The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow! That article. I had to check to make sure it wasn't The Onion! As PPs have noted, there is SO much wrong with it! I struggle to understand how the author has journalist credentials. Has the magazine not hired an editor?

As a former horse girl, I am appalled when I see women riding astride in dresses and NO SHOES! Of all the pictures in the article, the one scene where shoes are needed is the only one she's barefoot in! Per the article, Lara came to the stable dressed appropriately, why have her cosplaying with the horse? But, I guess this is her Vogue fantasy shoot.....

"Lara guides us to her friend’s stables, where she greets a handsome dark bay German warmblood for her afternoon ride. She is wearing breeches, Italian boots, and a breathable shirt. "

https://www.iwf.org/2023/07/10/iwf-welcomes-caroline-downey-as-a-visiting-fellow/

This is not journalism. I think it is dead.

[Anonymous]

It’s just lazy. The article is lazy, the photo shoot is lazy, the song recording is lazy. She sounds sedated. If you’re going to do a publicity stunt please at least try hard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s just lazy. The article is lazy, the photo shoot is lazy, the song recording is lazy. She sounds sedated. If you’re going to do a publicity stunt please at least try hard.

+1
At least get some product placement in there!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s just lazy. The article is lazy, the photo shoot is lazy, the song recording is lazy. She sounds sedated. If you’re going to do a publicity stunt please at least try hard.

+1
At least get some product placement in there!

The lighting is better! But they all wish they were Ivanka I think. She got $2b in Saudi money and all Eric Trump got was charged with fraud.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s just lazy. The article is lazy, the photo shoot is lazy, the song recording is lazy. She sounds sedated. If you’re going to do a publicity stunt please at least try hard.

+1
At least get some product placement in there!

The lighting is better! But they all wish they were Ivanka I think. She got $2b in Saudi money and all Eric Trump got was charged with fraud.

Her face looks different here. Can someone place this photo side by side with her in the yellow boob dress?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s just lazy. The article is lazy, the photo shoot is lazy, the song recording is lazy. She sounds sedated. If you’re going to do a publicity stunt please at least try hard.

+1
At least get some product placement in there!

The lighting is better! But they all wish they were Ivanka I think. She got $2b in Saudi money and all Eric Trump got was charged with fraud.

Her face looks different here. Can someone place this photo side by side with her in the yellow boob dress?

wouldnt that be comparing different blond trumps?

[Anonymous]

Those Lara horse pictures look like something from a vaguely porny cheap video game where she is the blonde medieval princess being pursued by someone modeled on Conan the barbarian.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What is going on with the boobs here? Sheer across the waist with foam cups for the boobs she's busting out of? I'd like it if it were fully lined.

That is a weeeeeird dress. But does feel like it fits with her "her retired Russian escort moves to Florida hoping to land a new catch" persona.

DYING

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wanted to see if I could find the horse, but it’s not hers. It’s from a photo shoot for a conservative fashion magazine and they used her friend’s barn and horse it says.

It’s weird that they used this one because the one with the ropes is a much better photo. This one looks like an outtake.

I think the dress is fine. All horse fashion shoots are kind of dumb.

The article is SO WHINY. I don’t think that’s going to work as a commercial venture. It’s not aspirational to be so butt hurt.

https://www.theconservateur.com/interviews/inside-lara-trumps-world

Wow. That article is something else. I can’t imagine a liberal parallel.

Yeah. My comments on it belong on the politics forum, but that could have been written about Helen Smith in Man in the High Castle. Jesus.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I mean seriously how can this be a premiere conservative fashion magazine with such low standards? The light is bad. The horse is wearing rubber bell boots. We’re looking at the gate of a paddock where the grass has worn down.
If you’re going to bother to put on a gown and sit at least take the bell boots off and go stand by a tree, no?

Vogue would never.

The purpose of this magazine is not to be a legitimate fashion magazine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I mean seriously how can this be a premiere conservative fashion magazine with such low standards? The light is bad. The horse is wearing rubber bell boots. We’re looking at the gate of a paddock where the grass has worn down.
If you’re going to bother to put on a gown and sit at least take the bell boots off and go stand by a tree, no?

Vogue would never.

The purpose of this magazine is not to be a legitimate fashion magazine.

It’s pure political propaganda packaged as a ladies magazine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I mean seriously how can this be a premiere conservative fashion magazine with such low standards? The light is bad. The horse is wearing rubber bell boots. We’re looking at the gate of a paddock where the grass has worn down.
If you’re going to bother to put on a gown and sit at least take the bell boots off and go stand by a tree, no?

Vogue would never.

The purpose of this magazine is not to be a legitimate fashion magazine.

It’s pure political propaganda packaged as a ladies magazine.

Yes but it’s not GOOD political propaganda. I don’t think anyone wants to be that whiny. It’s ridiculous. She’s rich, she’s fit, she’s powerful but she spends all her time thinking about how in New York her kids might have been exposed to Everywhere Babies? It’s so lame.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I mean seriously how can this be a premiere conservative fashion magazine with such low standards? The light is bad. The horse is wearing rubber bell boots. We’re looking at the gate of a paddock where the grass has worn down.
If you’re going to bother to put on a gown and sit at least take the bell boots off and go stand by a tree, no?

Vogue would never.

The purpose of this magazine is not to be a legitimate fashion magazine.

It’s pure political propaganda packaged as a ladies magazine.

Yes but it’s not GOOD political propaganda. I don’t think anyone wants to be that whiny. It’s ridiculous. She’s rich, she’s fit, she’s powerful but she spends all her time thinking about how in New York her kids might have been exposed to Everywhere Babies? It’s so lame.

I'm glad your read is that it's lame. That's hopeful. Because this is white nationalist propaganda

[Anonymous]

I actually kind of like this one. At Kim K's birthday party last night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I actually kind of like this one. At Kim K's birthday party last night.

Darn, I like it, too. It doesn't look totally insane.