The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

I hate them and I hate when they publish photos of their children but they all look completely normal here. You’re nuts.

Hi Lara! It is not “completely normal” to dress like that bare stomach at her age as a mother and have your fake boobs out and nipping at that in a holiday family photo. It is classless. And her body language is obviously creating distance from both the kids and husband. I would bet anything they don’t have sex with each other and she’s just counting down the months or years until some prenup clause kicks in. Photos like this are to showcase her availability.

You forgot to note the under-boob showing.

I don't know how anyone can look at her too lean form and think those books are real. Unless, of course, those are really turkey basters and she gave them both a squeeze to suck all the fat in her body into them.

There’s no under boob showing. Maybe what you’re seeing is the underwire? Her large fake boobs are actually well contained in the bikini top. If you’re going to work hard enough to have almost zero percent fat, I’m not surprised you’d want to show it off.

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Anonymous wrote:I like how she wears a cardigan to make that Russian grandma stripper corset number appropriate, but makes sure it’s open and just revealing enough to remind us that she’s still there.

Would that it were a cardigan. A cardigan would make it normal. But it's not. It's the sleeves of the dress.

Oh my dear. You’re right. Sigh.

Peak Russian stripper grandma.

Actually a great dress for Disneybounding as Belle. Totally looks like something the DeSantis wife would wear — she always looks like she Disneybounding.

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Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

I hate them and I hate when they publish photos of their children but they all look completely normal here. You’re nuts.

Hi Lara! It is not “completely normal” to dress like that bare stomach at her age as a mother and have your fake boobs out and nipping at that in a holiday family photo. It is classless. And her body language is obviously creating distance from both the kids and husband. I would bet anything they don’t have sex with each other and she’s just counting down the months or years until some prenup clause kicks in. Photos like this are to showcase her availability.

You forgot to note the under-boob showing.

I don't know how anyone can look at her too lean form and think those books are real. Unless, of course, those are really turkey basters and she gave them both a squeeze to suck all the fat in her body into them.

There’s no under boob showing. Maybe what you’re seeing is the underwire? Her large fake boobs are actually well contained in the bikini top. If you’re going to work hard enough to have almost zero percent fat, I’m not surprised you’d want to show it off.

I think the picture is fine but am disturbed by where her one nipple is. There’s on nipple showing and it seems weirdly placed and also weirdly large. It’s very distracting and I veto that bikini top for that reason alone. She does look like a gym addict but lots of people are, of both genders and both poltitical persuasions — not my thing but whatever. Just find a bikini that covers the nipples better!

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Anonymous wrote:I’m upset that this thread has gotten so bad I’ve felt the need to defend both Ivanka and Lara. They’ve given us so much ammunition to have fun without being crazy or too horrible and we keep falling short.

This applies:

I never trust a narcissist
But they love me
So I play 'em like a violin
And I make it look oh so easy
'Cause for every lie I tell them
They tell me three
This is how the world works
Now all he thinks about is me
I can feel the flames on my skin…

They say I did something bad
Then why's it feel so good?
They say I did something bad
But why's it feel so good?
Most fun I ever had
And I'd do it over and over and over again if I could
It just felt so good, good

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Anonymous wrote:I know we’ve prioritized talking about clothes but who the hell is this? She got an entirely new face! She looks like Jessica Simpson’s evil cousin.

Yup she’s done a lot of work in a little time.

The problem with the photo comparisons is her face/head is at different tilts/angles in these photos. She definitely has had chin work because TFG has a weak chin and passed it on to his kids.

As maybe Stephen Colbert (Jimmy Kimmel? It was a late night guy I think) said, “…and the man responsible for the lower half of all his children’s faces…” Who knew weak chins were a dominant trait?

It is insane that in the same breath that we’re criticizing her for having plastic surgery, we’re criticizing her for the original shape of her bones.

THIS!

I can’t stand her or her whole crooked family, but mocking the face she was born with is very different than mocking the dumbass clothing she CHOOSES.

Well it is "beauty" and fashion, and they are in the public eye, adults of their own choosing. Next you're going to tell us we can't talk about her brothers, Gums and Chin?

Talk about whatever you want, but it’s asinine to be the type of person who bullies someone about their looks to the point that said person becomes so insecure they resort to plastic surgery, and then turn around and bully them for getting plastic surgery.

Are you talking about Donald? Many people say he encouraged Ivanka to have the breast enlargement. Maybe around the time he said he’d date her if she was not his daughter.

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Melania is still wearing topcoats indoors, today at Rosalynn Carter’s memorial.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is still wearing topcoats indoors, today at Rosalynn Carter’s memorial.

She always looks so uncomfortable in her skin.

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I guess she and that lady in the third row wanted to stand out.

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Anonymous wrote:I know we’ve prioritized talking about clothes but who the hell is this? She got an entirely new face! She looks like Jessica Simpson’s evil cousin.

Yup she’s done a lot of work in a little time.

The problem with the photo comparisons is her face/head is at different tilts/angles in these photos. She definitely has had chin work because TFG has a weak chin and passed it on to his kids.

As maybe Stephen Colbert (Jimmy Kimmel? It was a late night guy I think) said, “…and the man responsible for the lower half of all his children’s faces…” Who knew weak chins were a dominant trait?

It is insane that in the same breath that we’re criticizing her for having plastic surgery, we’re criticizing her for the original shape of her bones.

THIS!

I can’t stand her or her whole crooked family, but mocking the face she was born with is very different than mocking the dumbass clothing she CHOOSES.

Well it is "beauty" and fashion, and they are in the public eye, adults of their own choosing. Next you're going to tell us we can't talk about her brothers, Gums and Chin?

Talk about whatever you want, but it’s asinine to be the type of person who bullies someone about their looks to the point that said person becomes so insecure they resort to plastic surgery, and then turn around and bully them for getting plastic surgery.

Are you talking about Donald? Many people say he encouraged Ivanka to have the breast enlargement. Maybe around the time he said he’d date her if she was not his daughter.

Sure. And do you aspire to be like him? My opinion is that if one of these woman is out there publicly criticizing other people’s physical appearance, like Donald does all the time, then they are fair game. Turnabout is fair play and all that. But I don’t know that I have ever heard Ivanka mocking someone’s physical appearance so even though I think the fashion bashin’ is in good fun, the bashing of her original appearance and plastic surgeries is just mean spirited and nasty.

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Anonymous wrote:I guess she and that lady in the third row wanted to stand out.

I loathe her but almost feel bad about this. Grey is clearly appropriate for a funeral but she stands out so much and seems inappropriate. Obvious she will never fit in.

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Anonymous wrote:I know we’ve prioritized talking about clothes but who the hell is this? She got an entirely new face! She looks like Jessica Simpson’s evil cousin.

Yup she’s done a lot of work in a little time.

The problem with the photo comparisons is her face/head is at different tilts/angles in these photos. She definitely has had chin work because TFG has a weak chin and passed it on to his kids.

As maybe Stephen Colbert (Jimmy Kimmel? It was a late night guy I think) said, “…and the man responsible for the lower half of all his children’s faces…” Who knew weak chins were a dominant trait?

It is insane that in the same breath that we’re criticizing her for having plastic surgery, we’re criticizing her for the original shape of her bones.

THIS!

I can’t stand her or her whole crooked family, but mocking the face she was born with is very different than mocking the dumbass clothing she CHOOSES.

Well it is "beauty" and fashion, and they are in the public eye, adults of their own choosing. Next you're going to tell us we can't talk about her brothers, Gums and Chin?

Talk about whatever you want, but it’s asinine to be the type of person who bullies someone about their looks to the point that said person becomes so insecure they resort to plastic surgery, and then turn around and bully them for getting plastic surgery.

Are you talking about Donald? Many people say he encouraged Ivanka to have the breast enlargement. Maybe around the time he said he’d date her if she was not his daughter.

Sure. And do you aspire to be like him? My opinion is that if one of these woman is out there publicly criticizing other people’s physical appearance, like Donald does all the time, then they are fair game. Turnabout is fair play and all that. But I don’t know that I have ever heard Ivanka mocking someone’s physical appearance so even though I think the fashion bashin’ is in good fun, the bashing of her original appearance and plastic surgeries is just mean spirited and nasty.

Maybe so, but also...who cares? She's a terrible person and deserves to have her feelings hurt. Probably not even possible though, being a narcissist like daddy and all.

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Anonymous wrote:I guess she and that lady in the third row wanted to stand out.

I loathe her but almost feel bad about this. Grey is clearly appropriate for a funeral but she stands out so much and seems inappropriate. Obvious she will never fit in.

All she has to do is take off her coat, presuming she has an appropriate dress underneath. That’s not a coat dress.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is still wearing topcoats indoors, today at Rosalynn Carter’s memorial.

She always looks so uncomfortable in her skin.

Earlier in the thread I theorized that her clothes are armor to her and I think this outfit is a good data point in favor of my theory. Everything she wears is meant to make her look less vulnerable, particularly these indoor coats she is so fond of.

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Anonymous wrote:I guess she and that lady in the third row wanted to stand out.

Laura Bush is in great shape. I don’t see Barack Obama or W.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is still wearing topcoats indoors, today at Rosalynn Carter’s memorial.

She always looks so uncomfortable in her skin.

Earlier in the thread I theorized that her clothes are armor to her and I think this outfit is a good data point in favor of my theory. Everything she wears is meant to make her look less vulnerable, particularly these indoor coats she is so fond of.

She's pretty thin. Maybe she's just cold.