The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wanted to see if I could find the horse, but it’s not hers. It’s from a photo shoot for a conservative fashion magazine and they used her friend’s barn and horse it says.

It’s weird that they used this one because the one with the ropes is a much better photo. This one looks like an outtake.

I think the dress is fine. All horse fashion shoots are kind of dumb.

The article is SO WHINY. I don’t think that’s going to work as a commercial venture. It’s not aspirational to be so butt hurt.

https://www.theconservateur.com/interviews/inside-lara-trumps-world

Wow. That article is something else. I can’t imagine a liberal parallel.

[Anonymous]

Other horse picture - the caption: The ultimate all-American woman. Lara rides off in a blush cheer gauze gown belted with clustered pearls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wouldn't it be difficult to ride a horse in a ballgown without a saddle?

Sitting and riding are not the same thing.

I hope the horse didn’t catch anything from her crotch germs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wouldn't it be difficult to ride a horse in a ballgown without a saddle?

Sitting and riding are not the same thing.

I hope the horse didn’t catch anything from her crotch germs.

This is why I DCUM.

[Anonymous]

There there no stirrups on that horse or did they photoshop them out?

[Anonymous]

Okay sorry just realized there’s no saddle at all. Bridle, but no saddle. Weird.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Other horse picture - the caption: The ultimate all-American woman. Lara rides off in a blush cheer gauze gown belted with clustered pearls.

Blush cheer!?

[Anonymous]

That picture is better but still technically a very bad photo, no? I feel like I could take a better photo with my iPhone.

Some of the other ones are good so maybe they just ran out of time or something.

[Anonymous]

I mean seriously how can this be a premiere conservative fashion magazine with such low standards? The light is bad. The horse is wearing rubber bell boots. We’re looking at the gate of a paddock where the grass has worn down.
If you’re going to bother to put on a gown and sit at least take the bell boots off and go stand by a tree, no?

Vogue would never.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wouldn't it be difficult to ride a horse in a ballgown without a saddle?

Sitting and riding are not the same thing.

I hope the horse didn’t catch anything from her crotch germs.

My thoughts exactly.

The poor horse!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wanted to see if I could find the horse, but it’s not hers. It’s from a photo shoot for a conservative fashion magazine and they used her friend’s barn and horse it says.

It’s weird that they used this one because the one with the ropes is a much better photo. This one looks like an outtake.

I think the dress is fine. All horse fashion shoots are kind of dumb.

The article is SO WHINY. I don’t think that’s going to work as a commercial venture. It’s not aspirational to be so butt hurt.

https://www.theconservateur.com/interviews/inside-lara-trumps-world

Wow. That article is something else. I can’t imagine a liberal parallel.

Uh, it doesn’t seem like Lara is aware she wasn’t the First Lady. The complaints in that article were bizarre. Like alternative universe bizarre! Where are kids learning to hate America in school?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I mean seriously how can this be a premiere conservative fashion magazine with such low standards? The light is bad. The horse is wearing rubber bell boots. We’re looking at the gate of a paddock where the grass has worn down.
If you’re going to bother to put on a gown and sit at least take the bell boots off and go stand by a tree, no?

Vogue would never.

... I don't think it's such a premiere magazine. Did you read the article? I tried to but couldn't get through more than a couple of paragraphs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wanted to see if I could find the horse, but it’s not hers. It’s from a photo shoot for a conservative fashion magazine and they used her friend’s barn and horse it says.

It’s weird that they used this one because the one with the ropes is a much better photo. This one looks like an outtake.

I think the dress is fine. All horse fashion shoots are kind of dumb.

The article is SO WHINY. I don’t think that’s going to work as a commercial venture. It’s not aspirational to be so butt hurt.

https://www.theconservateur.com/interviews/inside-lara-trumps-world

Wow. That article is something else. I can’t imagine a liberal parallel.

Omg, so delusional — total political propaganda, thinly veiled as a fashion article.

The article begins with this “Lara Trump warmly invites The Conservateur into her family’s secluded slice of paradise, exuding a cool Hollywood glamour in biker shorts, a tank top, and glittery baby pink Golden Goose sneakers.” Nothing says Hollywood glamour like biker shorts!

It’s chock full of insults to people who aren’t part of MAGA.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I mean seriously how can this be a premiere conservative fashion magazine with such low standards? The light is bad. The horse is wearing rubber bell boots. We’re looking at the gate of a paddock where the grass has worn down.
If you’re going to bother to put on a gown and sit at least take the bell boots off and go stand by a tree, no?

Vogue would never.

That’s an oxymoron.

[Anonymous]

Wow! That article. I had to check to make sure it wasn't The Onion! As PPs have noted, there is SO much wrong with it! I struggle to understand how the author has journalist credentials. Has the magazine not hired an editor?

As a former horse girl, I am appalled when I see women riding astride in dresses and NO SHOES! Of all the pictures in the article, the one scene where shoes are needed is the only one she's barefoot in! Per the article, Lara came to the stable dressed appropriately, why have her cosplaying with the horse? But, I guess this is her Vogue fantasy shoot.....

"Lara guides us to her friend’s stables, where she greets a handsome dark bay German warmblood for her afternoon ride. She is wearing breeches, Italian boots, and a breathable shirt. "

https://www.iwf.org/2023/07/10/iwf-welcomes-caroline-downey-as-a-visiting-fellow/