Do you use the gas pump to physically select the fuel grade or do you use your hand to select it?

Anonymous
I use my knuckle
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I use my hand.

I think maybe this thread is going to be legendary?


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Here we goooooooooo!

Normal people use their hands. It's a button. I usually have the gas spigot thing IN the TANK when I start pressing all the buttons.

Also, prediction, we'll get to Page 3 of this thread and someone will helpfully tell us about the arrow that indicates which side of your car the tank is. Like we were all born yesterday.


To be sure, I was well into my 40s before I learned that LOL


Me too!!!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I often use my knuckle, but I have hand sanitizer in the to uses afterwards regardless.


Same. Down to the hand sanitizer in the car.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:In New Jersey we can't pump our own gas so I just let the attendant handle it.


Yes, this is why I always travel to New Jersey to get gas.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I use my elbow...this just makes the most sense to me. This way I can grab pump, elbow button, pivot and refuel quickly.


LOL, babe, you’re not an Indy car pit crew. Your .0007 second of time saved is not worth how ridiculous you are in general.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Anyone who isn't an insane germophobe uses their hand.


Why don’t you use your tongue?
Anonymous
I use the tip. Of the nozzle.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:At the two nearest gas stations to my house you select the fuel grade on a touchscreen, not with physical buttons.

I almost want to go get gas to see if I can activate the touchscreen button using the pump instead of my finger, but I gassed up the other day and probably have like 7/8 of a tank full.


Where do you live that there’s a touchscreen?


Detroit suburbs. Shell stations, both of them updated in the past few years.
Anonymous
Butt slap.
Anonymous
I use my tongue
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Anyone who isn't an insane germophobe uses their hand.


This.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:In New Jersey we can't pump our own gas so I just let the attendant handle it.

Best answer.


Except for the New Jersey part.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Anyone who isn't an insane germophobe uses their hand.


Why don’t you use your tongue?


I just use your mom's tongue.
Anonymous
I carry gloves in my car (super thin disposable from costco) and wear them to handle gasoline dispensers. Not because of germs, but because gas is pretty toxic.

Never thought there were idiots wiping the dripping nozzle on the controls, so feel even better about the practice.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I use my knuckle


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