British Women and Their Fashion Mishaps: Part 1

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I think Princess Beatrice is very pretty and I hate that she gets made fun of for being chubby, bug-eyed, etc. She's not some trashy fake blonde (I am a fake blonde, this is not a dig at my fellow untrashy fake blondes) but she has a very uniquely British look. I think her style is interesting, and she's clearly into fashion and the arts.

Zara and Mike are trashy; it's crazy to me that people make fun of Harry and Meghan for "falling from grace" for doing podcasts and television and yet, Mike has a podcast and does reality shows. Plus he cheats on her and is constantly name dropping that he's related to the P&P of Wales by marriage. Like, we know dude, you have a group chat with Kate Middleton about school pickup. That is the most interesting thing about you other than your brief stint on "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" so we definitely didn't forget. I don't think Zara dresses particularly well and she's mannish looking.

Anyway, this thread will not go well and be deleted by nightfall due to British royal family fans' inability to read ANYTHING critical of their precious Kate. (Who I also love and think is incredibly well dressed but I don't care if other people don't agree.)

Finding Princess Beatrice more attractive than Zara Tindall is a wild take. I think the press is mean to poor Beatrice about her looks (she didn't enter the pubic eye by choice), but she is objectively not pretty.

I do love British royal fashion in general and colorful wool coats in particular. Princess Catherine has amazing style and I love seeing an objectively beautiful woman dressing to be elegant without also needing to dress in a sexualized way.

So I don’t know who Zara Tindall is, but this is the first photo that came up when I googled her and I can’t believe anyone finds her objectively more attractive than Beatrice. Beatrice isn’t classically beautiful, but she’s pretty. Also, I thought the photo above had Zara with her husband and couldn’t figure out why he was so short! Lady Louise is my new favorite royal. Her old man getup makes her a doppelgänger for the senior volunteer docents at the zoo

DCUMommies prefer thin blonde women.

She's not thin, though. She's very squat. I say this as someone built like her:

Everyone looks squat compared to Kate Middleton.

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Anonymous wrote:This is OP again. I hope that there is only one grumpy pants poster. This is supposed to be a fun thread about British Royal Women's (BRW) fashion and yes, MM is one. I know you hate that, but it's true. Stop being grumpy! There are plenty of places to go love on the BRW. Try Reddit.

You can report your original post and ask Jeff to change the title!

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It's giving Sears Catalog circa 1984.

Just for kicks and giggles I looked up the dress… $600.

https://ajeworld.com/products/manon-midi-dress-jardin?variant=41203724288080&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=21721337272&utm_content=&utm_term=&gadid=&tw_adid=&utm_campaign=21721337272&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21711047175&gbraid=0AAAAABVgEUFrvIE-ifQPXIII6KzxfjPvq&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvPG6vc-EkgMVq19HAR2NOR5pEAQYASABEgLzfvD_BwE

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I think Princess Beatrice is very pretty and I hate that she gets made fun of for being chubby, bug-eyed, etc. She's not some trashy fake blonde (I am a fake blonde, this is not a dig at my fellow untrashy fake blondes) but she has a very uniquely British look. I think her style is interesting, and she's clearly into fashion and the arts.

Zara and Mike are trashy; it's crazy to me that people make fun of Harry and Meghan for "falling from grace" for doing podcasts and television and yet, Mike has a podcast and does reality shows. Plus he cheats on her and is constantly name dropping that he's related to the P&P of Wales by marriage. Like, we know dude, you have a group chat with Kate Middleton about school pickup. That is the most interesting thing about you other than your brief stint on "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" so we definitely didn't forget. I don't think Zara dresses particularly well and she's mannish looking.

Anyway, this thread will not go well and be deleted by nightfall due to British royal family fans' inability to read ANYTHING critical of their precious Kate. (Who I also love and think is incredibly well dressed but I don't care if other people don't agree.)

Finding Princess Beatrice more attractive than Zara Tindall is a wild take. I think the press is mean to poor Beatrice about her looks (she didn't enter the pubic eye by choice), but she is objectively not pretty.

I do love British royal fashion in general and colorful wool coats in particular. Princess Catherine has amazing style and I love seeing an objectively beautiful woman dressing to be elegant without also needing to dress in a sexualized way.

So I don’t know who Zara Tindall is, but this is the first photo that came up when I googled her and I can’t believe anyone finds her objectively more attractive than Beatrice. Beatrice isn’t classically beautiful, but she’s pretty. Also, I thought the photo above had Zara with her husband and couldn’t figure out why he was so short! Lady Louise is my new favorite royal. Her old man getup makes her a doppelgänger for the senior volunteer docents at the zoo

DCUMommies prefer thin blonde women.

She's not thin, though. She's very squat. I say this as someone built like her:

Everyone looks squat compared to Kate Middleton.

I love Kate's dress here - I don't think I've ever seen this.

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I think Princess Beatrice is very pretty and I hate that she gets made fun of for being chubby, bug-eyed, etc. She's not some trashy fake blonde (I am a fake blonde, this is not a dig at my fellow untrashy fake blondes) but she has a very uniquely British look. I think her style is interesting, and she's clearly into fashion and the arts.

Zara and Mike are trashy; it's crazy to me that people make fun of Harry and Meghan for "falling from grace" for doing podcasts and television and yet, Mike has a podcast and does reality shows. Plus he cheats on her and is constantly name dropping that he's related to the P&P of Wales by marriage. Like, we know dude, you have a group chat with Kate Middleton about school pickup. That is the most interesting thing about you other than your brief stint on "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" so we definitely didn't forget. I don't think Zara dresses particularly well and she's mannish looking.

Anyway, this thread will not go well and be deleted by nightfall due to British royal family fans' inability to read ANYTHING critical of their precious Kate. (Who I also love and think is incredibly well dressed but I don't care if other people don't agree.)

Finding Princess Beatrice more attractive than Zara Tindall is a wild take. I think the press is mean to poor Beatrice about her looks (she didn't enter the pubic eye by choice), but she is objectively not pretty.

I do love British royal fashion in general and colorful wool coats in particular. Princess Catherine has amazing style and I love seeing an objectively beautiful woman dressing to be elegant without also needing to dress in a sexualized way.

So I don’t know who Zara Tindall is, but this is the first photo that came up when I googled her and I can’t believe anyone finds her objectively more attractive than Beatrice. Beatrice isn’t classically beautiful, but she’s pretty. Also, I thought the photo above had Zara with her husband and couldn’t figure out why he was so short! Lady Louise is my new favorite royal. Her old man getup makes her a doppelgänger for the senior volunteer docents at the zoo

DCUMommies prefer thin blonde women.

She's not thin, though. She's very squat. I say this as someone built like her:

Everyone looks squat compared to Kate Middleton.

I love Kate's dress here - I don't think I've ever seen this.

I do too. Kate fansites say it's Alexander McQueen Spring 2017 that she had customized a bit (neckline and sleeves are different)

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It's giving Sears Catalog circa 1984.

Just for kicks and giggles I looked up the dress… $600.

https://ajeworld.com/products/manon-midi-dress-jardin?variant=41203724288080&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=21721337272&utm_content=&utm_term=&gadid=&tw_adid=&utm_campaign=21721337272&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21711047175&gbraid=0AAAAABVgEUFrvIE-ifQPXIII6KzxfjPvq&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvPG6vc-EkgMVq19HAR2NOR5pEAQYASABEgLzfvD_BwE

NP. Dag nabbit. If it was more like $60 I'd totally buy and wear that. Fashion sites keep telling me big florals are in season after season even though I rarely see anyone wearing them.

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Anonymous wrote:^^ and appliques? They must stop too.

Oh, I didn't realize those were appliques. I thought it was embroidered lol.

Can I just say, Mike Tindall is so trashy. He's cheated on Zara multiple times, did a reality show, has a podcast, etc. He's basically a white male version of Meghan and never gets called out for his trashiness. I'm so over the "Zara and Mike are the RF's secret weapon" perpetuated by the media. No one cares about these two gnome-ass looking B-tier members of the family.

I laughed at this and then had to hunt for pictures and I see it! More like troll dolls than gnomes? She's the troll doll and he's the gnome?

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Anonymous wrote:^^ and appliques? They must stop too.

Oh, I didn't realize those were appliques. I thought it was embroidered lol.

Can I just say, Mike Tindall is so trashy. He's cheated on Zara multiple times, did a reality show, has a podcast, etc. He's basically a white male version of Meghan and never gets called out for his trashiness. I'm so over the "Zara and Mike are the RF's secret weapon" perpetuated by the media. No one cares about these two gnome-ass looking B-tier members of the family.

But Mike stays positive and never complains. Cheery disposition is a big asset.

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Love that red on her and particularly the heels.

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What in the third circle of he11 is on her head?

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^^ what do they call those things.
Necromancers?
Irradiators?
enfrightenators?

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Anonymous wrote:^^ what do they call those things.
Necromancers?
Irradiators?
enfrightenators?

Of course it's UK, so it's a snitch. Sometimes they have wings. Sometimes they fly around a bit. But mostly they perch on the head.

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Anonymous wrote:^^ what do they call those things.
Necromancers?
Irradiators?
enfrightenators?

I hate those things! They make the wearer look like a moron.

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Anonymous wrote:What in the third circle of he11 is on her head?

The dress looks like 1980 Gunne Sax