you how that played out, and you did not disappoint. I love that visual of your hairy feet.