Tell me the difference between Arlington and Bethesda...

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What was Gwenyth talking about? Was NY the location of the fabulous dinner party, while LA was the home of the Juicy Jeans chick? Or was it a dinner party in London and fashion talk in NY?

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She was probably comparing the UK to the US.

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Anonymous wrote:^^^ that is a gwynyth Paltrow quote. I recognize it . She looks like sour milk with battery acid leaking out her cooch...perfect for dcum

We have a winner!

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Anonymous wrote:^^^ that is a gwynyth Paltrow quote. I recognize it . She looks like sour milk with battery acid leaking out her cooch...perfect for dcum

We have a winner!

Some people have more important things to do than watch TV and thus don't recognize B-grade actresses, let alone their quotes.

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Anonymous wrote:^^^ that is a gwynyth Paltrow quote. I recognize it . She looks like sour milk with battery acid leaking out her cooch...perfect for dcum

We have a winner!

Some people have more important things to do than watch TV and thus don't recognize B-grade actresses, let alone their quotes.

Like what? As between reading US Weekly and foaming at the mouth on DCUM for no good reason, I'll take US Weekly hands down.

And Gwyneth is an actress and author who not only deserves, but commands, our deepest respect.

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Anonymous wrote:In Bethesda, we have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature, all this peppered with really funny jokes. But in Arlington I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said "Oh my God, are those Juicy jeans that you're wearing?" and I thought, I can't stay here. I have to get back to Bethesda.

This reminds me of a Georgetown vs American U joke

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Anonymous wrote:In Bethesda, we have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature, all this peppered with really funny jokes. But in Arlington I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said "Oh my God, are those Juicy jeans that you're wearing?" and I thought, I can't stay here. I have to get back to Bethesda.

you do realize how full of shit you really are, don't you. thank fucking god you live Bethesda you goddamn loser.

Does no one see the sarcasm here? This post is hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Better in state colleges in Virginia
More Jews in Bethesda
No Harris Teeter in Bethesda

Building one right now on the corner of Woodmont and Wisconsin.

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Anonymous wrote:In Bethesda, we have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature, all this peppered with really funny jokes. But in Arlington I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said "Oh my God, are those Juicy jeans that you're wearing?" and I thought, I can't stay here. I have to get back to Bethesda.

Well, were they?

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Anonymous wrote:In Bethesda, we have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature, all this peppered with really funny jokes. But in Arlington I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said "Oh my God, are those Juicy jeans that you're wearing?" and I thought, I can't stay here. I have to get back to Bethesda.

Well, were they?

Of course.

Those of us in Bethesda are who we are. I can't pretend to be someone who makes $125,000 a year.

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Arlington, unlike Bethesda, is a county and has attractive and unattractive parts. Comparing Bethesda to all of Arlington in those terms is silly. You could argue that Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon or vice versa. Or that Kenwood has style and Country Club Hills wishes it were Kenwood or vice versa.

Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon, and Kenwood has far more élan than CCH.

People in Bethesda use words like "élan.". With a straight face. Enough said.

Ha ha! This is so true!!

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Anonymous wrote:8:55 - You hit it on the nose!

Agree re in-state schools and Jews, but who needs Harris Teeter. All my Arlington friends rave about it, but when I've been there it's just meh.

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Arlington, unlike Bethesda, is a county and has attractive and unattractive parts. Comparing Bethesda to all of Arlington in those terms is silly. You could argue that Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon or vice versa. Or that Kenwood has style and Country Club Hills wishes it were Kenwood or vice versa.

Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon, and Kenwood has far more élan than CCH.

People in Bethesda use words like "élan.". With a straight face. Enough said.

Particularly people who live in 500K 1950s splits in Bethesda.

Also, the international thing is nonsense. The vast majority of my colleagues at the World Bank line in DC, Arlington or McLean.

+1 my kid's public elementary in Clarendon is filled with State Dept, World Bank and Obama Cabinet members...a few Congressman. It makes for a high turnover in friends--every few years. It is a very International elem. school.

This comment is so obnoxious. Are you talking about Science Focus?

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Anonymous wrote:
Arlington, unlike Bethesda, is a county and has attractive and unattractive parts. Comparing Bethesda to all of Arlington in those terms is silly. You could argue that Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon or vice versa. Or that Kenwood has style and Country Club Hills wishes it were Kenwood or vice versa.

Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon, and Kenwood has far more élan than CCH.

People in Bethesda use words like "élan.". With a straight face. Enough said.

Particularly people who live in 500K 1950s splits in Bethesda.

Also, the international thing is nonsense. The vast majority of my colleagues at the World Bank line in DC, Arlington or McLean.

+1 my kid's public elementary in Clarendon is filled with State Dept, World Bank and Obama Cabinet members...a few Congressman. It makes for a high turnover in friends--every few years. It is a very International elem. school.

This comment is so obnoxious. Are you talking about Science Focus?

No

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:
Arlington, unlike Bethesda, is a county and has attractive and unattractive parts. Comparing Bethesda to all of Arlington in those terms is silly. You could argue that Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon or vice versa. Or that Kenwood has style and Country Club Hills wishes it were Kenwood or vice versa.

Downtown Bethesda looks better than Clarendon, and Kenwood has far more élan than CCH.

People in Bethesda use words like "élan.". With a straight face. Enough said.

Particularly people who live in 500K 1950s splits in Bethesda.

Also, the international thing is nonsense. The vast majority of my colleagues at the World Bank line in DC, Arlington or McLean.

+1 my kid's public elementary in Clarendon is filled with State Dept, World Bank and Obama Cabinet members...a few Congressman. It makes for a high turnover in friends--every few years. It is a very International elem. school.

This comment is so obnoxious. Are you talking about Science Focus?

At this point, the sooner the Obama administration turns over, the better. It's a lot like Arlington itself. Looks good on paper, but overrated and under-performing.