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There are two issues, gasoline residue and germs. I assume none on your list have the former. |
If I can bend all the way down and get on my knees at home (to clean the floors, get your minds out of the gutter!) then yes I assure you I can manage a slight bend at the knees so that my elbow height aligns with the gas grade selection button. |
| I kick |
| I use a paper towel. I keep some in the back of the car just in case. Shame on gas stations who are out of paper towels. |
Let's not shame gas stations for not contributing to excessive paper waste. Thank you. |
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I use my fingers to select the grade, decline the car wash, skip the member number and say yes to the receipt. I also touch my gas filler door and gas cap while resting my other hand on the roof of my car.
And then I go to McDonalds and use the big touchscreen to order food, which is the thing that will actually kill me. |
And then you eat??? |
Actually paper towels should be mandatory. We need them to check the oil and perfect windshield cleaning. How dare they charge so much for gas and not provide this basic necessity? |
| I like to use my nose. |
Your stomach acid is a powerful disinfectant. |
Because there's always that one person who has discovered a source of free paper towels for their home. |
Oh, these are single use leather gloves. Toss right in by the window squeegee/trash container |
But your hand is still touching the pump. |
Exactly! |