Non-Famous but Frequent DCUM Posters III

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The anti-littles poster.

The littles poster who think only one person is annoyed by her use of the term "littles".

+1.

I’d also like to add: people who can’t seem to understand when more than one person are disagreeing with them, so they accuse others of sockpuppeting or being the OP posting yet again or something. Just accept that people don’t agree with you. It’s not a conspiracy or trolling, really.

Yes to this.

The littles posters also seem to not understand that the anonymous nature of DCUM means that using cutesy language is always going to be less well received than it might be in a text to friends or when posting on Facebook. Those people know you, and may either share your affection for these terms or simply be willing to overlook it because they know and like you.

On DCUM, you are what you post. When you post comments about your kids and refer to them as "littles", other posters know nothing else about you, and you come off to a lot of people as unserious, twee, and a little dumb.

The lack of self awareness there is almost as annoying as the terms themselves.

Case in point - another post by the anti little poster

[Anonymous]

Adult trike.

Legend.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person in the real estate forum who always replies that she hates houses where staircases are right by the front door.

Front loading garage lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-littles poster.

The littles poster who think only one person is annoyed by her use of the term "littles".

+1.

I’d also like to add: people who can’t seem to understand when more than one person are disagreeing with them, so they accuse others of sockpuppeting or being the OP posting yet again or something. Just accept that people don’t agree with you. It’s not a conspiracy or trolling, really.

Yes to this.

The littles posters also seem to not understand that the anonymous nature of DCUM means that using cutesy language is always going to be less well received than it might be in a text to friends or when posting on Facebook. Those people know you, and may either share your affection for these terms or simply be willing to overlook it because they know and like you.

On DCUM, you are what you post. When you post comments about your kids and refer to them as "littles", other posters know nothing else about you, and you come off to a lot of people as unserious, twee, and a little dumb.

The lack of self awareness there is almost as annoying as the terms themselves.

Case in point - another post by the anti little poster

Case in point - another post assuming that everyone who disagrees with them is the same poster 😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am hungry now for pigs in a blanket AND charcuterie

Too bad. Three Chefs has closed dowm.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

Don’t forget the baked ziti and garlic bread lover!

We Are Legion

Sign me up for Baked Zitiverse

I laughed out loud at these posts. I love anyone who is this committed to baked ziti. If you can get baked ziti into non-food related posts you will forever be my hero.

[Anonymous]

How about the mean person who keeps starting these threads to make fun of others?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The conspiracy theory haikuist

They start out normal
Takes a very cray-cray turn
Ends in WTF

YES!

[Anonymous]

“Top” BigLaw firms questioner
Crazed UVA SCHEV dude
“Dunning-Kruger” poster
“amoral scum fascist” poster

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How about the mean person who keeps starting these threads to make fun of others?

Damn, how many of these are avout you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Top” BigLaw firms questioner
Crazed UVA SCHEV dude
“Dunning-Kruger” poster
“amoral scum fascist” poster

Which forum is that?

[Anonymous]

There is one lady who often ends her disdainful replies with “Utter fail.” It gives me this weirdo combo of cringe/secondhand embarrassment and irritation.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The woman in the diet & exercise forum who exclaims that formerly fat people must really hate and despise their former selves, if they've found success and happiness with changing their habits. She's nutso.

Let it go, lady. You are obsessed in a truly bizarre way. I’ve never said anything like the above, but I recognize you because of your absolutely relentless obsession.

PP, you are terribly aggressive!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

Don’t forget the baked ziti and garlic bread lover!

We Are Legion

Sign me up for Baked Zitiverse

I laughed out loud at these posts. I love anyone who is this committed to baked ziti. If you can get baked ziti into non-food related posts you will forever be my hero.

I really miss the baked ziti from Listrani's on MacArthur. I realize I could go to McLean but it just wouldn't be the same!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

Don’t forget the baked ziti and garlic bread lover!

We Are Legion

Sign me up for Baked Zitiverse

I laughed out loud at these posts. I love anyone who is this committed to baked ziti. If you can get baked ziti into non-food related posts you will forever be my hero.

What do Baked Ziti Aficionado posts look like? Does she just suggest baked ziti for every menu question?