For some reason I’m attracted to a c-suite person at work (who is also my mentor) and I feel incredibly guilty for even thinking that. And yet... |
That you’re like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
Being a decent athlete in high school doesn’t make you a phenomenal athlete at 40. Nobody cares how good you were. When your mom tells you that you were voted best athlete in the state at age 14, she’s lying. Or delusional. You were never going to have an NFL career. Stop telling people that you are one of the greatest athletes of all time. You’re fat, out of shape, and come across as crazy. And your obsession with CrossFit is obnoxious. If you spent a fraction of the time actually working out as you do on watching CrossFit videos and talking about CrossFit, you wouldn’t be so fat. You criticize everyone else for being lazy, but nearly every day you sleep in, then spend the entire evening on the couch. You’re a hypocrite. |
+1 |
I don't enjoy sex with you. Please find a side chick. |
Quit telling me you want to sex with me, but you just "can't. If you wanted to have sex with me, you would, it's that simple and everything else you say just makes me feel like shit. I've accepted it, shut up and let's make the most of this sexless marriage until our kids go to college and I leave you. |
You will lose your job. Or, your mentor will learn never to mentor another female (or male or Transgender or any one who might get the wrong idea). After all of the "Me Too" movememt, you are fantasizing about a c-suite person? When your fantasy becomes reality and he doesn't promote you, you will post on Twitter that he abused and raped you. |
Wow. So many levels of derangement here. |
+1 Geez that went south fast. |
The kids and I need you to take better care of yourself. We both lost a parent as young adults - why isn't this more important to you? |
Looks like 13:11 and 14:46 should get together. |
I could say this exact same thing, OP. |
Lol Al Bundy part 2 |
Why is it that you won't let me go down on you yet you give me BJ's? It can't be because I'm bad at it because it never happens. Don't all women love it? Other than that the sex is really good. |
Believe it or not, the answer is no, and not all women are the same. |
Tell him. He will thank you for it. |