If that doesn't work, dress like and pretend to be a playboy bunny or adult film actress and see if you catch Trump's eye. Some large fake boobs may help. |
Fox published this in September; if he didn't start working on his white house job before then OP, he's probably not going to get one right now. |
| Trump throws everyone under the bus. Everyone. Your friend is not different or special and Trump will ruin his career too. |