Lauren Sanchez

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Anonymous wrote:She looks and acts mentally unwell.

I was not a fan initially but appreciated the fact that Bezos wasn’t cheating with a 20 year old model like most billionaires would. He chose someone age appropriate. So I begrudgingly gave them both points and bonus that ex wife walked away a multi billionaire herself. Not bad for her. Bezos clearly absolutely adores Sanchez. He literally faceplanted he was so anxious to open the door the blue origin spaceship to get to her. He couldn’t get there fast enough he’s so lovestruck. It was kind of sweet.

So I have to admire her game. She is 57 and is living her life like she’s in her 20’s. A super yacht that has a commissioned carving of her on the hull, luxury vacations we can’t even imagine, diamonds galore, parties with the elite, bachelorette parties in Europe and planning a wedding that will be the most incredible of all time. It’s like having a second chance at life. As a 50 something myself , it’s like a dream. She pulled this all off. Plus the world on the street that she is actually a nice person.

The world is literally her oyster and he loves her more than life. And I think she’s pretty despite the plastic. Bottom line. Love her or hate her, Lauren Sanchez freaking wins.

You’re talking about this like it’s Under the Tuscan Sun when really she’s freaking a troll for his pot of gold.

I don’t think so. I think they are both in love. He treats her very much like a business partner and also lover. There’s respect there. Sometimes she dresses trashy (she likes it herself and for him plus I think it’s the kid of an F you, we write our own rules to high society and Anna Wintour). But sometimes she looks classy and incredible. He worships her and I’m here for it.

They’re both so self absorbed though. It’s crazy to me that she would relocate with a boyfriend to the opposite coast without her kids and I feel like if the boyfriend wasn’t as rich as Jeff is everyone could acknowledge that their whole relationship is trashy. Does she like him? I agree he worships her but from the outside it looks like she spent a lifetime dating conventionally handsome men and then…Jeff.

I hear you, but is dating someone for their looks any better than dating someone for their money?

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Anonymous wrote:She looks and acts mentally unwell.

I was not a fan initially but appreciated the fact that Bezos wasn’t cheating with a 20 year old model like most billionaires would. He chose someone age appropriate. So I begrudgingly gave them both points and bonus that ex wife walked away a multi billionaire herself. Not bad for her. Bezos clearly absolutely adores Sanchez. He literally faceplanted he was so anxious to open the door the blue origin spaceship to get to her. He couldn’t get there fast enough he’s so lovestruck. It was kind of sweet.

So I have to admire her game. She is 57 and is living her life like she’s in her 20’s. A super yacht that has a commissioned carving of her on the hull, luxury vacations we can’t even imagine, diamonds galore, parties with the elite, bachelorette parties in Europe and planning a wedding that will be the most incredible of all time. It’s like having a second chance at life. As a 50 something myself , it’s like a dream. She pulled this all off. Plus the world on the street that she is actually a nice person.

The world is literally her oyster and he loves her more than life. And I think she’s pretty despite the plastic. Bottom line. Love her or hate her, Lauren Sanchez freaking wins.

You’re talking about this like it’s Under the Tuscan Sun when really she’s freaking a troll for his pot of gold.

I don’t think so. I think they are both in love. He treats her very much like a business partner and also lover. There’s respect there. Sometimes she dresses trashy (she likes it herself and for him plus I think it’s the kid of an F you, we write our own rules to high society and Anna Wintour). But sometimes she looks classy and incredible. He worships her and I’m here for it.

They’re both so self absorbed though. It’s crazy to me that she would relocate with a boyfriend to the opposite coast without her kids and I feel like if the boyfriend wasn’t as rich as Jeff is everyone could acknowledge that their whole relationship is trashy. Does she like him? I agree he worships her but from the outside it looks like she spent a lifetime dating conventionally handsome men and then…Jeff.

I hear you, but is dating someone for their looks any better than dating someone for their money?

She left someone rich for someone richer, and he left someone attractive for someone he found more attractive. So two kinds of shallow.

Just saw a clip of a guy saying "This is your reminder that as you age, you can look old or you can look weird. You can't look young again. You already did that."

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Anonymous wrote:I think this wedding better hurry up. She’s taking a very long time to lock this thing down. Trophy wives usually do it much quicker. But, then again, she’s a pro at this ..,

It’s definitely bogged down in pre-nup legal wrangling. Bezos doesn’t want to lose half his nut again.

I am sure he doesn't want to pay Lauren if they divorce, but I suspect there was very little drama in his first divorce. He looked terrible when it all came out. He was paying to clear his conscience (and honestly, he made all that money during the marriage).

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Sergey Brin coughed up $1 billion to be quickly rid of his crazy second wife. It was chump change to him.

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Anonymous wrote:I think this wedding better hurry up. She’s taking a very long time to lock this thing down. Trophy wives usually do it much quicker. But, then again, she’s a pro at this ..,

It’s definitely bogged down in pre-nup legal wrangling. Bezos doesn’t want to lose half his nut again.

I am sure he doesn't want to pay Lauren if they divorce, but I suspect there was very little drama in his first divorce. He looked terrible when it all came out. He was paying to clear his conscience (and honestly, he made all that money during the marriage).

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Sergey Brin coughed up $1 billion to be quickly rid of his crazy second wife. It was chump change to him.

Sergey’s crazy ex Nicole used part of that billion to fund RFK Jr’s crazy presidential bid. So we all lose when billionaires choose their partners badly

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Anonymous wrote:I think this wedding better hurry up. She’s taking a very long time to lock this thing down. Trophy wives usually do it much quicker. But, then again, she’s a pro at this ..,

It’s definitely bogged down in pre-nup legal wrangling. Bezos doesn’t want to lose half his nut again.

I am sure he doesn't want to pay Lauren if they divorce, but I suspect there was very little drama in his first divorce. He looked terrible when it all came out. He was paying to clear his conscience (and honestly, he made all that money during the marriage).

Sergey Brin coughed up $1 billion to be quickly rid of his crazy second wife. It was chump change to him.

I’m almost certain Brin was blackmailed. There was no need to pay her nearly a billion for a marriage that lasted a just over year. The whole thing is shady AF, including Nicole’s family background. The entire thing smells like a foreign honey trap.

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Anonymous wrote:She looks and acts mentally unwell.

I was not a fan initially but appreciated the fact that Bezos wasn’t cheating with a 20 year old model like most billionaires would. He chose someone age appropriate. So I begrudgingly gave them both points and bonus that ex wife walked away a multi billionaire herself. Not bad for her. Bezos clearly absolutely adores Sanchez. He literally faceplanted he was so anxious to open the door the blue origin spaceship to get to her. He couldn’t get there fast enough he’s so lovestruck. It was kind of sweet.

So I have to admire her game. She is 57 and is living her life like she’s in her 20’s. A super yacht that has a commissioned carving of her on the hull, luxury vacations we can’t even imagine, diamonds galore, parties with the elite, bachelorette parties in Europe and planning a wedding that will be the most incredible of all time. It’s like having a second chance at life. As a 50 something myself , it’s like a dream. She pulled this all off. Plus the world on the street that she is actually a nice person.

The world is literally her oyster and he loves her more than life. And I think she’s pretty despite the plastic. Bottom line. Love her or hate her, Lauren Sanchez freaking wins.

You’re talking about this like it’s Under the Tuscan Sun when really she’s freaking a troll for his pot of gold.

I don’t think so. I think they are both in love. He treats her very much like a business partner and also lover. There’s respect there. Sometimes she dresses trashy (she likes it herself and for him plus I think it’s the kid of an F you, we write our own rules to high society and Anna Wintour). But sometimes she looks classy and incredible. He worships her and I’m here for it.

They’re both so self absorbed though. It’s crazy to me that she would relocate with a boyfriend to the opposite coast without her kids and I feel like if the boyfriend wasn’t as rich as Jeff is everyone could acknowledge that their whole relationship is trashy. Does she like him? I agree he worships her but from the outside it looks like she spent a lifetime dating conventionally handsome men and then…Jeff.

Jeff is an autistic nerd. He’s being played. Everyone can see it but him.

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I need the Phoebe Buffay "My eyes!" meme for this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She looks and acts mentally unwell.

I was not a fan initially but appreciated the fact that Bezos wasn’t cheating with a 20 year old model like most billionaires would. He chose someone age appropriate. So I begrudgingly gave them both points and bonus that ex wife walked away a multi billionaire herself. Not bad for her. Bezos clearly absolutely adores Sanchez. He literally faceplanted he was so anxious to open the door the blue origin spaceship to get to her. He couldn’t get there fast enough he’s so lovestruck. It was kind of sweet.

So I have to admire her game. She is 57 and is living her life like she’s in her 20’s. A super yacht that has a commissioned carving of her on the hull, luxury vacations we can’t even imagine, diamonds galore, parties with the elite, bachelorette parties in Europe and planning a wedding that will be the most incredible of all time. It’s like having a second chance at life. As a 50 something myself , it’s like a dream. She pulled this all off. Plus the world on the street that she is actually a nice person.

The world is literally her oyster and he loves her more than life. And I think she’s pretty despite the plastic. Bottom line. Love her or hate her, Lauren Sanchez freaking wins.

Amen. If Lauren Sanchez can bag Jeff Bezos, any of us can do anything.

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Should have posted a close up of her cleavage.

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It’s crazy to me that she would relocate with a boyfriend to the opposite coast without her kids

This. Her now-teens were 11 and 13 when she divorced. The daughter turned 16 last month. You can’t parent on a day-to-day basis and run around at million dollar events on the other coast. Not shaming her bc she’s the mom; I feel the same way about dads who meet a new GF and then disappear. Kids don’t forget this stuff. Someone will chime in about the kids not caring bc of all the money involved. That’s not how kids think.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She looks and acts mentally unwell.

I was not a fan initially but appreciated the fact that Bezos wasn’t cheating with a 20 year old model like most billionaires would. He chose someone age appropriate. So I begrudgingly gave them both points and bonus that ex wife walked away a multi billionaire herself. Not bad for her. Bezos clearly absolutely adores Sanchez. He literally faceplanted he was so anxious to open the door the blue origin spaceship to get to her. He couldn’t get there fast enough he’s so lovestruck. It was kind of sweet.

So I have to admire her game. She is 57 and is living her life like she’s in her 20’s. A super yacht that has a commissioned carving of her on the hull, luxury vacations we can’t even imagine, diamonds galore, parties with the elite, bachelorette parties in Europe and planning a wedding that will be the most incredible of all time. It’s like having a second chance at life. As a 50 something myself , it’s like a dream. She pulled this all off. Plus the world on the street that she is actually a nice person.

The world is literally her oyster and he loves her more than life. And I think she’s pretty despite the plastic. Bottom line. Love her or hate her, Lauren Sanchez freaking wins.

You’re talking about this like it’s Under the Tuscan Sun when really she’s freaking a troll for his pot of gold.

I don’t think so. I think they are both in love. He treats her very much like a business partner and also lover. There’s respect there. Sometimes she dresses trashy (she likes it herself and for him plus I think it’s the kid of an F you, we write our own rules to high society and Anna Wintour). But sometimes she looks classy and incredible. He worships her and I’m here for it.

They’re both so self absorbed though. It’s crazy to me that she would relocate with a boyfriend to the opposite coast without her kids and I feel like if the boyfriend wasn’t as rich as Jeff is everyone could acknowledge that their whole relationship is trashy. Does she like him? I agree he worships her but from the outside it looks like she spent a lifetime dating conventionally handsome men and then…Jeff.

Jeff is an autistic nerd. He’s being played. Everyone can see it but him.

Not every nerd is autistic. Jeff is not autistic, does not seem autistic, and has never claimed to be autistic. It’s bad enough we have Elon Musk and Bill Gates we aren’t claiming Jeff Bezos.

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I just refuse to believe you can be rich and connected and have this terrible work. It doesn’t even look like she can close her mouth.

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Should have posted a close up of her cleavage.

Just picture two beach balls wrapped in tissue paper.

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This is body dysmorphic disorder (BDD), right?