Ever meet a mom whos so smug about the stupidest things?

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Anonymous wrote:I am a single dad of a toddler, and there is a mother in my building that I try to avoid at all costs. Every single thing she says comes back around to my daughter not having a mother.

"Oh, look at your pretty yellow dress! Your daddy must not know all girls love pink." Then to me, "I know she doesn't have a mother so you have no way of knowing this, but pink is the way to go. Any time there's a pink option, pick that. And if a store doesn't have pink, ask."

She actually believes she's helping me. Never mind that my daughter picked out her own yellow dress when we were in the store.

The woman does this EVERY TIME we run into each other in the elevator. I have taken to giving my daughter piggy back rides and taking the stairs to avoid her.

Sounds risky to do a piggyback ride on the stairs. That's not a good parenting skill.

Really? Because I think it's excellent multi-tasking: avoiding horrible people and great exercise.

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Anonymous wrote:Ok call me smug or whatever but I am hoping to be able to keep my now 7 mos old boy away from commercialized characters as much as possible. (Although I think the male characters aren't as bad as the girls -- the female characters have impossible body shapes and beauty.) I suppose Dora is different...not sure bc my last encounter with baby world was pre-Dora

but disney characters, female superheroes, all pinched waists and ridiculous beauty. eff that.

not sure yet what to replace it with, however!

Umm, your child is only 7 MONTHS old!! Come back and talk to us when he's seven YEARS old!!!!

Don't let others discourage you, PP. I feel strongly that the stories that feed my child's mind should be of the highest possible caliber, so I am one of those crazy moms who limits media consumption and "characters."

I agree it is impossible for most families, because if you stick your kid in daycare then preschool, then public, you lose control over what they are exposed to from friends and from classroom materials. I kept mine with a like-minded nanny, then sent them to a character-free preschool, and they are about to start a character-free elementary program. I know others who have stayed home partly for this reason. I may seem like a silly priority for some, but if you want to, you can make it work.

When my then-3-year-old saw Dora at the white House Egg Roll 2 years ago, she yelled, "Look! It's the girl from my pull-ups!" Only assocition for her. She is now 5 and in the princess phase, but the only Disney princess she knows is Merida (an intentional choice on my part). Other than that, we look for stories about princesses and queens who display bravery, sacrifice, leadership, and--most importantly--ownership of their choices. Her peer group is friends from her school and we have had only one princess birthday party so far. Her brother is right there too.

You can think this is a stupid or wasteful priority, but if you think it's impossible, you're wrong.

What on earth is a character free preschool and public school? If you actually think these exist outside of locking your kid at home you are a NUTCASE.

The goal is a character-free WORLD, don't you see! This kid will end up seriously deranged.

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. This thread took an interesting turn but I guess I just want to clarify that I thought it was just an odd thing to brag about, which she clearly was doing. Also, I personally think she has her head in the sand if she thinks her DD who has been in daycare, preschool, and soon pr K has never heard of "any licensed character". I also thought it was rude bc she was basically putting down the hosts entertainment.

OP, my sister and BIL were like that. Niece had no idea about the licensed characters. They do not have a TV and NEVER take her to movies EVER. They now let her watch certain things on their iPod though. Turns out she was sad because she had no idea what kids were talking about at school--she will be 8 soon. She loves Spongebob. She has never seen the show, just loves the character. My sister and BIL are absolutely appalled by this. I just laugh because they are delusion idiots. It's one thing to learn and limit exposure (or use it as a teachable moment about body image etc...). It's another to make it taboo.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. We were once at the Playseum on the Hill playing in the pizza kitchen and this mom came in with her kid and loudly explained "oh we've never eaten this, have we?" We ignored her and kept playing. Her dd asked mine for the pepperoni and I smirked. The mom hurriedly said "oh, she must have learned that from your kid because we don't eat pizza." Thing is...we follow a faith that doesn't allow pork. Also, this whole family was really overweight. I remember thinking that maybe they weren't eating pizza, but they aren't exactly all munching exclusively on organic celery and tofu either.

I bet I know who this is!! If you just ran into her at the Playseum, you may not know but she has certain banned items, mostly sugar & pre-packaged stuff for little Larla, but almost everything in their kitchen is a giant carbfest! Social gatherings at their place involve muffins, cakes, fruit, and sweetened yogurt. No veggies, no protein, and no full fat dairy but plenty of complaints about how hard it is to lose weight.

Holy shit, are we really slagging on other Hill moms for being overweight on anon forums? Come on ladies. It is not jr high anymore. Grow the fuck up. I would rather eat sweetened yogurt (gasp!) at that mom's house than "protein" in your miserable company.

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Anonymous wrote:I bet I know who this is!! If you just ran into her at the Playseum, you may not know but she has certain banned items, mostly sugar & pre-packaged stuff for little Larla, but almost everything in their kitchen is a giant carbfest! Social gatherings at their place involve muffins, cakes, fruit, and sweetened yogurt. No veggies, no protein, and no full fat dairy but plenty of complaints about how hard it is to lose weight.

Not everybody is on the paleo diet. (Or is it the Weston Price diet?) And there actually is protein in yogurt.

I didn't realize paleo (what's Westin?) families had a monopoly on serving up veggies, protein, and full fat dairy to their kids.

No, but they may have a monopoly on thinking that vegetables, protein, and full-fat dairy is what people ought to be eating, especially if they want to lose weight, and on putting fruit in the "giant carbfest" category with muffins, cakes, and sweetened yogurt.

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. This thread took an interesting turn but I guess I just want to clarify that I thought it was just an odd thing to brag about, which she clearly was doing. Also, I personally think she has her head in the sand if she thinks her DD who has been in daycare, preschool, and soon pr K has never heard of "any licensed character". I also thought it was rude bc she was basically putting down the hosts entertainment.

You think the Disney hate is an odd thing to brag about? I FUCKING HATE DISNEY. It is the WORST SHIT EVER. Plenty of people think Disney is teaching the wrong thing to kids, especially little girls. Their main message: you can't/shouldn't go through life without a man.

But I don't mention it at all when I'm talking to people. So I'm not bragging about it or anything. We watch plenty of TV/movies, but no Disney. Ever.

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Anonymous wrote:Another Playseum story. We were at the one in Bethesda and this adorable little girl spoke to my daughter in French. The mother said quickly and smugly in English "oh, don't bother honey, they don't speak French." Later, I overheard her bragging to some other mom about how it was sooo hard to find appropriate playmates for her dd because she's in a French immersion program. Sure lady, THAT's exactly the problem.

That just happened to us! Was with my child and my neighbors child (they are 5) at a park. We were all playing soccer in the grass and were pretty dirty when some snotty family walked by speaking French. The kid asked (in French) if he could play and the mother said (in French) not to bother with the dirty people because we couldn't understand.

My child responded (in French) that her child was welcome to play.

It's Washington DC - everyone speaks a second language snotty lady.

PP. Wow! Where was this? Do you think this is the same snotty French lady?

Sadly, no. I think there are many snotty French ladies.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. We were once at the Playseum on the Hill playing in the pizza kitchen and this mom came in with her kid and loudly explained "oh we've never eaten this, have we?" We ignored her and kept playing. Her dd asked mine for the pepperoni and I smirked. The mom hurriedly said "oh, she must have learned that from your kid because we don't eat pizza." Thing is...we follow a faith that doesn't allow pork. Also, this whole family was really overweight. I remember thinking that maybe they weren't eating pizza, but they aren't exactly all munching exclusively on organic celery and tofu either.

I bet I know who this is!! If you just ran into her at the Playseum, you may not know but she has certain banned items, mostly sugar & pre-packaged stuff for little Larla, but almost everything in their kitchen is a giant carbfest! Social gatherings at their place involve muffins, cakes, fruit, and sweetened yogurt. No veggies, no protein, and no full fat dairy but plenty of complaints about how hard it is to lose weight.

Holy shit, are we really slagging on other Hill moms for being overweight on anon forums? Come on ladies. It is not jr high anymore. Grow the fuck up. I would rather eat sweetened yogurt (gasp!) at that mom's house than "protein" in your miserable company.

+1

She may be a bitch for the French thing, but she is a +1 for having sweet yogurt.

This is SO why I don't live on the Hill.

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Anonymous wrote:Just have to say I love all the moms on this thread claiming others are snooty and then throwing in that their kid does such-and-such.

"It was SO RUDE to assume we don't speak French! What a snob! Of COURSE we speak French! Tee hee!"

Maybe if you repeat it really slow a few times, the irony will sink in to you. I said it in English, so it should be funny even to monolinguists like you!

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. We were once at the Playseum on the Hill playing in the pizza kitchen and this mom came in with her kid and loudly explained "oh we've never eaten this, have we?" We ignored her and kept playing. Her dd asked mine for the pepperoni and I smirked. The mom hurriedly said "oh, she must have learned that from your kid because we don't eat pizza." Thing is...we follow a faith that doesn't allow pork. Also, this whole family was really overweight. I remember thinking that maybe they weren't eating pizza, but they aren't exactly all munching exclusively on organic celery and tofu either.

I bet I know who this is!! If you just ran into her at the Playseum, you may not know but she has certain banned items, mostly sugar & pre-packaged stuff for little Larla, but almost everything in their kitchen is a giant carbfest! Social gatherings at their place involve muffins, cakes, fruit, and sweetened yogurt. No veggies, no protein, and no full fat dairy but plenty of complaints about how hard it is to lose weight.

Holy shit, are we really slagging on other Hill moms for being overweight on anon forums? Come on ladies. It is not jr high anymore. Grow the fuck up. I would rather eat sweetened yogurt (gasp!) at that mom's house than "protein" in your miserable company.

+1

She may be a bitch for the French thing, but she is a +1 for having sweet yogurt.

This is SO why I don't live on the Hill.

I think you're confusing two story lines. There's a mom who discouraged her kid from playing with others who don't speak french. There's another one who looks down on those whose kids' know what pizza is, and that mom may or may not be the same mom who bans sugar for her kid but eats a ton of carbs while complaining about her weight. I don't think either were actually located on the Hill - that got thrown in by the "grow the F up" lady.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. We were once at the Playseum on the Hill playing in the pizza kitchen and this mom came in with her kid and loudly explained "oh we've never eaten this, have we?" We ignored her and kept playing. Her dd asked mine for the pepperoni and I smirked. The mom hurriedly said "oh, she must have learned that from your kid because we don't eat pizza." Thing is...we follow a faith that doesn't allow pork. Also, this whole family was really overweight. I remember thinking that maybe they weren't eating pizza, but they aren't exactly all munching exclusively on organic celery and tofu either.

I bet I know who this is!! If you just ran into her at the Playseum, you may not know but she has certain banned items, mostly sugar & pre-packaged stuff for little Larla, but almost everything in their kitchen is a giant carbfest! Social gatherings at their place involve muffins, cakes, fruit, and sweetened yogurt. No veggies, no protein, and no full fat dairy but plenty of complaints about how hard it is to lose weight.

Holy shit, are we really slagging on other Hill moms for being overweight on anon forums? Come on ladies. It is not jr high anymore. Grow the fuck up. I would rather eat sweetened yogurt (gasp!) at that mom's house than "protein" in your miserable company.

Nope, just pointing out the glaring hypocrisy.

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Not the PP but if you don't own a TV, I think the chances that your kid won't recognize a TV character at a birthday party are pretty high. We don't have one because if we did, DH & I would never talk; once it's on, we just zone out of everything else, which clearly not everyone experiences but for those of us who do, it's not some mommy crusade, it's just a lifestyle choice. PP could very well raise her child without TV. It's not that crazy of an idea IMO.

No, the chances aren't pretty high. Characters are on clothing, toys, valentine day cards, birthday invitations, gift bags, books at the library, glittery tattoos, hair bows, lunch boxes....It takes one person, telling a child one time, that is Dora or Spiderman and they will know it. Doesn't mean they watch the shows but they will know it is a fictional character.

exactly. it's the same way you probably know what Breaking Bad is, or who Mindy Kaling is, even without TV-- except times 20, because Mindy Kaling isn't on lunchboxes.

I have a tv and have no idea who Mindy Kaling is. Seriously?

I have no idea either.?

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. We were once at the Playseum on the Hill playing in the pizza kitchen and this mom came in with her kid and loudly explained "oh we've never eaten this, have we?" We ignored her and kept playing. Her dd asked mine for the pepperoni and I smirked. The mom hurriedly said "oh, she must have learned that from your kid because we don't eat pizza." Thing is...we follow a faith that doesn't allow pork. Also, this whole family was really overweight. I remember thinking that maybe they weren't eating pizza, but they aren't exactly all munching exclusively on organic celery and tofu either.

I bet I know who this is!! If you just ran into her at the Playseum, you may not know but she has certain banned items, mostly sugar & pre-packaged stuff for little Larla, but almost everything in their kitchen is a giant carbfest! Social gatherings at their place involve muffins, cakes, fruit, and sweetened yogurt. No veggies, no protein, and no full fat dairy but plenty of complaints about how hard it is to lose weight.

Holy shit, are we really slagging on other Hill moms for being overweight on anon forums? Come on ladies. It is not jr high anymore. Grow the fuck up. I would rather eat sweetened yogurt (gasp!) at that mom's house than "protein" in your miserable company.

+1

She may be a bitch for the French thing, but she is a +1 for having sweet yogurt.

This is SO why I don't live on the Hill.

I think you're confusing two story lines. There's a mom who discouraged her kid from playing with others who don't speak french. There's another one who looks down on those whose kids' know what pizza is, and that mom may or may not be the same mom who bans sugar for her kid but eats a ton of carbs while complaining about her weight. I don't think either were actually located on the Hill - that got thrown in by the "grow the F up" lady.

Thanks you! It's so hard to keep these crazy, smug mommies straight.

Of course, I am so awesome, I should be able to do that.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. We were once at the Playseum on the Hill playing in the pizza kitchen and this mom came in with her kid and loudly explained "oh we've never eaten this, have we?" We ignored her and kept playing. Her dd asked mine for the pepperoni and I smirked. The mom hurriedly said "oh, she must have learned that from your kid because we don't eat pizza." Thing is...we follow a faith that doesn't allow pork. Also, this whole family was really overweight. I remember thinking that maybe they weren't eating pizza, but they aren't exactly all munching exclusively on organic celery and tofu either.

I bet I know who this is!! If you just ran into her at the Playseum, you may not know but she has certain banned items, mostly sugar & pre-packaged stuff for little Larla, but almost everything in their kitchen is a giant carbfest! Social gatherings at their place involve muffins, cakes, fruit, and sweetened yogurt. No veggies, no protein, and no full fat dairy but plenty of complaints about how hard it is to lose weight.

Holy shit, are we really slagging on other Hill moms for being overweight on anon forums? Come on ladies. It is not jr high anymore. Grow the fuck up. I would rather eat sweetened yogurt (gasp!) at that mom's house than "protein" in your miserable company.

+1


She may be a bitch for the French thing, but she is a +1 for having sweet yogurt.

This is SO why I don't live on the Hill.

I think you're confusing two story lines. There's a mom who discouraged her kid from playing with others who don't speak french. There's another one who looks down on those whose kids' know what pizza is, and that mom may or may not be the same mom who bans sugar for her kid but eats a ton of carbs while complaining about her weight. I don't think either were actually located on the Hill - that got thrown in by the "grow the F up" lady.

Exactly. Two different smug moms.

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Don't hate on Mindy Kaling - her show is so-so but it still makes me laugh out load at least once per episode.