Lauren Sanchez

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone please post a picture of Zuckerberg's wife? I can't find one.

She knows how to dress.

Looks very Barbara Bush. Which is fine for BB, but looks stodgy on Priscilla.

Yup. She looks appropriate, but also like a boring old lady. Which is fine, but not anything commendable.

Hi Lauren. Not everyone goes for your trashy look.

Weird take. Not everyone finds a sweater suit (or whatever the heck that get up is) and giant pearls to be particularly fashionable.

Again, she looks fine. Just fine.

I can’t fathom having that much money and not having a personal stylist who would make me look chic. Clearly her husband has roaming eyes!

Maybe that’s what she’s going for? I wonder how much she’d walk away with in a divorce…

I wonder how happy she is with her life -- she wanted to do good became a pediatrician, but she's saddled with one of the worst plutocrats, and lately he's been vocally misogynistic

He's having a midlife crisis. I wouldn't be surprised to see a divorce.

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Anonymous wrote:Those on this thread might not believe me, but I'd never seen Sanchez until pictures from the inauguration were splashed around after the event. I knew Bezos had a new girlfriend but otherwise didn't know her (I could not care less about his WAGs but do care that he wields so much power).

So as someone who had not seen her previoiusly, I'm coming to this with no preconceived ideas about her and....

Yeah. Damn. Totally inappropriate and frankly an immature clothing choice. The "Look at ME" energy could not have been greater, unless maybe she'd chosen to remove the jacket.

But amid the discussion of her outfit, I don't want to lose sight of the fact that the uber-wealthy titans were not only in the prime places of honor at that event, they also got to bring their plus-ones to doll up, however objectionably, and perch next to them.

This, while there were real concerns that not even all members of Congress would be able to fit into the Rotunda, and certainly members weren't going to be allowed to bring guests. The signaling is more obvious than Sanchez's boobs: Screw Congress, we all know the titans are in charge now.

I think Bezos loves how she dresses and she's dressing for him and for herself. i found it tacky. Clearly Zuckerberg found it exciting. Even the uber-wealthy can be cheezy, inappropriate and icky, but they get away with it.

DP. I don’t even think Zuckerberg was looking on purpose. I’m a woman and I probably would have looked at such a weird outfit for the occasion. Now if she were Asian I could believe he might’ve been genuinely excited. Lauren very much does not seem his type.

He's a man. Men like boobs.

Not every man likes fake boobs though. And not every man likes old fake boobs.

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Anonymous wrote:So.....still no wedding?

Tick tock, tick tock.

What would be the benefit for him?

DP. None. Plus she’s been engaged a ton and only got one guy down the aisle and had the benefit of baby trapping then.

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The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

Will he trade her in for a younger model when she eventually does start showing some age? Or will he also be old enough that he stays put?

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

Will he trade her in for a younger model when she eventually does start showing some age? Or will he also be old enough that he stays put?

"Eventually" ? She does look her age and nobody is fooled. Obvs he's hitting an age range he deems appropriate for his public persona while keeping it fun. Will they grow old gracefully together? Probably not. It will be interesting to see his next pick!

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

Will he trade her in for a younger model when she eventually does start showing some age? Or will he also be old enough that he stays put?

I think it's hard to tell with Bezos. The more stereotypical thing would have been to go for a young model from the jump, but he's with Lauren, a totally age appropriate mom of 3.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

Will he trade her in for a younger model when she eventually does start showing some age? Or will he also be old enough that he stays put?

I think it's hard to tell with Bezos. The more stereotypical thing would have been to go for a young model from the jump, but he's with Lauren, a totally age appropriate mom of 3.

Honestly a woman who looks pretty good, down to F, and flies helicopters and in other ways shares his interests is probably a pretty small pool. Maybe there are some stunt women who are good looking who also have their license, or maybe he can swing by an airline and pick out their hottest pilots, but it’s a niche thing

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

Again what is the benefit of MARRIAGE? Do you really think she will break up with him if he doesn’t marry her? Not with someone better on the line.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

Will he trade her in for a younger model when she eventually does start showing some age? Or will he also be old enough that he stays put?

I think it's hard to tell with Bezos. The more stereotypical thing would have been to go for a young model from the jump, but he's with Lauren, a totally age appropriate mom of 3.

Honestly a woman who looks pretty good, down to F, and flies helicopters and in other ways shares his interests is probably a pretty small pool. Maybe there are some stunt women who are good looking who also have their license, or maybe he can swing by an airline and pick out their hottest pilots, but it’s a niche thing

This basically sounds like Danica Patrick if you replace helicopters with race cars. And the fact that someone else comes to mind suggests it’s not that hard to find when you’re that rich.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

Will he trade her in for a younger model when she eventually does start showing some age? Or will he also be old enough that he stays put?

I think it's hard to tell with Bezos. The more stereotypical thing would have been to go for a young model from the jump, but he's with Lauren, a totally age appropriate mom of 3.

Honestly a woman who looks pretty good, down to F, and flies helicopters and in other ways shares his interests is probably a pretty small pool. Maybe there are some stunt women who are good looking who also have their license, or maybe he can swing by an airline and pick out their hottest pilots, but it’s a niche thing

Let me know when he gets in a helicopter with only this idiot slut flying.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

He’s a lifelong nerd who is pussy whipped. She enjoys emasculating him for sport publicly. It’s pretty obvious.

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Anonymous wrote:The benefit for him is sex. And adoration. And someone fun and high energy. If she keeps that up. He’s happy. He pays. And she gets to have a fun life. As long as the sex and sexiness and affection is there they will be happy.

He could have all of those benefits with someone who doesn’t dress like a streetwalker (I don’t mean to shame sex workers but I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of better words, also I am becoming my mother). I think he likes the FU aspect of it. Look at me, I can do anything I want, I don’t have to follow any rules!

I don't see any benefits for him. But she could easily net $1bn in a divorce settlement even if the marriage is short. Then she can go back and find herself someone hot like her first athlete Baby Daddy.