The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

I have missed you all so very much.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12690703/ivanka-trump-42nd-birthday-celebration-testimony-fraud-trial.html

So friggin' weird.

Poor Ivanka. Maybe she should have saved some money from the photo shoot to pay for a babysitter. Budgeting is so hard.

[Anonymous]

This thread is my happy place

[Anonymous]

The sleeves on the pink dress are so long. They would fall into your food if you tried to eat anything.

[Anonymous]

Through the darkest days of the pandemic this thread gave me and one of my children great joy. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

I’ve missed you all. And those sleeves, hitched together with baby barrettes is on the top 5 of her worst outfits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
This is in the dictionary next to “mutton dressed as lamb.”

What does girlfriend have on her arms?

How can you be a billionaire and have the right strap of your dress falling off?

Why is Jared wearing a tee-shirt that looks like an undershirt while the boys wear button downs.

Why are the kids all named after Kennedys if they are MAGA Republicans?

Ppl don’t realize this. Arabella is the name of the baby JFK and Jackie Kennedy lost while in the WH. Joseph and Teddy are famous Kennedys, obv.

[Anonymous]

Why does she publish so many photos of herself and particularly of her children? Is she trying to launch a business based on her personal brand?

Given the amount toxicity of…everything…it’s shocking to me that she would publish all these photos of her children. Why not let them be private?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
This is in the dictionary next to “mutton dressed as lamb.”

What does girlfriend have on her arms?

How can you be a billionaire and have the right strap of your dress falling off?

Why is Jared wearing a tee-shirt that looks like an undershirt while the boys wear button downs.

Why are the kids all named after Kennedys if they are MAGA Republicans?

Ppl don’t realize this. Arabella is the name of the baby JFK and Jackie Kennedy lost while in the WH. Joseph and Teddy are famous Kennedys, obv.

Oh wow. Never knew this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
This is in the dictionary next to “mutton dressed as lamb.”

What does girlfriend have on her arms?

How can you be a billionaire and have the right strap of your dress falling off?

Why is Jared wearing a tee-shirt that looks like an undershirt while the boys wear button downs.

Why are the kids all named after Kennedys if they are MAGA Republicans?

Ppl don’t realize this. Arabella is the name of the baby JFK and Jackie Kennedy lost while in the WH. Joseph and Teddy are famous Kennedys, obv.

I thought she said Teddy was named after Theodore Roosevelt? I remember that because she was pregnant during the first election. I have an unfortunate visual in my mind of her introducing her father on a stage and him walking out and touching her in a way that was lingering. It was icky.

[Anonymous]

^^while pregnant

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The daughter is cute and considering what I see girls her age wear to mitzvah parties and dances, she dresses very conservatively and nicely!

Probably bc she’s got some meat on the bones. Not sure whose genes she got… maybe her maternal grandfather’s…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’ve missed you all. And those sleeves, hitched together with baby barrettes is on the top 5 of her worst outfits.

There is no better description of this dress or possibly anything else

ROFL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
This is in the dictionary next to “mutton dressed as lamb.”

What does girlfriend have on her arms?

How can you be a billionaire and have the right strap of your dress falling off?

Why is Jared wearing a tee-shirt that looks like an undershirt while the boys wear button downs.

Why are the kids all named after Kennedys if they are MAGA Republicans?

Ppl don’t realize this. Arabella is the name of the baby JFK and Jackie Kennedy lost while in the WH. Joseph and Teddy are famous Kennedys, obv.

I thought she said Teddy was named after Theodore Roosevelt? I remember that because she was pregnant during the first election. I have an unfortunate visual in my mind of her introducing her father on a stage and him walking out and touching her in a way that was lingering. It was icky.

I think this is why she still elicits pity from us (we are a hive mind at this point I guess) even though she is a huge grifter; with that man as her father she never even had a chance.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
This is in the dictionary next to “mutton dressed as lamb.”

What does girlfriend have on her arms?

How can you be a billionaire and have the right strap of your dress falling off?

Why is Jared wearing a tee-shirt that looks like an undershirt while the boys wear button downs.

Why are the kids all named after Kennedys if they are MAGA Republicans?

Ppl don’t realize this. Arabella is the name of the baby JFK and Jackie Kennedy lost while in the WH. Joseph and Teddy are famous Kennedys, obv.

I thought she said Teddy was named after Theodore Roosevelt? I remember that because she was pregnant during the first election. I have an unfortunate visual in my mind of her introducing her father on a stage and him walking out and touching her in a way that was lingering. It was icky.

I think this is why she still elicits pity from us (we are a hive mind at this point I guess) even though she is a huge grifter; with that man as her father she never even had a chance.

Yeah, if anyone goes back and watches that excerpt from the 2003 Johnson documentary Born Rich .... she seems so lost and sad. That girl really needed the kind of life where she married some nice normal boy from a middle class family, and they moved to Colorado or someplace and she had a comfortable UMC or nameless rich person's life. I think she actually would have really liked just being a mom and not having to grift her way through life to try to maintain her dad's image. In an parallel universe somewhere, she's a brunette carrying a little extra weight, drinking a PSL and wearing Tori Burch at the PTA meeting for some run of the mill private school who barely sees her dad.