The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone have an ID on that pink dress? Where does she find this stuff??

Fredericks of Hollywood…FL

*chef’s kiss* You nailed it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow! That article. I had to check to make sure it wasn't The Onion! As PPs have noted, there is SO much wrong with it! I struggle to understand how the author has journalist credentials. Has the magazine not hired an editor?

As a former horse girl, I am appalled when I see women riding astride in dresses and NO SHOES! Of all the pictures in the article, the one scene where shoes are needed is the only one she's barefoot in! Per the article, Lara came to the stable dressed appropriately, why have her cosplaying with the horse? But, I guess this is her Vogue fantasy shoot.....

"Lara guides us to her friend’s stables, where she greets a handsome dark bay German warmblood for her afternoon ride. She is wearing breeches, Italian boots, and a breathable shirt. "

https://www.iwf.org/2023/07/10/iwf-welcomes-caroline-downey-as-a-visiting-fellow/

That article is worth a read for its total weirdness

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here it is. So weird.
https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/mach-mach-crystal-bow-minidress-item-19614251.aspx

Over $1000 for that? Wow.

That’s with 50% off. Perhaps because Ivanka wore it?

[Anonymous]

I love all of you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12690703/ivanka-trump-42nd-birthday-celebration-testimony-fraud-trial.html

So friggin' weird.

What the hell is on her arms? She should switch outfits with her daughter. Why is Jared in his undershirt?

[Anonymous]

Her legs are heavily airbrushed.

I’m her age, 5’6, 113 lbs with great leges, and there is nooooo way my legs look that smooth in real life. They didn’t even look that way when I was 30 years old.

[Anonymous]

Jared and the boys were dressed by a stylist from The Gap while the girls were dressed by a stylist who was recently fired from a Victoria’s Secret shoot.

[Anonymous]

Did The Donald pick this dress?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You know what is really hard and really demoralizing? To have to try to maintain your "looks" and youth forever. To act 21 at 41 Glad to be a random nobody so I can age naturally. Of course some uber rich like Princess Caroline of Monaco don't try to fight it either. Maybe it's different in Europe.

Yes, you might end up looking like Kimberly Guilfoyle!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her legs are heavily airbrushed.

I’m her age, 5’6, 113 lbs with great leges, and there is nooooo way my legs look that smooth in real life. They didn’t even look that way when I was 30 years old.

So, because *your* legs don't look like that - Ivanka's legs couldn't possibly? Do you even hear yourself?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jared and the boys were dressed by a stylist from The Gap while the girls were dressed by a stylist who was recently fired from a Victoria’s Secret shoot.

Bahaha so accurate.

I am getting divorce vibes from this all. I pity Ivanka, married to this weirdo, daughter of a freak. At least she had one good outfit- but at the begging of this thread- 1000 pages ago, I definitely would not have predicted it would be 6 years later at Kim Kardashians birthday party. It’s just an extremely impressive run of bad fashion choices.

[Anonymous]

They are fully Miami-fied.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Her legs are heavily airbrushed.

I’m her age, 5’6, 113 lbs with great leges, and there is nooooo way my legs look that smooth in real life. They didn’t even look that way when I was 30 years old.

So, because *your* legs don't look like that - Ivanka's legs couldn't possibly? Do you even hear yourself?

Yep. It’s an airbrushed photo. Don’t fall for it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think a stylist dropped off those dresses and the names on them were switched.

Yes! I wanted to subtitle this photo—In Which the Adults are Dressed Likd Children and the Children Are Dressed Like Adults.
I like her daughter’s dress but it’s a little matronly for her age. And why is Jared wearing a tee short? The boys have colored shirts.
But the pink thing is awful — like the worst rack at forever 21.

This!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Her legs are heavily airbrushed.

I’m her age, 5’6, 113 lbs with great leges, and there is nooooo way my legs look that smooth in real life. They didn’t even look that way when I was 30 years old.

So, because *your* legs don't look like that - Ivanka's legs couldn't possibly? Do you even hear yourself?

DP but absolutely *nothing* about Ivanka is natural, why would assume her legs are? Do you even hear yourself?