Do you use the gas pump to physically select the fuel grade or do you use your hand to select it?

[Anonymous]

I use my hand. I also use my hand to press the crosswalk button, because I'm not a germophobe.

[Anonymous]

Sigh. Thank you for this thread. That was really fun.

[Anonymous]

I used the head of my penis

[Anonymous]

I use my elbow.

[Anonymous]

I use my foot.

[Anonymous]

I use my hip/bum…but I’m really short, so I need to get a running start to jump high enough to make contact.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I used the head of my penis

I hope you use protection.

[Anonymous]

I don’t get it. Do you guys not trust your chauffeur to select the proper gasoline? I knew it was hard getting good help these days, but this is ridiculous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I used the head of my penis

At least it’s good for SOMETHING.

[Anonymous]

Hand.

But I do wear my leather gas pumping gloves so no contact.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hand.

But I do wear my leather gas pumping gloves so no contact.

Is this parody?

[Anonymous]

That's why I had kids. They pump the gas as soon as their tiny hands can reach the button. I just wait in the car checking DCURBANMOM while they do the dirty work.

[Anonymous]

I’m a germaphobe. I used to just slather on hand sanitizer after but I’ve graduated to a glove. I was also in my 30s when I learned about the arrow pointy thing.

[Anonymous]

No way people really use an arrow pointer?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No way people really use an arrow pointer?!

They are referring to the arrow on the gas gauge that points to which side gas tank hatch is located.

https://www.autoweek.com/news/a69889877/gas-guage-little-arrow-inventor-has-passed-away/