Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

Imagine if your neighbors knew you had sex. Quelle horreur!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP: Please leave out something more embarrassing next week and report back.

Ideally, threesome pornography involving a Latina!

[Anonymous]

I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.

Why would birth control be embarrassing?

Because these particular ones were intended to increase enjoyment. They were not just for family planning.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

Imagine if your neighbors knew you had sex. Quelle horreur!

A sex ramp is a little freakier than run-of-the-mill sex. I wouldn't mind if they saw a condom wrapper, for example, but a sex ramp is a little tmi.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

Imagine if your neighbors knew you had sex. Quelle horreur!

What the hell? Who needs some huge pillow like that? Why???

As your neighbor, you could set that thing out curbside and I would not know what it was. Put it in a contractor's bag and toss it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.

Why would birth control be embarrassing?

Because these particular ones were intended to increase enjoyment. They were not just for family planning.

If she was studying your box of condoms then she deserves to see what she saw. I really doubt it was that shocking to her. It's a freakin' condom.

[Anonymous]

My takeaway from this thread is that sex wedge pillows don't perform as advertised.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My takeaway from this thread is that sex wedge pillows don't perform as advertised.

Sounds like something you would use with an inflatable doll, lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.

what is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

Imagine if your neighbors knew you had sex. Quelle horreur!

What the hell? Who needs some huge pillow like that? Why???

As your neighbor, you could set that thing out curbside and I would not know what it was. Put it in a contractor's bag and toss it.

The wedge is awesome btw. I credit it with conception of my current pregnancy when we were exhausted and frustrated by not getting pregnant after Over a year of trying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.

what is wrong with you people?

I think that post was intended as sarcasm or satire or something along those lines.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.

what is wrong with you people?

I think that post was intended as sarcasm or satire or something along those lines.

Let's hope so, for the sake of humanity.

[Anonymous]

If I had $50 for every giant pack of condoms I've ever seen....

[Anonymous]

Were there actually 3633672748346 condoms, and that ja where the embarrassment is coming from?