I want you to lose weight. It is messing with our sex life and sometimes in certain positions, i think your belly gets in the way |
I hate your father and whenever i see him come out in you, i think about divorcing you |
+1 |
I wish you would lose 20lbs. You’re 30 overweight but you were hot at -20. They say overweight people don’t see it and I believe it. Your rationalization is that you’ve been the same weight for the last 10 years but we haven’t been to the gym in 6yrs and your extra weight is all fat now and very unattractive. |
No, they don't. I've never gotten off from oral sex, but I do get off from PIV. A vibrator works but not a tongue or fingers, I don't know why. I've told my husband and he still spends some time doing it, which is fine, but I could honestly skip it. |
Sometimes I let you win at Words With Friends because I know you hate losing to me but I'm just better at word games than you are. |
Divorce |
I'm just like your wife! The only thing I want in there is my DH's penis. I'm also very happy to give my DH a BJ as it works for me as well. PP should just lay back and enjoy what his wife is doing as most guys seem to rarely get one. |