Petty and minor acts of revenge

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:An annoying coworker is always cruising the kitchen for snacks, leftovers, crumbs. She often eats food in fridge that is not hers. When there are donuts, muffins or pastries leftover from staff meetings or workshops, she will hoard them, leaving none. Every now and then we will toss the leftovers, or hide them and sit back and watch her search. Sometimes she'll ask people if they know what happened to the donuts.

Is she fat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:An annoying coworker is always cruising the kitchen for snacks, leftovers, crumbs. She often eats food in fridge that is not hers. When there are donuts, muffins or pastries leftover from staff meetings or workshops, she will hoard them, leaving none. Every now and then we will toss the leftovers, or hide them and sit back and watch her search. Sometimes she'll ask people if they know what happened to the donuts.

Is she fat?

No, not really

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:An annoying coworker is always cruising the kitchen for snacks, leftovers, crumbs. She often eats food in fridge that is not hers. When there are donuts, muffins or pastries leftover from staff meetings or workshops, she will hoard them, leaving none. Every now and then we will toss the leftovers, or hide them and sit back and watch her search. Sometimes she'll ask people if they know what happened to the donuts.

Is she fat?

No, not really

How are you not seeing a childhood of food instability and having compassion for that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I posted about this quite awhile back.

Really angry at a boyfriend who was keeping his ex as plan B. I found out he was still calling her etc., and broke it off. Then he moved her into his home not long after which I admit really ticked me off.

He was such a creep, but I still had the key to his house. Oh (I'm sticking to this part) I also left something in his home I needed to retrieve.

Knew they were both at work. Left a earring in the washer, put the toilet seat up, and some underwear halfway under the bed on the way out.

She moved out 2 weeks later.

I don’t understand why you put the toilet seat up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My DH never holds his gas even though I have repeatedly asked him to excuse himself so I took an upper decker in the bathroom only he uses!

Really? Poop in the tank? That seems particularly filthy and it's in your house so it impacts you. I'd have to have the toilet replaced. $$$

You may have contaminated the house water supply, genius.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won.

You are diabolical. I want to be your friend and plot with you.

My own petty revenge- at work a guy wanted to block a project I was working on and repeatedly involved himself in order to try to derail it. Once it was finished, with enormous success, I submitted him for an award for his contributions to the project.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:An annoying coworker is always cruising the kitchen for snacks, leftovers, crumbs. She often eats food in fridge that is not hers. When there are donuts, muffins or pastries leftover from staff meetings or workshops, she will hoard them, leaving none. Every now and then we will toss the leftovers, or hide them and sit back and watch her search. Sometimes she'll ask people if they know what happened to the donuts.

Is she fat?

No, not really

How are you not seeing a childhood of food instability and having compassion for that?

You cannot be serious with this comment. You just cannot.

[Anonymous]

I’ve never done anything like this. Am I too vanilla?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:An annoying coworker is always cruising the kitchen for snacks, leftovers, crumbs. She often eats food in fridge that is not hers. When there are donuts, muffins or pastries leftover from staff meetings or workshops, she will hoard them, leaving none. Every now and then we will toss the leftovers, or hide them and sit back and watch her search. Sometimes she'll ask people if they know what happened to the donuts.

Is she fat?

No, not really

How are you not seeing a childhood of food instability and having compassion for that?

You cannot be serious with this comment. You just cannot.

Show me where that level of compulsion and hoarding isn't rooted in something like food instability. Because that is not how secure people behave.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I posted about this quite awhile back.

Really angry at a boyfriend who was keeping his ex as plan B. I found out he was still calling her etc., and broke it off. Then he moved her into his home not long after which I admit really ticked me off.

He was such a creep, but I still had the key to his house. Oh (I'm sticking to this part) I also left something in his home I needed to retrieve.

Knew they were both at work. Left a earring in the washer, put the toilet seat up, and some underwear halfway under the bed on the way out.

She moved out 2 weeks later.

I don’t understand why you put the toilet seat up.

To make it look like DH was there, too.

[Anonymous]

I'd used to hide one shoe so people can't go out as act of revenge. Then I turned 10.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won.

You are diabolical. I want to be your friend and plot with you.

My own petty revenge- at work a guy wanted to block a project I was working on and repeatedly involved himself in order to try to derail it. Once it was finished, with enormous success, I submitted him for an award for his contributions to the project.

Wow! I bow to you, brilliant. Yes, we should be friends (I'm the poster you replied to).
Do you have anything pending that I can help with?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:An annoying coworker is always cruising the kitchen for snacks, leftovers, crumbs. She often eats food in fridge that is not hers. When there are donuts, muffins or pastries leftover from staff meetings or workshops, she will hoard them, leaving none. Every now and then we will toss the leftovers, or hide them and sit back and watch her search. Sometimes she'll ask people if they know what happened to the donuts.

Is she fat?

No, not really

How are you not seeing a childhood of food instability and having compassion for that?

You cannot be serious with this comment. You just cannot.

Show me where that level of compulsion and hoarding isn't rooted in something like food instability. Because that is not how secure people behave.

Np. OMG, even people with deep rooted issues are expected to behave in socially appropriate ways in the workplace.

Joe Creep in the cubicle next door was maybe neglected, molested, and otherwise treated terribly as a child. You still don't have compassion for his tendency to watch porn on his computer during work hours. Right?

[Anonymous]

Boyfriend’s ex kept harassing me, so I filed a restraining order against her. On the form, I added 15-20 pounds to her weight. Enough so that it was insulting, but close enough so that it could seem like a legitimate guess.

She called BF, livid about the order, but also yelled “AND I DO NOT WEIGH 145!” Ha.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won.

You are diabolical. I want to be your friend and plot with you.

My own petty revenge- at work a guy wanted to block a project I was working on and repeatedly involved himself in order to try to derail it. Once it was finished, with enormous success, I submitted him for an award for his contributions to the project.

Wow! I bow to you, brilliant. Yes, we should be friends (I'm the poster you replied to).
Do you have anything pending that I can help with?

Sure, someone lied and said that I insulted him by saying he lacked relevant training. Most people realize it's untrue, because my insults (while rare) are much meaner than the one he is claiming. Any ideas there?