Lauren Sanchez

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

He clearly likes that she dresses like a hooker. She was much more conservatively dressed 15 years ago when it would have been less bizarre to dress the way she does now.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

I don't see any benefits for him. But she could easily net $1bn in a divorce settlement even if the marriage is short. Then she can go back and find herself someone hot like her first athlete Baby Daddy.

Indeed. Her dating history is like Kim k pre Kanye. Bezos is delusional

[Anonymous]

Looks like she is a dominatrix who pegs him in the bedroom. If that’s the case, they’ll never break up without an eye-popping NDA.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

I don't see any benefits for him. But she could easily net $1bn in a divorce settlement even if the marriage is short. Then she can go back and find herself someone hot like her first athlete Baby Daddy.

He's never marrying her

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

I don't see any benefits for him. But she could easily net $1bn in a divorce settlement even if the marriage is short. Then she can go back and find herself someone hot like her first athlete Baby Daddy.

He's never marrying her

He will. But I predict it won't last. She'll cheat on him and drop him.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

I don't see any benefits for him. But she could easily net $1bn in a divorce settlement even if the marriage is short. Then she can go back and find herself someone hot like her first athlete Baby Daddy.

Yeah, Sergey Brin basically gave $1 billion to Nicole Shanahan to go away.

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone please post a picture of Zuckerberg's wife? I can't find one.

She knows how to dress.

Looks very Barbara Bush. Which is fine for BB, but looks stodgy on Priscilla.

Yup. She looks appropriate, but also like a boring old lady. Which is fine, but not anything commendable.

Hi Lauren. Not everyone goes for your trashy look.

Weird take. Not everyone finds a sweater suit (or whatever the heck that get up is) and giant pearls to be particularly fashionable.

Again, she looks fine. Just fine.

I can’t fathom having that much money and not having a personal stylist who would make me look chic. Clearly her husband has roaming eyes!

Maybe that’s what she’s going for? I wonder how much she’d walk away with in a divorce…

I wonder how happy she is with her life -- she wanted to do good became a pediatrician, but she's saddled with one of the worst plutocrats, and lately he's been vocally misogynistic

He's having a midlife crisis. I wouldn't be surprised to see a divorce.

+1 his public facing persona and views have changed a ton

I view her lack of effort in attire (at her wealth level) as phoning it in and not really wanting to be there. She doesn't want to be in the media pix.

[Anonymous]

Her rich ex Patrick married a stunning 39 year mother of two. Younger but not too young. Bezos looks like a damn fool with his nutjob old bag.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her rich ex Patrick married a stunning 39 year mother of two. Younger but not too young. Bezos looks like a damn fool with his nutjob old bag.

Wow nice looking couple.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her rich ex Patrick married a stunning 39 year mother of two. Younger but not too young. Bezos looks like a damn fool with his nutjob old bag.

Wow nice looking couple.

He looks creepy and way too old for her.

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He’s very handsome for his age and she’s breathtakingly stunning for her age. And presumably he’s very charming.

While Jeff looks like an ugly autistic nerd hopped up on steroids and Lauren looks like a transexual who has weekly appts with plastic surgeons.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her rich ex Patrick married a stunning 39 year mother of two. Younger but not too young. Bezos looks like a damn fool with his nutjob old bag.

Wow nice looking couple.

He looks creepy and way too old for her.

She is truly beautiful.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her rich ex Patrick married a stunning 39 year mother of two. Younger but not too young. Bezos looks like a damn fool with his nutjob old bag.

Wow nice looking couple.

He looks creepy and way too old for her.

She's gorgeous. He needs to lay off the facial work.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her rich ex Patrick married a stunning 39 year mother of two. Younger but not too young. Bezos looks like a damn fool with his nutjob old bag.

Wow nice looking couple.

He looks creepy and way too old for her.

+ 100.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He’s very handsome for his age and she’s breathtakingly stunning for her age. And presumably he’s very charming.

While Jeff looks like an ugly autistic nerd hopped up on steroids and Lauren looks like a transexual who has weekly appts with plastic surgeons.

He looks like a surgical muppety crypt keeper. You hate Lauren like that’s your job, that makes you happy which is bizarre. But you allegedly have eyes, right?