My wife hates my beard...I just think she is jelious because her face is cold and mine is warm

[Anonymous]

If it’s clean, sure, go ahead.
My husband is Asian and hardly ever needs to shave. I don’t have those problems

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. My beard is practical: it keeps my face warm. It really does. If I could grow ear muffs, I would. I envy my dog who has a warm coat.

Oh, and my dog loves the beard. My DD thinks it is awesome.

After about 2 weeks, my beard is also soft/not scratchy.

It is never smelly -- I shower every day and wash my beard like I wash my hair/face.

I know this is not the explicit forum so I'll try to be vague, but when my husband has a beard it is not comfortable for me when he goes south. That's one of the main reasons I do not like him to wear a beard. When he has a beard, my drive diminishes and we have less sex.

I only recently grew a beard and I spend more time in the South than most any man you know. It can be an issue when it's first growing in but also, he just needs a few minor adjustments to his technique to solve that issue. Bring it up, if you haven't.

[Anonymous]

OP, your face is cold? What a baby. What a lame reason for a beard in the DMV where it’s barely cold.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, your face is cold? What a baby. What a lame reason for a beard in the DMV where it’s barely cold.

This thread is three years old, people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Beards are so nasty and look stupid on most men.

Unless you resemble Santa Claus or can pull off the very light scruffy beard look, you need to shave it.

Beards make most men look fat, dirty, unkempt and stupid.

What the hell? Most men grow hair from their face. It’s normal. It’s not gross. You have issues. You probably also like a shorn crotch which is just bizarre and a sign of sexual hang ups. I love beards, OP. I mean, who doesn’t want to feel his manliness on your neck and thighs? Mmm

[Anonymous]

I wish my DH could grow a beard! I love them.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OP, your face is cold? What a baby. What a lame reason for a beard in the DMV where it’s barely cold.

OP Here. The 2016-2017 beard is long since gone. 2017-2018 lasted from around Halloween to Saint Patty's Day....2018-2019: Vet Day to Presidents day.

There was an out of season beard in the summer of 2019 due to shoulder surgery (unable to shave), but that came off as soon as I could lift my arm.

And the 2019-2020 beard got a late start -- I started it on my Birthday (Early Dec). It will come off when I am certain there are no more frigid days.

As for wife reaction's, she has no interest my my ding-a-ling at any time. Mid 50's for me, early 50's for her. Oh, without the beard, I look 20 years younger (no grey hair on head, but a grey beard).

I love this thread is here. I was going to respond, and realized I was the OP years ago.

Oh, for those that do not know Danny Espinosa, he played 2nd/SS for the Nat's from about 2011-2016. He could grow a beard in minutes. Like, he is clean shaven in the first game of a double header, and a full beard in the second. He also could not hit the ball, so the Nats traded him when they got Murphy.

[Anonymous]

My husband knows I hate beards and if he wants some intimacy he needs to be clean shaven. He doesn’t complain.

[Anonymous]

Your face. It may not be my thing, but it is your face.

The only time I gave my husband shit about his beard (which looks good on him, although I preferred clean shaven) was when he let it go and it got unkempt. It got really really scraggly. And I asked him to trim it.

He refused.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Beards are so nasty and look stupid on most men.

Unless you resemble Santa Claus or can pull off the very light scruffy beard look, you need to shave it.

Beards make most men look fat, dirty, unkempt and stupid.

+1000. Another beard hater. Add gross and too lazy to shave.