Let's play a name game

[Anonymous]

Post the name of an ex and the next poster describes them/ your relationship based on their first name.

William.

[Anonymous]

William - Trust fund kid you met in college. You had a lot of fun together, but dplit because his mom didn't like you.


Paul.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:William - Trust fund kid you met in college. You had a lot of fun together, but dplit because his mom didn't like you.


Paul.

Paul left you to become a priest.

Eric.

[Anonymous]

Eric was a down-home good boy but ended up just being too conservative.

Devin.

[Anonymous]

Eric was super uptight, you couldn’t handle his lack of spontaneity and the sex was awful.

Justin

[Anonymous]

Justin liked anal sex.

George

[Anonymous]

Devin came across as the perfect all American charming bro but enjoyed being dominated and punished in bed. You found latex clothing hot and itchy and ended things.

Jason

[Anonymous]

Jason liked Justin

Henry

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jason liked Justin

Henry

Farm boy from Kansas, couldn’t deal with city life so moved home.

Zac

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jason liked Justin

Henry

Farm boy from Kansas, couldn’t deal with city life so moved home.

Zac

Zac was a Californian Adonis who cheated on you with your bff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jason liked Justin

Henry

Farm boy from Kansas, couldn’t deal with city life so moved home.

Zac

Zac was a Californian Adonis who cheated on you with your bff.

Forgot to post a name.

Adam.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jason liked Justin

Henry

Farm boy from Kansas, couldn’t deal with city life so moved home.

Zac

Zac was a Californian Adonis who cheated on you with your bff.

Forgot to post a name.

Adam.

Floppy-hair, nerdy but sexy boy. He still has a few mommy issues. (Full disclosure: I'm a mom to an Adam).

Clark.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jason liked Justin

Henry

Farm boy from Kansas, couldn’t deal with city life so moved home.

Zac

Zac was a Californian Adonis who cheated on you with your bff.

Forgot to post a name.

Adam.

Floppy-hair, nerdy but sexy boy. He still has a few mommy issues. (Full disclosure: I'm a mom to an Adam).

Clark.

Alabama farm boy who went to college on a football scholarship. You fell hard for each other and things were going well until you got accepted into.lae school. Then you guys just drifted apart. You still think of him from time to time and wonder if you should look him up.

John.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jason liked Justin

Henry

Farm boy from Kansas, couldn’t deal with city life so moved home.

Zac

Zac was a Californian Adonis who cheated on you with your bff.

Forgot to post a name.

Adam.

Floppy-hair, nerdy but sexy boy. He still has a few mommy issues. (Full disclosure: I'm a mom to an Adam).

Clark.

Alabama farm boy who went to college on a football scholarship. You fell hard for each other and things were going well until you got accepted into.lae school. Then you guys just drifted apart. You still think of him from time to time and wonder if you should look him up.

John.

John was a preppy Connecticut-born kid who was nice and charming but had many family secrets. A few came out by mistake and eventually, his stories began to slide and you didn’t know what to believe anymore. Oddly, this made you needier and eventually he faded out, claiming to need “space.”

Ryan

[Anonymous]

Ryan was a small town boy who made good and arrived at your fancy east coast school to play football. He was sweet and funny with his thick neck and massive quads and you fell for him right away. But his addiction to porn made it hard to have a relationship with a real female, and you eventually stopped returning his calls and started dating a skinny musicology major.

Drew.